Thursday, March 08, 2012

Ben Affleck Takes A Kid Break


Just look at Ben Affleck. The guy looks like he has a newborn with that face. Tired, worn out. Two other kids at home wanting attention. How can a guy handle it? Booze. Oh, and in the case of Ben Affleck, throw in some chain smoking, because there is nothing a newborn likes better than breathing in the fumes of cigarette daddy. I thought my father's name was Winston the first five years of my life because he was always carrying around a pack of them.

36 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

Isn't that the most horrid photo, ever? He looks DONE and DONE.

Cindy said...

I'm pretty sure he's smoking outside

MISCH said...

three kids and she's so hands on...do they even have a nanny ?
I guess they have some help...but a new baby is rough.

EmEyeKay said...

I couldn't help myself. He just looks so freakin' morose!

Brenda L said...

Newborn my ass. Cuddle Bunny's WASTED.

Ms Cool said...

What the hell has he done to his appearance (besides the crappy photo today)? His face looks different and his hair looks crazy fake.

BigMama said...

Sorry, but I felt and probably looked (complete with crazy ass hair and beard) like that for the first 3 months after my third was born. Of course my husband had an accident at work and couldn't help, but still.

MISCH said...

BigMama...Ah on the beard...so funny

msgirl said...

1. It looks like he is smoking outside.
2. A newborn in the house is exhausting. And with 2 other kids?

I don't think it's fair to pick on this picture.

old ;ady said...

I'm a grandma babysitting for one 2 yr. old and that could have been me this morning.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@EmEyeKay - Lololololololololololol. Can't. Stop.

Holy shit.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

He can haz all teh cheezeburger and potato for fambly that he wants!! (Did I do that right??)

Maja With a J said...

That looks like a bottle of San Pellegrino to me. He does look pretty haggard, though...*L*

parissucksliterally said...

he looks exhausted!

Sylvia said...

Probably thinking I am "F" LOL. No way out of this marriage for a while LOLOL.

Susan said...

Dude. This shot crosses the line for me. They have two kids under 10 and a newborn. Give the guy a break!! Jennifer probably wishes she could have that beer and ciggie!

BigMama said...

@MISCH - took a whole bottle of Nair to get rid of the freaking thing, but my skin looks sooooooo smooth now.

crila16 said...

Yeah...right. Like Ben doesn't have a nanny taking care of his kid so he and Jen can get a good night of beauty sleep. If he's tired...it's because he was out late at a strip joint or sleeping with other women.

ardleighstreet said...

Actually that looks like a bottle of Citrate Of Mag.

Maybe he's just constipated.

joymama said...

Where did Ben get all that hair?

Cindy said...

lol ardleigh, it does, doesn't it

But wouldn't that imply that our mascot is full of shite?

rocaco said...

It is Pellegrino....my favorite water in the world!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Ick! Nast!

Brenda L said...

It's nice that you guys actually think a man is pulling baby duty all night. *snicker*

No seriously, I know there's ones that do. I am just willing to bet that Afflecky-Poo isn't one of them.

hromaki said...

Hahahahaha! That pic is hilarious. I'm only laughing because I'm in the middle of newborn hell myself, though, and if I weren't laughing, I'd be crying.

Momster said...

It looks like he's contemplating jumping, but to tired to do it.

Speaking of newborns, anyone heard from RocketQueen?

nolachickee said...

He looks like he just had a lobotomy.

He's exhausted because of the kids my ass. He doesn't take care of them. They have help.

Probably looking at something below his hotel room balcony, enjoying a cig and water right after he let the hooker go.

auntliddy said...

Mb hair and beard for a movie role? I'm pretty sure Jennifer has the SJP syndrome, where those of us on the outside see useless slug, but they think rises and sets on their spouse. To each his own.

annabella said...

I believe that that is either a wig or a plug job, from what I've read. apparently he started to go bald a while ago.

he does look exhausted though. poor guy.

Ice Angel said...

So tired of the cigarette comments...he's NOT blowing smoke in the kids face and the man is drinking water!!! And even if it was a beer who cares??? I understand he's "in recovery" but its not like he owes anything to society for drunken partying ways. I don't remember him being arrested, or in brawls, or anything like that. Leave the guy alone.

And it's probably just a bad picture. I've got pictures of all of my kids where they look stoned out of their minds and it's just a matter of taking a pic when their eyes are half blinking.

Lolita Breckenridge said...

Um....I looked like I had black eyes with my newborns. You look like hell on a zombie stick because it's overwhelming and you don't sleep. Like, ever. I'll give Ben a pass and raise my margarita in salute.

feraltart said...

Kudos to him and Jen for being hands on with their children. And so what if they have help. Most people do, not paid help, but friends and family to help out. One couple I know pays another of our friends to do their ironing and has her look after their children when they need her to as they both work. One set of the children's grand parents are also very hands on and help with cleaning the house and minding the children. No different.

FrenchGirl said...

in X17online,you can see all the pics (Enty chose the worst):you see he's smoking outside ,he drinks a San Pellegrino and he looks good

zeldafitzgerald said...

still. even just the stink of cigarettes on a smoker is disgusting (i just gave up - y'all smell) and that can't be good for any kid

EmEyeKay said...

@Dixie, you DID do it right :)

DixieTheNoble82 said...

^Woot!

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