Thursday, March 08, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt Says No Guys Hit On Her


When Courteney Cox says no guys hit on her I believe her. Not because she is not pretty, because she is, but because she was married forever, works all the time and likes to stay at home. Opportunities for hitting on are going to be primarily limited to work and because she is the boss, I think she has issues with dating people who work for her.


When Jennifer Love Hewitt says it as she did in the new Maxim, I find it hard to believe and just a tool to get idiots like me to write about her and post her cover photo. Jennifer has dated a constant stream of guys and has never been single for longer than 4 minutes and that is only because she could not get a signal on her cell phone. How did she find all her boyfriends if no one hits on her? Did they just simultaneously think to themselves we should go on a date and somehow they ended up in the same place? In order for there to be a date there needs to be some hitting on. Not hitting, because then you would be dating Chris Brown.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

That girl has such low self-esteem. She says shit like that so people will gasp and be surprised and say, "that can't be true, you're so pretty." All of us here who are on FB have at least one FB friend who posts nonsense like that so they will get compliments and attention.

That girl is such an idiot. Her pathetic birthday photos were the saddest thing I've ever seen (including crying kittens).

DixieTheNoble82 said...

^I agree.

I also kind of believe her if she isn't getting out of L.A. when she goes out. Can't imagine she has the best reputation there with the whole hopeless/desperate label she's got on her. Call me a b%tch but I wouldn't date her with that wacky attitude either, even though I think she is smokin hot (usually).

timebob said...

when even no name actors dump her after a month becuase they can't stand her needy self obsessed nonesense. All the free red carpet press in the world isn't enough to put up with her.

I think she has been in Hollywood too long and everybody knows her game. She needs to move to NY or Texas to start over.

EmEyeKay said...

Is anyone else laughing that she's on a cover stating she's a has-been? "Girls of the 90s"? Ha!

Anonymous said...

How is Lifetime making a series out of the "Client List" with the movie ending like it did? Anyone know? But I'll watch it in April.

JisforMe said...

She is so annoying....please just go away.

MISCH said...

She should thank the magazine , excellent photoshop job...

Rose said...

I believe it. Everyone knows she is crazy. Guys don't like that psycho-obsessive here is a ring just like I gave all my exes after one week-shit.

Not A Ninny said...

My son's mom would look that good with an army of top-flight techs to photoshop her, and I wouldn't "hit on" her again if you held a gun to my head. Isn't she the popular guess for one of the crazy-sex=restrictions BI's?

AKM said...

I read somewhere that some regular person met her in Mexico or Hawaii or something and she was on vacation with her mom. (JLH, not this person.) JLH actually just came up to this person and started saying things like, "Hey, will you be my friend? I don't know anybody here, and I really don't even have many friends anyway. That's why I'm here on vacation with my mom." I think the person said that she was very nice and down-to-earth, but super-needy (obviously!).

I feel kind of bad for her; she really seems sweet but it's clear that she could use some self-esteem work.

The Bitch Next Door said...

She strikes me as very needy, on the verge of stalkery. Some poor guy just wants a one nighter & she's picking out the china pattern.

Momster said...

Throw her mother into the equation as well. No wonder she can't get a date.

nolachickee said...

Just knowing she has John Mayer cooties is enough to keep the guys away.

She spends a huge amount of time on guys in her life. Jennifer, I suggest you find a hobby. Or take acting lessons. Now that would be a much better use of your time.

Daveb said...

I think she read somewhere that walking a dog was a good way to meet guys. Unforunately she doesn't have a puppy so she thought walking with her mother would work just as well. I think she was misinformed.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@AKM - That's very sad (if true)!

She's beautiful, but she's got this desperate/needy vibe that's fairly well known, so I'm not really surprised. Guys tend to be able to smell that quality out in girls and run like hell in the opposite direction.

She needs some therapy and daily affirmations a la Stuart Smiley. Poor thing.

YourNameHere said...

I sort of feel bad for her, but at the same time I'm pretty sure she's not getting hit on because guys know how much of a whack-a-doodle she can be. Maybe she can buddy up with Amanda Bynes who seems to also have a self esteem problem as well.

Anonymous said...

I think she should have stayed with Will Friedle. He really loved her.

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