Saturday, March 10, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

There's something to be said for gals—gay and straight—who have very religious upbringings. When it comes to sex, they tend to lean heavily in one direction or the other. Usually nothing vanilla or boring between the sheets with belting, church-going gals who call Jesus their BFF!

Certainly is the case with hugely talented star Sissi Sparkle, who has everybody wondering lately...

"Has she ever had a girlfriend?" many are starting to ask, since fans are just now (stupidly) waking up to the fact that Sissi never really has had much of a man in her life—apart from some silly flirtations here and there.

True, there was the one guy a long time ago, but, he was just a cover-up, people!

But recently, Sissi's been in the news in a pretty major way. She's big on the celeb radar again—very big.

So it's no wonder folks are starting to wonder—in some cases, not for the first time—where the hell is the man in this multitalented powerhouse's existence?

Answer: paid to further Sissi's fabulous-again career!

‘Cause it was always the ladies who did it for Sissi. Always.

And, damn, do the girls who lived to tell about their wild sex times have a lot to say about it!

(But they never will.)

AND IT AIN'T: Dolly Parton, Jennifer Hudson, Britney Spears

46 comments:

strawberrygirl said...

Kelly Clarkson?

EmEyeKay said...

Whit!

Ms. Wright said...

Whitney?

Ms. Wright said...

I do like the kelly guess.

NotAMeanGirl said...

Kristen Chenoweth?

Popcorn Sutton said...

This sounds like it's supposed to be Kelly Clarkson. I just don't think she's gay.

Elizabeth said...

I'm the only one that thinks this is Taylor Swift?

strawberrygirl said...

I guessed Kelly because she's never had a serious boyfriend that we've heard about. She was linked with that guy Justin from Idol. I do remember her saying a couple weeks ago that people assume she must be a lesbian because she doesn't have a boyfriend. I actually don't think she is a gayelle. Even if she is, it doesn't matter.

Opie said...

But who is "BACK in a big way"? Which means she was out for awhile.

bluebird said...

Whitney -

Sissy - mother is Cissy
Sparkle - name of new movie
religious upbringing, Jesus her BFF - well documented
Big on the celeb radar again - her death
One man in her life - Bobby Brown
Silly flirtations - Ray J, Eddie Murphy; nothing serious
multitalented powerhouse - movies, acting

Talks about her in the past tense.

Ain'ts:

Dolly Parton - Whitney made her song famous
JHud - sang in tribute
Britney Spears - Britney/Whitney sounds similar, both mega famous and a mess

MISCH said...

Whitney....she should have stuck with the ladies...

Cecilia00 said...

Yeah, as i said on another site I don't see Bobb Brown as just a silly flirtation - he was a longtime husband and fater to her child. And gay rumors about Whitney have been around for decades. Not something people
Just started catching on to or questioning.

Bubbles said...

Yeah, but I don't know if even Ted would call someone being dead having "their fabulous again career", because death is just one of those career hurdles that's a bit much to overcome.

nolachickee said...

If it is Whitney, it helps to explain the terms of the will. She left everything to her children. Just so happens Bobbi Kristina turned out to be an only child. Nothing to Bobby. That made me go "Huh?" when I read it the other day. But if what they had was an arrangement, he already got paid.

I read some wild stories back in the day of Whitney getting really fucked up and doing chicks. Of course, the stories came from the rags. But maybe there was some truth in those lurid tales...

Popcorn Sutton said...

@nolachickee -Was it the children part or the Bobby Brown part that made you wonder? I don't have an ex-husband, but if I did, I probably wouldn't leave anything to him either.

MadLyb said...

@nolachickee - I remember reading a blind item many, many years ago about an A List couple who would never divorce, because she was gay, an addict and he had film of her with other women and both of them using. This was back in the '90's, I think, and I read it in "The Enquirer" before I had internet. I know now it was Whitney and Bobby, but that is so sad. I wonder if she would've been better off with the assistant she was supposedly in love with in her early days.

nolachickee said...

@Popcorn Sutton - it was the fact that she made the will while she was pregnant with Bobbi Kristina. That was when she and Bobby were supposed to be the love of each other's lives and over the moon for each other. Or so we were lead to believe. Why wouldn't, at that time, he be in her will? That's what made me wonder. Nothing I've read said that she ever went in and changed the will, say after the divorce. It's been that way since 1993.

nolachickee said...

@MadLyb - yeah, the stories I remember probably came from the Enquirer too. I'm with you - she would have had a much happier life if she was able to be free with her sexual preference. I feel sorry for everyone who's in the closet, famous or not.

schere said...

Sorry, but Whitney's pesky 15 year marriage (albeit to a douche bag) kinda screams having a man in her life.

@ Nolachickie: The will was made when Whitney was STILL pregnant with Bobbi Christina; of coarse she would phrase it as child(ren) instead of child to cover any possible future children without the need to update her will. As far as the will not including Bobby, no big deal to me. He had plenty of money at the time and didn't need hers. I can understand her wanting to protect her baby and not including a husband that didn't need money.

bluebird said...

Ted C does say that there was one serious man in her life, albeit that it was a cover-up. There are plenty of documented cases of gay people getting married and having children to try to be straight. Throw in religious beliefs and upbringing and it makes it more likely. Whitney and Bobby B seemed like fellow addicts in a co-dependent relationship more than anything else.

I don't know the truth about her btw.. just think that it has happened.

FS said...

Who was the actress that outed Whitney on her Facebook page a day or two after she died? I've already forgotten.

Snakeoiler said...

You can't disinherit a current spouse through a will; statutes permit the surviving spouse to elect a certain amount (a "spousal share") over the share (or no share) from the will, which in my state is something like 1/3 of the estate. Maybe you could have a contract prohibiting the spouse to claim his or her spousal share, but I don't know if that would be enforceable, since it would be against public policy. The whole idea of the spousal share was to prevent rich men from disinheriting their wives, so contracting the right away would defeat that purpose.

But disinheriting an ex-spouse, well, that's to be expected. It's been three years since my wife of 20 years and I split, and we are just getting around to writing new wills that (presumably) leave everything evenly to our kids, rather than each other. I suppose that could change if one of us were in a relationship, but that hasn't happened. I wouldn't expect her will to leave anything to me, and I don't think she would expect mine to leave anything to her.

Redd Penny said...

Queen Latifah just has a movie out with Dolly, and has a singing-competition show this summer with Gloria Estefan.

But I don't recall a guy a while ago. And both for her and for Kelly Clarkson, I don't think of them as overtly religious.

And while I think Kelly is mad talented, I don't think of her as multi-talented in the sense of J-Hud or Ms. Owens.

BigMama said...

It makes sense if it were Whitney, I lived in Atlanta for a long time and it was common knowledge she was gay and he slept with anything that moved. A friend of mine, her father delivered babies in Atlanta and she said everytime a girl came in without a husband, they would take bets to see if he would show up with flowers for the mom. Apparently it happened on a regular basis.

Popcorn Sutton said...

I did not know that. Makes sense now.

Trevor said...

I'd say Kristen Chenoweth, too.

samantha said...

Another vote for Chenoweth here. She's outspoken about being a Christian, is sparkly as hell (no pun intended), and has that new GCB show that's getting a lot of press.

Kelly Clarkson has never portrayed herself as very religious, and would she really be considered a "multitalented powerhouse"?

Chenoweth, on the other hand, sings, acts, etc. (And anyone who's heard her singing can vouch for the powerhouse part!)

Whitney doesn't seem to fit either because of the phrasing of the blind.

Porcineum said...

Aretha Franklin?

Sis said...

Jessica Simpson?

Monica said...

THis is totally Whitney. It is not uncommon for two people to get married, have child(ren), and then one spouse ends up coming out and they ultimately split.

I feel sorry for Whitney that she had to force herself to be straight. :(

The Missus said...

I'm voting Queen Latifah.

Terri said...

the next to last line of the blind is in the past tense..as if the person is dead.

Whitney.

Andrew said...

Kelly Clarkson has a boyfriend now, he's Reba's stepson.

Septrois said...

JORDAN SPARKS is the answer - she co-starred with Whitney Houston in the movie Sparkle. Was dating some dude a long time ago by the name of Steff Jones, and she is from American Idol fame. Also a purity ring wearing christian.

vega said...

Andrew, that's interesting that Kelly is dating Reba's stepson. Very convenient. There have been rumours about Kelly & Reba having a very CLOSE relationship, if you know what I mean.

jen said...
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jen said...

"So it's no wonder folks are starting to wonder—in some cases, not for the first time—where the hell is the man in this multitalented powerhouse's existence?"

this line is about someone living, no one is wondering where the man in whitneys life is right now.

Sherry said...

I don't think this is Whitney. The timing just isn't right her having just passed (rest her amazingly talented soul). I think it's Kristen Chenowith. I think she's cute and would love to hear she's a gayelle. Not sure why, I just would.

Sherry said...

Oh and this Ted blind didn't make my head explode. Whew! For once.

Jaime said...

It's not whitney...Ted has an old unidentified blind about her already, and he doesn't do two names if it hasn't been revealed.

My first thought was Kelly to be honest. However, regarding Kristen, didn't she "date" the Macdowell guy that is now Rooney Mara's boyfriend? Ted's Chuck blind is supposedly about how Rooney likes ladies.

Honestly, I have no idea b/c according to him everyone in Hwood is gay. I have a hard time buying it, but I've read Ted for years...I enjoy him.

Katja said...

Sorry but when I think of a multi talented powerhouse it is along the lines of Streisand, Minnelli or Oprah- one namers are Powerhouse. Unless it is a super belter like Xtina ?

crila16 said...

Everyone is guessing Whitney, but Whitney is dead. The BV is about about someone who is STILL ALIVE. Also, Whitney was married. Married...for years. "Sissy never had much of a man in her life, apart from some silly flirtations here and there." I'm pretty sure Whitney did more than just flirt with her husband Bobby Brown, considering Bobbi Kristina exists.

I'm going with Kelly Clarkson. Never have I ever known her to have a boyfriend and she's just back on the radar again with the Superbowl, Commercials and her new 2 hit songs.

Fawn Neun said...

I've always gotten a gaydar vibe from Kristen.

Hm...

breezyyy. said...

But recently, Sissi's been in the news in a pretty major way. She's big on the celeb radar again—very big.

It's this line that doesn't make me think its Kristen...she was never on the celeb radar big before..

As for Kelly? I wouldn't describe her as Sissy Sparkle.

Whitney makes sense but I feel like we are missing someone. Maybe someone who isn't singing now but in a movie or tv show?

Green Goddess said...

THis is my first time ever reading this site or even hearing of these blind stories but it seems so obvious.

Jessica Simpson

jaymartinq@gmail.com said...

don't think it is clarkson only because she was even quoted as saying she isn't gay, but if she was she would be open about it - plus, I've never heard of her being really religious.

was thinking the clues "big, very big" either dealt with weight or pregnancy. so I thought about oprah (plus big could be her network is bombing and that's in the news) but again, never heard of her being overly religious. then I thought about jessica simpson, since she is pregnant and religious and "married" nick lachey for that reality show. however, she also dated, not just flirted with tony romo and I think john mayer)

chenowith seems to fit, but I wouldn't think a new tv show is "big on celeb radar again - very big" (especially when I'm not really sure how much she was ever on the celebrity radar...)

thinking about tyra banks - never really sen her with any men, though I don't know about the religious angle or why she is "back in a big way"