Wednesday, June 06, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH still-gorgeous, 60-something star – a former Bond girl – got into a HUGE screaming match over the phone with her husband at a recent Washington, D.C., political function? The actress, who’s on hubby No. 4, was so loud that other guests at the event stopped and stared before she stormed off!

46 comments:

Amber said...

Sofia Loren

Amber said...

Durr.. SoPHia. And not her because her husband died woops.

pierre said...

Jill St-John

Patty said...

Was she a bond girl? I thought she was only married once.

Maybe Ursula Andress?

Amber said...

Okay Jane Seymour! Got it.

Amber said...

4 husbands, currently married to James Keach, with whom she has 2 children. She is 61.

superello said...

Jane Seymour!

superello said...

Jane Seymour!

Nolaman said...

Jane Seymour-she's 61 and on husband no. 4. Jill St. John is on husband no. 4 but she is 71.

hunter said...

There's a NolaMAN now? Any relation to Miss Nolachickee?

cheesegrater15 said...

National Enquirer fails at blind items.

FSP said...

Jane Seymour is still gorgeous.

Frufra said...

Baseball nerd note - Jane Seymour has seats behind home plate at the Dodgers' games. Hubby is going to LA on business later this summer, and going to a game, naturally, so I'm dying for him to stalk Dr. Quinn for an autograph. (Maybe she'll autograph his Open Heart pendant from Kay's?) Or at least yell "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman!" really loud during a quiet moment.

I swear, though, I think she and James share their season tickets with Mary Hart and her hubby, because sometimes it's them back there. I feel sure they asked for seats directly behind home plate strictly for the camera time.

Basil said...

My first thought was Jane Seymour. Hope she was just having a bad day.

Unknown said...

Enty is back to calling them national enquirer instead of magazine that feels like a newspaper?

lazyday603 said...

I hear "still gorgeous 60 something actress" and I think Helen Mirren. I don't think she was ever dim enough to qualify as a Bond girl.

AuntJess said...

Please call her Kitty. Kitty Cat.

O'Really said...

I remember reading a story many, many years ago about a band that stayed at one of JS's homes while they worked on an album. I can't remember which band it was but they had to be pretty big at the time. Anyway, they said she had pictures of herself all over the house; tons of pictures...covering the walls, on tables, everywhere. No pics of anyone else, just Jane. I haven't been able to like her since that article.

O'Really said...

I remember reading a story many, many years ago about a band that stayed at one of JS's homes while they worked on an album. I can't remember which band it was but they had to be pretty big at the time. Anyway, they said she had pictures of herself all over the house; tons of pictures...covering the walls, on tables, everywhere. No pics of anyone else, just Jane. I haven't been able to like her since that article.

Rose said...

Lol AuntJess. I was just watching Wedding Crashers the other day. I love that movie.

pilly said...

Jill st John married Robert Wagner. No?

Hendrix said...

Jane Seymour?

lostathome said...

Talk about a vague blind item. Not.

Jennifer H. said...

Jane Seymour is a good guess. I wonder if she was wearing that ugly ass necklace she designed. It's supposed to be an open heart, but looks like a cobra about to strike. "Here, honey. This venemous, pissed off reptile pendant symbolizes our love. Please wear it around your neck because that's where your jugular vein is, so you'll die faster."

nunaurbiz said...

Someone I knew in the biz knew JS way back when and said she treated her children as accessories when she needed good media, but otherwise was a hands-off mom. Someone else I know had a part on Dr Quinn and said she was incredibly cold. So I wouldn't be surprised if this were JS.

califblondy said...

I hate that damn necklace too. Open your heart and love will always find its way... blech.

I remember reading years ago that Jane was a first class b*tch. I did love that Sully on Dr. Quinn though.

Coriander Shea said...

I loved the "Magazine that feels like a newspaper" moniker! It made me laugh everytime!

shopgirl said...

Oh and her ego with that "I want the world to use this as a symbol of love" or whatever for her broken-heart necklace. I was glad when that didn't work out so well. Blech, indeed.

Tru Leigh said...

I've been waiting for you to post this. It is so obviously Jane Seymour. She's on Hubby #4.

Tru Leigh said...

That, or Ursula Andress.;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_girl

crila16 said...

Jane Seymour.

uberpooper said...

Arsela Undress

AuntJess said...

Rose-one of the best comedies ever! I was flipping between that and Mean Girls Saturday afternoon. Totsally made me feel better after spending most of the day with my whacked out family.

Also-I had one of those shitty Jane necklaces. Ran into some ca$h flow issues and tried to hauk it. Yeah it was worth $10!

Staple611 said...

I might be a moron, but I actually didn't know she was a Bond girl. Before my time, I guess (early 30's).

Sherry J. said...

I call it the Tits and Ass necklace.
Once you see it you can't unsee it.

Momster said...

^^LOL. We call it the butt necklace. Every Valentine's Day, hubby asks if I want the butt jewelry.

L said...

@Amber
the woman is Italian for God sake, her name is SoFia! :)

Scallywag said...

Jane Seymour was in D.C. in May hawking her paintings at some local malls. Then she was seen on the Hill at Senator Tom Harkin's office with Glen Campbell, then that night with them at the Alzheimer's Association fundraiser at the Library of Congress.

poovey-tunt said...

Sofia or Sophia would probably both be correct. She was born Sofia but has commonly been billed as Sophia, starting in 1952.

they said she had pictures of herself all over the house; tons of pictures...covering the walls, on tables, everywhere

Ha ha, JS has always given off that narcissistic stench to me. I'm delighted to find out it's not just me being nasty and cynical for once.

iheartjacksparrow said...

@Frufra - Jane Seymour is not a nice person so don't get your hopes up for an autograph.

Texshan said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks those necklaces of hers are awful. They look like droopy bewbies to me.

rdmtimp said...

Can't be Sophia Loren, as she was never in any Bond movies.

Ursula Andress was only married once, to John Derek (though she has had some long relationships).

It was Radiohead who recorded an album at Jane Seymour's house (OK Computer). I'm on her train for this.

csproat said...

ABSOLUTELY Califblondy!...that necklace is barfalicious....who in hell would wear that?

Frufra said...

@ iheartjack- no worries, I don't really want an autograph. Just want hubby to bug her and call her Dr. Quinn cause I'm sure she hates that :-).

The only person I know who likes the ugly necklace is my friend's five year old. She thought the design was brilliant. So there you go - target audience!!

Basil said...

I met Jane Seymour back in the late 80's. She was the "face" of some perfume and came into the TV station to do an interviews after doing several other appearances in Toronto that day. First of all, she was gorgeous and alot shorter than I thought she would be. She never came across as snooty or a bitch, but she wasn't overly friendly either I had to mike her for her interview (and I was interning at the time) and the guys I worked with were like "Put the mike cable up her blouse" I was pretty sure they were setting me up, so I miked her and hide the cable underneath her jacket, which she helped to do after I told her what needed to be done and I didn't want to impose. Like I said, she wasn't overly friendly, but she didn't look down on the plebes.

I really really wanted to get her autograph since both myself and my mother are fans. Battlestar Galactica and East of Eden were her relatively big roles at the time. I didn't ask because as part of a TV crew, you don't ask the talent for autographs. But she was friendly enough and didn't expect outrageous treatment for a quick interview for which she was plugging her perfume

Oh, I also remember they were showing a video to her of designers that were supposedly the next best thing and she seemed to like Alexander McQueens stuff.

Basil said...

One other thing I remember. Whatever room she entered, people for the most part ALWAYS gave her a circle of space. It was like the parting of the Red Sea. I have no idea why, but she seemed so alone in this sea of complete strangers..

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