Friday, September 16, 2011

January Jones Is A Fan of XxX


Apparently January Jones has a thing for the movie XxX which is really annoying to type. I can think of no other explanation as to why she would name her new child Xander. Oh, maybe she is a fan of Xander Berkeley. Maybe she is doing this to throw us off the scent of who the baby daddy is. She used the last name Jones, but I wonder what the birth certificate says. Father left blank? At some point it will come out. I would hope at some point, that the father will show up and want to see the baby. I stick with my first choice, but really do not need more cease and desist letters today.

37 comments:

Bnl1016 said...

or what if by chance as the kid gets older its a spitting image of the father? that could help. it happens.

Patty said...

Compared to other celebs, it didn't seem like she was pregnant as long as some of the others. Or maybe I was just lest interested. Yeah, it was the second one.

Ida Blankenship said...

"Maybe she is doing this to throw us off the scent of who the baby daddy is."

Well, we *all* know what movie she was filming at the time of this kid's conception. Giving her kid a name that begins with the letter X isn't exactly going to distract the public. I don't think she's trying to throw us off the scent -- I almost think she's insinuating that she just really care what the public thinks.

I fully realize that I'm overanalyzing this situation. ;-)

I just wish she were attending the Emmys this year. Homegirl can BRING IT on the red carpet.

Ida Blankenship said...

*doesn't really care

EmEyeKay said...

As soon as the baby photos are published, the speculation will be insane!

Rita said...

Actually, children look more like their biological fathers the first 2 years of their lives. you just hide the lower part of their face, and compare the curve of the upper nose, eyes, eyebrows and forehead to the father's.

So let's start comparing when the first official pictures get out. Hope Enty is preparing upper-part face pictures of all males on X-men movie.

That being said, I think the father was waiting for the baby to be born for a paternity test. Let's see who gets papped first walking happily with his official significant other showing that he has no care in the world, my bet, it'll be him.

Aly said...

Maybe Xander Baldwin was the sperm donor?

Ida Blankenship said...

No offense, but are you guys *really* doubtful about the babydaddy's identity? I thought it was common gossipy knowledge that Matthew Vaughn was the sperminator.

Bnl1016 said...

@Ida - I heard that too, I just don't know if I believe it yet.

ms snarky said...

maybe she's a fan of vampires. Wasn't Xander in Buffy?
Plus Xander Jones is a great name for an indie band, or a future self-important actor.

Ida Blankenship said...

@Bnl -- Vaughn issued some statement denying paternity, but January NEVER supported, agreed, or clarified those details. Her silence spoke volumes to me.

Vaughn's married to Claudia Schiffer. If he cheated on her with January, he *certainly* has a type. Ditto Bobby Flay. It's actually pretty weird -- if Claudia, January, and Stephanie were standing next to each other, they could probably pass for sisters.

AKM said...

I say "fan of BtVS."

Danielle said...

As long as it's not my Michael Fassbender. ;)

Bnl1016 said...

@Ida - Oh i know. Totally agree. I'm not saying its NOT him, but i heard the Michael Fassbender/Zoe Kraviz/January triangle as well which would be just as plausible so I'm not entirely sold on any of them yet. My mind is open as far as this one goes.

I def think pics of that baby are going to help.

shiny_special_one said...

The Buffy references are making me smile.

Cindy said...

Perhaps she doesn't like Ale

Whitney said...

I'm also going with her being a fan of BtVS.

amh.producer said...

I was shocked to read that she'd had the baby. Selma Blair and Tori Spelling seemed to be preggo FOREVER. But maybe I'm like Ida and just didn't care about her :-)

jbdean_79 said...

I still think it's X-ander for X-men. Every other child I know with that name has it spelled with a Z...

I think that's a good response to Vaughn's denial too. But maybe XaVier would have been better... :D

Carley O'Gorman said...

Could the middle name be a clue. Dane, as in Eric Dane???? Marriage on the rocks, rehab, a fling perhaps.

Rita said...

@jbdean - Actually, I think you are on to something, if you take a bit of the name of X-men favorite professor, Alexander Xavier (or that's not it at all?), you get the name Xander! So...

James Macavoy for the father?

linnea said...

Haha, I am loving this baby dady scavenger hunt... I thought everybody had their money on Bobby Flay?

Maja. With a J. said...

My best friend has a son named Xander.


That is all.

RocketQueen said...

I really don't think the name is a clue for anything. I mean, really.
People choose a name for their baby that they can live with, not as a hint towards paternity.
I would like a peek at that birth certificate, though ;)

Tempestuous Grape said...

Does not compute.

RocketQueen said...

Also, I read this morning (on Superficial) she recently did another movie with a guy named Xander - maybe she just likes the name!

mngddess said...

Who cares about paternity? Why isn't anyone commenting on the creepy, CREEEPY, and rather unattractive photo of January??

Me said...

you promised to reveal this on 7/4. what's the deal-e-o?

Aoife said...

I'm still in the Booby Flay camp. If the baby doesn't have red hair then I guess he's out (although genetically I don't know if redheads always sire/birth redheads).

Second choice is Claudia Schiffer's husband. Totally agree that January, Claudia and Stephanie could pass as sisters.

Also agree that the first one on the suspects list to show up hand in hand with an unbelievably big smile is the baby daddy.

Also when I read Xander I thought of BTVS first.

Anna said...

I'm leaning toward McAvoy, although I can't see those two together. Xander the name is Scottish as is McAvoy, who played a man named Xavier in X-Men. But for all we know, the father is the key grip or the worked on the second-unit crew.

Stacey Charter said...

I personally LOVE the name Xander. And have since Buffy...and I like the whole Xander Dane thing as well. That said - ugh - i just can't stand January Jones and really think she should just be a mom and stop acting all together.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Xander Dane Jones...say that five times fast.

Nicole said...

Xander is not that unusual as a name - it's my middle son's middle name, and I know at least two people who have kids named Xander (and that's their real, legal name - it's not short for Alexander). And yes, we named him after Xander on Buffy. If we'd had a girl, she most likely would have been Anya. :-)

And if anyone's curious, our oldest son's middle name is Chandler, after Chandler Bing, and our youngest son's middle name is Fletcher, after Fletch. Yes, we are pop culture nerds.

Jeri said...

Sometimes "what everybody says" isn't true.

Maybe she'll really keep this private. Some people can do that.
Then again, who knows...?

Electric Warrior said...

@ Me - see the last sentence of the post.

Wonder if one of the C&D letters came from the Diaz/ARod camp.

Mango said...

I hope the baby had red hair and an penchant for grilling!

zeldafitzgerald said...

I wish you were my mum, Nicole.