Friday, July 08, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

There's something about living a fairy-tale life that just dares you to screw it up—or so one would think watching Lord Tripp Unzipped and all his dalliances. Despite having many high-profile affairs, Tripp has never seemed able to find the right looker to settle down with, that is, until he met the gorgeous Lady Unzipped.

And my, how the world ate it up, watching Lord and his pretty partner in marriage settle down—with lots and lots of future poshly positioned heirs to look forward to.

Right?

No. Quite wrong, in fact. The only thing that's really a stunner here is that Tripp's spouse went along with the matrimonial plan—even though this now incredibly rich partner (like many an Unzipped-friendly source) knows full well that not only does Lord U fool around, he's not exactly picky about who he gets into bed with, male or female.

And anybody who's anybody within this royal set is taking bets on (a) how long it'll be before Unzipped eventually chooses a less than discreet conquest romance, (b) when that will get out to the press and (c) just when (not if, but, when) is Lady Unzipped going to run screaming to anybody—and any publisher—who will listen about what a damn cheating, sloppy schmuck this Unzipped dude really is.

Impressive title be damned.

It Ain't: Elton John, Prince Edward, Sean Connery

25 comments:

Voice O' Reason said...

William and Kate?

Cecilia00 said...

Prince Albert Of Monaco and Ted is way behind on the news I see!

pegd said...

Prince of Monaco and his unfortunate bride/wife. Could care less about this royal family. Only interesting event was the incident in Paris.

Goodgrief said...

Yep, I thought of Prince Albert. Didn't his bride try to flee the country when she found out about his last tryst right before the wedding?

BigMama said...

sounds like Ted is po'd. usually he tries to be just a little vague.

Anyway, it's Prince Albert

RJ said...

I thought of Prince Albert, too, but all of the Ain'ts are British. Tripp is also a common nickname for someone who is the third. I think that is definitely a clue. Will Albert one day be King Albert III?

Voice O' Reason said...

Looks like Prince Albert FTW LOL. I am embarassed to admit it but I hadn't realized Albert married yet and the NOTs were all from the UK ;>.

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Sherry said...

At one point (years ago) there were some rumors that Prince Albert was gay - solely based on the fact that he hadn't married. Then he turned out to be such a slut with the ladies and those rumors evaporated. I really didn't think he would ever marry.

anita_mark said...

Their wedding pictures are heartbreaking. She's so beautiful and she looks so sad.

I mean, as heartbreaking as it can be when someone is marrying into royalty/money.

RocketQueen said...

Thanks for the blind after the fact, Ted. /eyeroll
Damn, his blinds really suck lately.

ms snarky said...

Prince Phillip. It's so obvious. : )

Kara said...

LOL! At Prince Phillip.

surfer said...

Seeing as all the aint's are British, how about David & Victoria Beckham?

The line "with lots and lots of future poshly positioned heirs," could be a clue. She's "Posh" and they certainly have a number of heirs.

ms_goddess said...

Mid-way through reading I was thinking it was the Beckhams.

pomme said...

Albert of Monaco and his poor Charlene

RocketQueen said...

@surfer - Posh is already Roxy Couture and I forget David's moniker.

MadLyb said...

Gotta be Prince Albert in a can. He has none of the charm or grace his mom had (or even his dad).

There's been speculation on how much Charlotte was paid to marry him. My guess is it was more along the lines of her being imprisoned and told her family would not be eliminated if she went along with the marriage. Yes, I'm dramatic like that, but knowing her passport was confiscated and she was stopped from leaving Monaco 3 times makes my imagination run wild, because there's no amount of money on the planet that would make me marry this schmuck.

MadLyb said...

Oops --> Charlene.

ardleigh said...

There is a photo of Prince Albert the Toad kissing Charlene where she looks absolutley repulsed.

KiKi said...

@Rocket Queen - I totally agree. I remember when Ted was the King of scoops; I think his breakup really screwed him up and he hasn't been the same since.

Henriette said...

Was this blind really necessary? Anyone who watches the news could figure this one out. Ted C has been watching too much Twilight crap.

joymama said...

Wasn't there a royal wedding in Spain recently?

Ginger said...

I billionth the other posters. This is near sighted at best, hardly blind.

Char said...

Great, Ted, thanks for "blinding" something that has not only been on this and other gossip blogs for months, but has actually been reported in mainline news. Real scoop there.