Saturday, June 09, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

November 4, 2011

This chain smoking, thinks way too much of himself, Academy Award winner/nominee still A list actor must have a way with women other than just hookers. I don't know how he does it. The guy has now started hooking up with one of his B+ list female co-stars despite the fact she is in a relationship with a soon to be A list actor. How does this guy do it? Does he have a magic peen?


Sean Penn

57 comments:

Another Josh said...

Are the other two "suspects" Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield?

msgirl said...

I immediately thought of Emma Stone, and darn I was right, she just completed filming with him.

TheGoodRain said...

It seems like it, and I hate it.

EmEyeKay said...

@AnotherJosh, everyone guessed Emma & Andrew.

Thank you Enty!

JSierra said...

Thanks Enty! I find nothing about Sean Penn attractive. He always seems kind of dirty to me, like he didn't do a good job showering the night before. Or the week before.

O'Really said...

Noooo....not my Emma!!

nolachickee said...

Thank you, Enty! I really like Emma. I hope that she doesn't have the Penn slime on her.

As disgusting as he is as a human, can you imagine what he'd be like as a zombie??? Okay, with my luck, he is the zombie who will bite me and turn me. I should just be quiet.

it took forever said...

thanks enty

Agent**It said...

Here's the original - fun to read the comments and see who guessed it so quickly :

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/11/four-for-friday.html

ABlake said...

Not only has he always looked like he smells bad but who in the hell wants Madonna's sloppy seconds?

ABlake said...

Agent**It, I have to ask. Are you Enty (or one of the other writers here)?
You are always quick to point out obscure blinds and articles mentioning Ent.
Just wondering:) Not an accusation, just a question.

If I'm wrong and you are just a really big fan, all apologies. I'm a fan too!

EmEyeKay said...

To see the original blinds, click the date under "Blind Items Revealed".

Tempestuous Grape said...

They're all just in it for the Spicoli.

Agent**It said...

@ABlake- 'just a really big fan' who does not know one Jennifer or Emma from another but who used to analyze "linkages" for a living (which means research). Now retired, this is a hoot to read. Got hooked with reading Timmy/Shimmy at work:)

ABlake said...

Oh I get that EmEyeKay, I'm not talking about revealed blinds. :D
I lurk too much I guess and recall useless info.

ABlake said...

<3 Agent**It, I certainly didn't mean it as an insult and appreciate you taking it in the spirit it was asked.
Agree, though I think for me (though it's by now cliche) it was the MV blind.
The Timmy/Shimmy was excellent as well!
Cheers

Agent**It said...

I'm still waiting for that reveal....

Sandy said...

Penn isn't a disgusting human; he's done more work to shore up Haiti after the earthquake than any other American citizen. What he does is what every other actor/actress/director in Hollywood does: sleep around a lot. Let's not be disingenuous about this.

And if it was Stone who hooked up with him, she's equally culpable. I doubt he held a gun to her head. And he wasn't cheating on Garfield - SHE was.

figgy said...

Filed under D for Duh. I mean, this was a gimme. But please don't let it be Emma for the girl.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Eww, Emma Stone is totally off my list now.

figgy said...

Filed under D for Duh. I mean, this was a gimme. But please don't let it be Emma for the girl.

pilly said...

Ick
Ick
Ick to the nnnnnnnth degree

Popcorn Sutton said...

I keep trying to understand the appeal of this man, but I just don't get it. He looks like an angry penis to me so I guess it's fitting that he is a dickhead (dickface?) in real life.

angel said...

Thanks Enty! I can't imagine who else the actress could be other than Emma, and if we know I'm sure Andrew does, which makes me question just what kind of relationship they have.

Del Riser said...

I'm not a fan of Andrew, but if this is Emma then he should get out while he can. Penn's peen seconds is not a good thing.

B. Profane said...

The interesting aspect is the hint in the BI that Peen has some kind of preternatural ability to charm very hot, much younger actresses into the sack.

Now see, it could just be his Craft. There's a sleazy breed of actors who develop a knack of murmuring earnestly about Craft such that they can evaporate the panties off any young actress in seconds. See, I know. Bullets won't stop them. You can be, say, a cynical young director trying to protect a naive actress whom you have cast, and you see such a Craft horndog come slithering towards her...and you know that you should just stomp the living shit out of him before he can open his mouth, but you can't do that. So you get her in a full-on fucking armlock, metaphorically, and scream in her ear, "I KNOW HIS GIRLFRIEND! HE JUST WANTS YOUR COOZ!"

Then you get distracted by a tech call and the next thing you know, she's flat on her back with her ankles by his earlobes. Happens.

But...an Emma Stone or ScarJo should be inoculated against the come-on of Craft by this point in their careers. So either Peen has fantastic coke or eats pussy like a champ. What other appeal would he have?

Jamie said...

@Sandy: Mostly agree. Certainly, Emma is an adult and if she decided to bed Sean, she's the cheater here. Like most straight, single guys, Sean is not going to turn down sex with an attractive young woman.

OTOH: Sean is kind of a self-righteous douche. I'm sure he has the money to help out Haiti anonymously, but he has to let the world know what a hero he is.

Lizzie du said...

Agreed !

ABlake said...

Absolutely Jamie. This guy beats women. Wasn't he sent to jail for tying Madonna to a chair for a few days? Robin Wright put up with more shit than a Princess Bride should deal with.
The women and their self-esteem issues aside, the guy is an abuser. He's no better than Sheen, imo. He's just better at flying under the radar (practice, I suppose)

RenoBlondee said...

I thought Emma would be smarter then that! Hope it's not her, but it sure does sound like it.
Thanks for the reveal, Enty!

sifichick said...

Thanks for the laugh B. Profane. That was a fun read. :)

K said...

Him helping out Haiti doesn't make him any less of an abusive douchecanoe.

K said...

I certainly hope most actors don't do what he does, which is beat women.

Henry Guardado said...

ugh that old creepy bastard, I cannot believe that Emma allowed it! She is so talented, beautiful, I just love her!!

ChasingHeaven said...

This is so off-topic, but does anyone recall the blind about the talk show host that has a scar on her face that was the result of a knife fight or something with a boyfriend? It was something along those lines and it seemed like it could be Oprah. I've been trying to find it in the blinds and couldn't locate it. I wish Enty would reveal it.

Anna said...

Back in the late '80s, A frequently working TV actor was constantly photographed with young actresses at clubs. He wasn't a sleaze. He was a now-sober actor and sponsor for young addicts in a 12-step program. When he was spotted at a nightclub partying with an actress or model, sometimes his role there was to be support for omeone new in the program who had to be at the club for career and work reasons, but needed him there for support to not slip. How do I know? He was a sponsor to a relative who is no longer in LA or in the biz, but still sober. I keep his secret.

Dana Block said...

I'm confused, wouldn't this be ScarJo instead of Emma? This blind item is from Nov 2011, right? When was the Penn/ScarJo affair - before they went public with it.

Alissa said...

O_O ....Ewwwww Emma! what the hell! no girl....just no!

Sherry said...

Didn't we all agree he dickmatizes them? But seriously, I get it. People with star appeal have power and it is very heady. Not to mention it can always help your career.

angel said...

@Dana Block, the online articles about Scarjo and Penn dating begin around March 29, 2011 and the ones about them breaking up begin around June 2, 2011, so say they dated for the month of April 2011.

Lori said...

gross @ b.profanes reply..ugh creepy all of them are!

MissCrop609 said...

This has got to be ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds. Even though this blind item came out in Jan 2011, it's possible ScarJo and Penn were on hooking up on the DL and some people in Hollywood knew about it.

Chris said...

Sean Penn has a reputation as a womanizer. That's all you need to get a woman to want you.

Jamie said...

I really regret accepting that this was Emma rather than ScarJo, or another actress altogether.

I feel guilty. I don't know a thing. But these are both young women and I want to disinfect my keyboard. And sanitize my opinion. This is not cool.

curlyhairslacker said...

I saw the trailer for his new movie, Gangster Squad before Prometheus, and it looks pretty bad ass! However, I'd never sleep with Sean Penn, ick.

JSierra said...

@MissCrop609 Enty posted this blind on November 4, 2011 and Scarlett and Sean had hooked up at the beginning/spring of 2011.
If this is Emma and Sean, gross choice on her part but didn't we all come to the conclusion that her relationship with Peter Parker was a sham and she was bearding for him? In that case it wouldn't be as big of a deal since she isn't in a real relationship with him. I am just really fond of Emma and don't want to think that she would stoop to bedding SP and cheating on AG.

Bleck I just threw up a little in my mouth picturing SP dry hump Skeeter from The Help. Ahhhh now it's Octavia Spencer. I need to take a shower to wash off this SP ickiness.

The said...

Nothing he's done in Haiti a) wasn't driven by his own narcissism and b) will have any lingering impact on that country.

The said...

Love your handle. PS was a great man 'murdered' by our benevolent government. Why can't the Penns of the world advocate for the social and economic injustices committed right her in the USA?

JoElla said...

The.. because it ain't cool do advocte for USA anymore (sadly)

Anne! Very cool! I am glad you relative is doing well and healthy now.

Agent**It said...

What he's doing for Haiti is not for Haiti, it is for his offshore banking
accounts with a little thrown Haiti's way. He is despicable.

FingerBinger said...

I hate that people think that he has some ulterior motive for being in Haiti. Some people are altruistic for the sake of being altruistic, sometimes there is no motive they just want to help.

ABlake said...

..and sometimes they just want to be sure their name is attached to 'help'.
Penn hasn't exactly been associated with help.
Check a fugee

Tallulah said...

@B.Profane- So funny! Thank you for the laugh!

Rose said...

Agent, wasn't Timmy/Shimmy revealed?

Just because SP may or may not be doing something good for Haiti doesn't mean he is a good person. He is still an abusive prick, who treats women like trash. A pedophile isn't considered a good person even if they donated millions of dollars to charity or volunteered every day at a soup kitchen.

Paula Beebe said...

Joella and The, I've never understood the idea that we have to take care of our "own" first. I think doing good anywhere in the world is awesome and especially when other people are worse off. I can't think of a place in the US worse off than Haiti, and when Katrina happened, I'm sorry, but were you all helpful? Sillyness.

OMAMA is BROKO said...

Here's my theory on men who are smaller in statute, they more then make up for it (performance wise) in the boudoir. Must be the same case here with little sean p.

OMAMA is BROKO said...

on a side, I'm just gonna share, that I HATE myself for even having felt this, but his hottest role, was as the coke sniffing lawyer in Carlito's Way.

//I know, perm and all.