Friday, September 02, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Many of you seem to have been shocked, simply shocked, at the girl-on-girl desires of gorgeous Cookie Muncher. She has a thing for satisfying the ladies from time to time, see, and we don't mean by serving them tea.

What's the big deal? She's still much more into her handsome man than the chicks. She just likes to have her ladycake and eat it, too, no biggie.

Well, guess who else is into having some nice (beef)cake on the side?

Cookie's main man, that's who!

Makes sense. Now we know why Cookie's never hidden her lesbian-leaning side!

Now, this good-lookin' guy of Cookie's—who's less famous than his partner—is starting to get pretty habitual with his playing around, which was never really part of the deal he originally struck with Cookie. And he's getting a bit more flagrant than Cookie ever was, as well.

So, what does this mean?

Do you think Cookie will up her Sapphic game? Will she give her guy an ultimatum, or just go straight to handing him his walking papers?

Don't think so.

If we know Cookie like we think we do, she's just gonna ask to join in next time her guy takes his guy on date.

Cookie's a ravenous girl!

AND IT AIN'T: Sandra Bullock, Britney Spears, Reese Witherspoon

40 comments:

timebob said...

Christina Aquilara.

And she needs to lay off the cookies.

Patty said...

Miley?

erika said...

angelina

RocketQueen said...

Isn't this supposed to be Cindy Crawford?

Heidi said...

I'm with you, RQ!

Ida Blankenship said...

Totally *supposed* to be Cindy, but she's always kept such a poised and dignified public profile. I mean...does Cindy "get loose"? She's always come across to me as a pretty dull person in interviews. She's ALL business.

I've read hints that she and Clooney have some weird threesome sitation going on with her husband. And considering how Elizabetta could have passed for Cindy's unfortunate-looking sister, I can actually see it.

SolitaryAngel said...

I'm thinking Anna Paquin.

BinkyM said...

If it is Cindy as has been assumed before, how does she fit the Ain'ts?

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Cindy C. seems right...I've heard a lot of models go both ways.

littlemanwhatnow said...

i was thinking miley for some reason too

Sean said...

"does Cindy "get loose"?"

Cindy likes to drink. After a few vodkas she seems like a different person. I got to meet her a few times at an old job. She actually is...ok. A little cold sober. But decent, even to the "little people" like I was. I hadn't really expected that of her. However, after a few drinks, she was very friendly. To everyone. Especially that cute, but bitchy, brunette girl from PR.

tealily said...

Ahh, I think you hit it with Paquin!

bluebonnetmom said...

Cindy and Rande makes perfect sense. There were rumors about her and Richard Gere if everyone here is as old as I am. ; )

Aly said...

It is Cindy and Rande Gerber. This has been on d-listed as well.

angie said...

Fergie

Rose said...

There was a video a few years back of Cindy & Randy in a dance club or strip club and Cindy seems liked she gets loose.

I definitely thinks there is a weird kink vibe between them & George C.

Jeri said...

I like tha Anna Paquin guess too.

I do think Cindy, Randy & Clooney are a couple/thressome and they like to share.

oohh. All the aints are film actresses. I'll half to think about this some more.

Unknown said...

She has a thing for satisfying the ladies from time to time, see...CC

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crazycatladyx6 said...

Different direction: we know Rhianna likes ladies, & I've heard Drake has an older male friend... Aren't they said to be hanging out again?

thisoldbroad said...

I'm with solitary angel.. Anna P & Stephen M

bren3776 said...

I totally agree with crazycatlady, I think this Rihanna with the less famous man being Drake. The way Ted worded this part of the blind, "her main man", makes me think the man in question is not her spouse or boyfriend, he's just someone she hooks up with on a regular basis. The speculation about these two being more than friends has been circulating for the past couple of years. Urban gossip sites like MTO have posted more than a few pictures of these two hanging out that support this rumor. I think Rihanna has already came out publicly as bisexual, so knowing that she hooks up with women would not be shocking. Drake being bisexual would be surprising to most but not to me. This guy sets off my bisexual radar big time.

Nonya said...

Yeah, i think angel got it. Cookie = Paquin's character Sookie!

bren3776 said...

I forogt to add my two cents about the AIA's

Sandra- A famous woman who was very publicly abused by her man (yes, I consider cheating abuse in it's own way). Jesse/Chris recevied much flack for how they treated these two women.

Britney- International pop star.

Reese- Rumored to be bisexual, Actress who sings, singer who acts

Astrid said...

Gwen Stefani

Monica said...

So wait...George Clooney, Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber are in a photo together and that means that they're all sleeping together? Please, people.

I'm curious: did Ted state that the "and it ain't" were clues to his blinds? What if they are just random peeople? Why do they always have to be connected as hints?

Prime_Cut said...

Picture time...wow, what wrist action: http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20151288_20346396,00.html

Electric Warrior said...

Damn Prime_Cut, there's some photo assumption if ever there were, to use a laineyism.

Didn't Rande & Cindy C's personal asst try to sue them for some sort of sexual harassment a few years back?

I was firmly on that train but the Rhianna/Drake guess is pretty intriguing too.

Ha, so many people I know have had threesomes, I can only imagine how commonplace it is in H-wood.

Me said...

how can you be more out there than going down on a another chick at a party, in front of everyone, while you are both naked?

sunshine said...

@lala

annie said...

i think the and it aints thing they have in common was at one time they were america's sweetheart... i think cindy would fit.

cowbulls said...

Well, if Clooney has had CC to go along with Stacy "the best legs in history attached to a tremendous a$$" Keibler then the race is over. George wins and he should have his manhood bronzed when he dies.

cowbulls said...

I thought Cindy's husband was a horn dog that liked to hit on his staff of waitresses.

UnicornsRReal said...

The AIAs:

* all divorced
* all do movies, no TV
* all have a son
* all are southern or have southern roots/grew up there
* all 3 filed for their divorce
* all 3 more famous than their exes
* all 3 made more money than their exes

bren3776 said...

Thanks to me being in a vicodin haze (dental surgery, not recreational) I forgot that Cookie Muncher was the subject of a previous blind and is married. While I firmly stand by what I said about Rihanna and Drake this blind cannot be about them. I am now jumping on the Cindy/Randy train but I do not think the third party is George. I have no doubts that those three have something kinky going on but I think George is really into Cindy and she would not have to ask to join Randy and him in bed.

BinkyM said...

@annie: Your "America's sweetheart" tying together the "Ain'ts" is excellent!

I just don't agree that Cindy C was ever a "sweetheart." I'm hard-pressed to name ANY supermodel about whom the public felt/feels that way. Largely they're sex objects (we wanna be like them so men will want us; men want them).

@unicornsRReal: Good job to you, too, thinking up all the things the three have in common!

I haven't any ideas and I think I know why: I have SUCH a huge problem with the first blind with Cookie eating pussy in front of a room full of people. Folks, this is 2011. Most everyone has a camera in in his phone. If this had really happened, every bartender, bar back, waiter, and so on would have a LOT of photographic proof and we'd know who the participants were and what shoes they were wearing when they did it and how much they enjoyed it. So I don't believe the first event took place.

This second blind is MUCH more feasible but I gather I can't think straight now because of the first ...

Oh! I have an idea: what about Julia Roberts? She was America's sweetheart for about six decades, and she's married, and since everyone has Clooney stuck in their draws, she's good friends with him, too. Does she fit?

Ida Blankenship said...

@Binky et al -- the ONLY thing that makes Cindy the only contender for me is the word "gorgeous." I know Ted tends to get a bit...dramatic when he physically describes people, but I definitely wouldn't call Fergie, Paquin, or JR "gorgeous." ~Moderately attractive~, sure. But they wouldn't make every head in a room swivel the way Cindy always has.

That said, I totally agree with you in that it's *so* hard to believe this blind in the first place. Ted C. is kinda charming, though. :-/ I WANT to believe him, but the shit he writes is totally preposterous most of the time.

BinkyM said...

@Ida: Of the three you named, none of those is "gorgeous," definitely, though I do think Julia is beautiful, if everyone sets aside her spite and is objective for a moment (and I'm pretty sure others consider her beautiful).

Hmph. In looking at the "Ain't"s again, and thanks to annie and the Unicorn with the hints, I think what we might be looking for is a sweetheart who's a SINGER. (That's what Britney's doing in there.) bren3776 suggested Rihanna, who obviously is *gorgeous*, though I've not heard a peep about her being bisexual. (Doesn't mean she's not, obviously!) We've heard a LOT about Drake being gay, so he might not be the right man, and she might not be the right singer (I'm not sure she's a sweetheart).

D'oh! What about Beyoncé? She's gorgeous, and a lot of rappers do stuff on the downlow. Could be call her a "sweetheart"? I can TOTALLY imagine her eating clams!

Ida Blankenship said...

@Binky -- I actually don't hate Julia at all! In fact, I associate her so strongly with my adolescence that it would be *hard* for me to hate her. I don't think she's, um, AGED as well as Cindy, but I can't hold that against her.

If anything, the only thing I DON'T like about her is how she's kind of the grown-up Kate Hudson. The roles she chooses are pretty obvious, and she only acts alongside her pals like Clooney and Hanks. That gets a little grating. But have you seen the video of her going bucknutty on the paps who were stalking her kids' preschool? It kinda won me over, to be honest. :-)

Randomly (the story is long), I actually own an autographed picture of her from her early-nineties heyday. I know she's known as a bitch, but she took the time to personalize something and send it to some girl in New England back in '93, so I've always had a soft spot for her.

Beyonce? DEFINITELY gorgeous, but I think Ted said the other day that she's completely vice-free. Of course, Lainey outed her as the bratty singer who demanded that an ambulance be moved off the streets of NYC so that she could get to a restaurant in a timely fashion. So, it's not as if she's *perfect* or anything.

The only thing about Rihanna (who is, IMO, the most stunning creature on the planet) is how she lacks a consistent boyfriend. I don't think she was paired up the last time Ted posted a Cookie Muncher (god, I feel so ridiculous typing his nicknames) blind, either, which is why no one really guessed her.

startscreaming4noreason said...

I think it's Lady Gaga and the "tea" comment was referring to how she carries around tea cups (or was for a while, anyways). Less famous boyfriend who's in a band.