Friday, November 25, 2011

Sandra Bullock Devastated About Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively


The National Enquirer spent a few bits of ink in their latest issue to talk about how "Sandy" Bullock is devastated about Ryan Reynolds moving in with Blake Lively. It is an interesting article because it does not come out and actually say that Sandra and Ryan were hooking up because they were not. Ryan and Sandra friends? Absolutely. Lovers? Not so much. The Enquirer says that Sandra has hit rock bottom and that she turned down a Clint Eastwood movie because she is so devastated. Believe me, Sandra has someone to keep her company and I am not talking about Louis. She has someone that is keeping her warm at night so I don't think she is missing Ryan that way at all. But hey, it is something to read in the checkout line and talk about over the holidays.

23 comments:

Daveb said...

So Enty who is that is keeping her warm? Spill

strawberrygirl said...

It's Keanu! I like her withhim more anyways.

parissucksliterally said...

oh please.

Rose said...

They are moving in together? Sounds like true love.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

is he suggesting that she is gay?

MISCH said...

First of all Blake and Ryan won't last, it could be over already for all we know.
And Sandra has a Cloney film in the works...anything to sell papers.

anita_mark said...

She looks pretty happy in that pic.

G said...

I was thinking that it might be a woman ....

Rita said...

No matter who is, I truly pray it's not her loser ex.

He seems to have a sexual hold on his women, and if not mistaken, he did buy a house not far from her block in Dallas (I think), and like one reader said, or rather properly used a term applicable to that nasty gorilla: he gets his women dictamized.

I so love that word. Thank you whomever you are that brought that jewel of a word into our lives!

Rita said...
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RocketQueen said...

Oh please. Sandra seems like a pretty independent person to me - before, during and after her shitty marriage. It could also be that I don't see what ANYONE sees in Ryan Reynolds.

iheartjacksparrow said...

Rita - I think the word you're looking for is dickmatized.

timebob said...

i think both Sandra and Demi learned the hard way you don't flaunt your marriage as a fairytale. When the husband is really a troll.

I think any future relationships will be quiet and low key.

Well, maybe not Demi I think she lives to be validated by a man. Or will take Ashton back when things quiet down. That woman lived for him.

Rita said...

iheartjacksparrow - thanks, that was so funny! Never wine and post, but I'm still grateful for dickmatized! What I wrote sounded too much like victimized anyways.

Me said...

well, i think we can all agree, that if you are going to be dickmatized, ryan reynolds is the way to go, and mark anthony is NOT, lol.

misspoppypants said...

Dickmatized or dicktamized (i like the latter), either way someone's a comic genius. I want to see her back with Ryan Gosling. I want to see ME with Ryan Gosling. He OWNED Crazy Stupid Love. I totally agree with Time Bob. How though could anyone live to be validated by Ashton? Maybe the Dalai Lama, Id like his validation. I dont get how Demi cant see how rad she is. She'll see it later and kick herself.

Henriette said...

Her sleeping with Keanu Reeves is funny! That hobo has issues deep. I get the feeling Sandy might swing for the other team.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Enty's a tease!

Layna Day said...

Eh, don't see Sandra caring about who Ryan bangs. She and Reynolds may be occasional f-buddies when they're not seeing other people, but it's not serious.

tardy2_the_party said...

Enty, are you trying to tell us that, YOU, sir are hooking up with Sandy?

CB said...

I got the impression that maybe it was a woman, too.

Rita said...

Oh I would love for Sandy and the gorgeous Gos to be back together! She practically took his virginity. They were supremely hot together.

I remember the interview where she finally opened up about their relationship, and stated that she thought he was going to be a one-night stand, but turned out into a love-sappy puppy who'd follow her around everywhere.

Can you imagine Ryan Gosling having love-sappy feelings for you and following you around?

deep breath.

figgy said...

I too get the feeling that Enty's hinting that Sandra's new partner might be a woman.

After Jesse Ickballs, I'd be gay too.