Thursday, September 15, 2011

Angelina Jolie Sabotages Jennifer Aniston's Wedding


Despite Angelina Jolie publicly saying she was not getting married and Jennifer Aniston probably never getting married, OK!, which by the way is "The Magazine That Stars Trust" uses the cover in their latest issue to discuss how Angelina is trying to race Jennifer to the altar and will do everything she can to ruin Jennifer's perfect day. First of all do you see either of them doing the big wedding thing? I don't. I see small and quiet and no one will know. They are not going to sell television rights and have sponsors because they have been previously married and they just are not those types of people.


The magazine has come out on Jen's side and say that Angelina is the one with the grudge and that Angelina wants to make sure she comes out on top. I have to say that I am continually fascinated by the never ending obsession tabloids have over this couple and I would really love to see how the sales of these covers compare to weeks when they are not on the cover. To keep doing it so often must mean the sales are way better.

27 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Is this the double post of the post? If so, amazing. Never seen that before.

MISCH said...

I doubt Brad and Angie will marry....he'd be crazy too.
He knows exactly who she is...and a man should always have an exit plan.
As for Jen, just live with him have a baby...don't. don't marry him.

Patty said...

I will be truely shocked if Jen ever has a baby. Can't see it happening.

Aly said...

Faux Enty is getting sloppier and sloppier.Now, who actually does own this site?

Syko said...

What would Angie hold a grudge about? Jennifer being her man's first wife? That's a stretch. And I don't see Jennifer ever messing up her perfectly preserved body by having a child.

Bnl1016 said...

Just like jessica simpson was rushing her wedding to beat nick to it right? right.

Ida Blankenship said...

He accidentally posted something twice and hasn't deleted it yet, guys. It's okay. You know when you accidentally post the same comment more than once? It happens. No biggie.

I am SO bored by Brangelina and Anitheroux. The *only* thing they could do at this point to pique my interest is have a double wedding in Vegas and engage in some sort of polyamorous arrangement together.

msgirl said...

If Jen ever does have a kid then all this BS will extend to all the children as well. Sick of it.

KellyLynn said...

I don't get the big deal about these people, either. Of course, I also don't get the big deal about marriage, I think these kinds of tabloid stories are so stupid anyway.

KellyLynn said...

I missed a "so" up there. Sorry.

Voice O' Reason said...

Just read Brad's smarmy interview and threw up in my mouth a little. I wish these two would STFU. Maybe actually spend some time with their kids instead of timing really great photo ops with the nannys just behind them out of sight. Ever notice their pictures with the kids are exactly the same? Walking with at least two of them out of a door entrance. Always that door entrance thing so the nannies can stay easily out of sight. They strike me as the phoniest couple in Hollywood. Well maybe outside of Will and Jada LOL

RocketQueen said...

I can see why people still buy the ridiculous tab stories that perpetuate this feud. On this site alone people love to talk about "homewrecker Jolie", as if Brad didn't have anything to do with leaving his marriage. The whole thing is ridiculous. I, too, will be very surprised if Aniston ever has a baby. I don't think she's interested.

figgy said...

Brangelina and Jen are the only thing they've found that comes close to generating the kind of interest that Princess Di used to do.

crila16 said...

Wow...Angelina must have a lot of power over Jen if she has the ability to destroy her wedding. She's even more powerful if she has the ability to destroy Jen's non-existent wedding.

Janet296 said...

On an average day, I doubt that these two ever give the other a thought. It has been what....six or seven years? Let it go already.

RocketQueen said...

OMG - everyone has to go read the new Brad Pitt interview in Parade - it's on Celebitchy and Lainey. I think Brad has finally just come on out and said his marriage to Jennifer sucked and he just wasn't happy. It would be nice if everyone read it and just moved on.

MISCH said...

I think Brad and Angie actually spend very little time with the kids....the staged outings don't count (well not for me anyway) and they're always the same..art supply store, movie...etc
And the kids..well they seen off somehow, I live in a building with lots and lots of kids...I'm around children all day long...and the twins especially...they're just not right...
Only time will tell...

Barton Fink said...

Poor Brad, forced by Aniston to smoke pot, so he turns to an opiate and pharmaceutical junkie who purchases children around the world. Poor, poor Brad -- at least that's what I got out of the Parade story.

Mango said...

I thought Brad was a kinder, more diplomatic man than that. What a douche.

Ida Blankenship said...

That Parade interview is absolutely classless. I am no longer a Brad Pitt fan -- and I've doggedly loved him ever since I snuck into a theater to watch Thelma and Louise when I was thirteen.

My jaw really *did* drop when he mentioned his union with Jen as some sort of catalyst for depression. FUCK you, Brad Pitt. For reals. I am definitely not a fan of Aniston, but it's BEYOND shitty of him to blame his slacker malaise at that time in his life on their marriage. It's up to YOU how you react to things, motherfucker. UGH.

Oh, and HE was the one who cheated on his wife in the first place. And he really does rub it in the whole time, doesn't he? How she's such a great mom and all? I like how that one poster (I would look you up, but I'm too worked up to do it, sorry!) pointed out how they're ALWAYS photographed exiting doors, while their 3453453454369348509345804395 nannies are probably idling behind the vision of every lens, waiting for permission from B and A to emerge.

I've always thought that Angelina was a totally overrated actress -- she's only great when she's playing crazy. Go figure. But Brad has now reach her level of insufferability. Eff 'em both.

So what if Brangelina is a pretty couple? I am so TIRED of them. Cate Blanchett is an ethereal goddess, and there's no scandal whatsoever attached to HER. Ditto Jon Hamm.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Ida - That was my reaction to the Parade interview, too.

You know when Pitt should have said all these things? Six friggin' years ago when they got divorced! I would have respected that he was not in love with JA and his soulmate was AJ (although at the time I NEVER thought it would have lasted this long).

Saying all this to Parade (Parade??? WTF??) NOW is just ridiculous.

Barton Fink said...

I almost feel bad saying all these bad things about Brad Pitt, but...

He's now saying that he was almost destroyed by being a lesser star than Tom Cruise, and making the vampire movie crushed him and ruined him (presumably because there was a bigger ego in the room).

Henriette said...

@Barton Fink
That's what I thought! What a toad! The whole thing about Tom Cruise made him look like a major twirp. Tom Cruise was(is)a bigger start than him AND Lestat was the pivatol character. Brad Pitt does not have a "sensitivity chip," brains, or class.

__-__=__ said...

Furthermore, if Brad just wasn't happy with JA then why did he waste her time?!?!? So tired of all 3 of them.

MISCH said...

You know the timing is so bizarre, I think Angie caught him cheating again and this interview was her apology ,
a "gift" so to speak....
He should have kept his mouth shut...in fact I really think its bullshit, because if it was true as someone else mention he would have said it at the time.

WBotW said...

Is it wrong that I keep hoping the tabloids will manufacture an Angennifer hookup? 'Angie and Jen make amends and take things one hotel room too far! Brad livid!'

Me said...

he idea of angie in a big puffy wedding dress w/ a train and bridesmaids in matching dresses gives me a good laugh. but even in my mind, she has to be high off her ass to do this.