Wednesday, March 07, 2012

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This newest celebrity who is only famous for being famous, (and really only became so because of the internet) is constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight. Don’t worry fans, she’s got a sex tape all cooked up and coming your way!

35 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Rebecca Black?

Seachica said...

Vicki beat me to it.

Elle said...

Olivia Palermo

Unknown said...

Jenna Marbles (Mourey)? I hope not though. She does have a master's degree so lets hope she is smarter than that!

Patty said...

That blonde who had a website in the 90's that had of her in bikin's etc. Probably in her 40's now. Can't remember her name, but she was pretty popular in the day. Well, not that popular since I can't remeber her name.

Patty said...

Never mind, I just caught the "newest celebrity" part.

Anonymous said...

What about that redhead, the chicken cutlets one?

hunter said...

Courtney Stodden?

spacecowboy78 said...

I think it's Courtney Stodden.

Princess said...

Jules Kirby

crila16 said...

I'm with Spacecowboy...Courtney Stodden.

BigMama said...

And the countdown to Madam Courtney's 18th begins.....blech!

billybob said...

BigMama, we’ve got until August to build a bombproof shelter.

Dana said...

Maybe Lana Del Ray?

Dana said...

Maybe Lana Del Ray?

Dana said...

Maybe Lana Del Ray?

parissucksliterally said...

Patty, are you thinking of Cindy Margolis?

Jolene Jolene said...

Courtney Stodden. Even I can't get on board with this being Rebecca Black. Isn't she like 14?

Ryan said...

I'm with Princess. It's most certainly Jules Kirby. I have proof. I've seen the tape in question, and she's getting it on with George Wendt.

I say just Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of Ewwwwwwww, Jules.

-R

ardleighstreet said...

I think they were JOKING about Rebecca Black. ;)

Kelly said...

Lol about Jules!

Unknown said...

It's honeybadger!

msgirl said...

Who is Jules Kirby? She can't be that much of a celeb since I've never heard of her. Now COurtney I've heard of. I can't stand all these people who are famous for being skank.

uberbaldy said...

No way it's Rebecca Black. She's only 14 or 15. Even if she released a sex tape it wouldn't see the light of day and even though I'm sure you'd be able to find it it wouldn't serve as a stimulus for her career. As I don't think she is "constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight". If anything i think she's trying to stay out of it after the backlash from "Friday". She did have to quit her school and start being home schooled because she was harassed constantly about that video.

cheesegrater15 said...

*facepalm*

I was JOKING. Jeez.

Rickatoo said...

LOL @ princess

CJ said...

lol @ Unknown. Honey badger don't give a shit.

I think I'm on the Courtney Stodden train. Ick.

Crystal said...

I thought Courtney Stodden was famous for marrying an old creepy dude. Yuck either way.

shakey said...

Wonder if the sex tape is with the husband. The horror. The horror.

Sherry said...

Lizard is my guess too and lord god almighty don't let it be with Peepaw..Ugh!

Wil said...

Kate Upton?

No Agenda Groupie said...

Yeah, it's probably Stodden
But secretly hopes it's Lizzy Grant aka Lana Del Rey

mooshki said...

LOL, Princess!

There's no way it's Courtney - her fame depends on her marriage so she wouldn't sleep with someone else, and there's no way he has ever gotten it up for her. Although, I guess theoretically he could have a fame boner.

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Anonymous said...

Good Old Kim K...

She is a fairly new celeb (although been a couple of years)
She is famous cuz of the internet (sex tape and all)

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