Monday, June 04, 2012

Random Photos Part Four - MTV Movie Awards

Kristen Stewart
Charlize Theron
Paris Hilton was there because of what movie??
Nikki Reed
Emma Stone
Andrew Garfield
Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan
Jessica Biel
Emma Watson
Elizabeth Banks & Josh Hutcherson

53 comments:

Patty said...

Jessica Biel, that hair style is doing you no favors. At all!

Litre-a-cola said...

Nikki Reed looks like she's miserable.

Just Another Girl said...

When did Jessica Beil get Renee Zellweger eyes?

RenoBlondee said...

Biel looks terrible.
Kristen looks good. Actually almost all these ladies look great.

parissucksliterally said...

Biel is such a pretty lady. That haircut is awful on her. Change it!

Paris thinks it is 2003 and people still care about her.

AndrewBW said...

I believe Paris Hilton was there because of this movie:

http://www.slutload.com/watch/zW3iAbsxCIg/Paris-Hilton-2007-Full-Sex-Tape.html

Carolyn said...

I am not clicking on Andrew's link. I am not clicking on Andrew's link. I am not clicking on Andrew's link...

Sarah said...

I'm sorry but where did Jessica Biel get the idea that she's a fashionista? Her clothes and hair are beyond ridiculous. She's such a beautiful girl that while it would be hard to find things that look bad on her, she invariably finds all of those things.
p.s. Jessica, there is nothing wrong with a little blush or lipstick here and there!

Redheat said...

Jessica honey, we are all just trying to help you here. Please for the love of god, get rid of those bangs! I don't know what mirror you are looking in everyday, but you may want to trash that too.

See Paris is why award shows have lost all meaning. These odd so called celebs show up, and no one knows why they are there. It takes away from the credibility of the award show when Snookie, and Paris show up. Why????

Momster said...

Charlize, please show these lesser minions how it's done.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Sorry sweets, that hair do is a hair-don't! You just can't pull it off, Jess.

BitterBlondin said...

What everyone just said!

Jane said...

Jessica Biel looks like she's channeling the Swedish chick who just won Eurovision. Not a good look at all!

libby said...

Second that, BitterBlondin---Biel is such a try-hard. She's not old, but that dress is for a 20-something going to a club (maybe). It's not classy & looks cheap.
(BitterBlondin--Sind Sie Deutsch?)

Celebitchy had photos of Paris & Nicki together at that 'premier'. Comparatively, Nicki looks like the 'before' shot of an anti-drug AND an anti-Fake Bake advert.

Texshan said...

Just co-signing what everyone else has said. Biel looks like shit. Her makeep doesn't work, her hair doesn't work, her dress doesn't work, and sure as shit those ankle-bandage shoes don't work. And what kills me is, she acts like she's all that a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. She isn't.

anita_mark said...

How can someone as sexy as Biel always look so bad. Her body is phenomenal and I think she has a beautiful face but egads!

Charlize.... sigh... it's just so unfair. I know looks aren't everything blah blah blah but I so badly want to be that pretty.

lostathome said...

Oh Josh Hutcherson.

Krissie said...

I think anyone who attends these awards and is over the age of 30 looks really foolish. Even 25 is pushing it. (And I am older than that, BTW.) Honestly I can't believe MTV even bothers with awards shows anymore when all they do is run crummy reality shows. The whole concept seems very 1990s to me. Do awards shows ever get axed? It seems like once they start, they go on forever, no matter how far past their prime they are.

Also, everyone in these pictures looks terrible, except maybe Elizabeth Banks. It seems like Kristen Stewart has worn about eighty slightly different versions of this dress.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Charlize is so hot but I'm getting a teensy bit sick of her because she's promoting her movies EVERYWHERE. She was even at the UFC show. Surprised she isn't going door to door.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Ha-ha. Paris is looking old.

libby said...

anita_mark, I have a theory about Biel, but I have to word it carefully. I simply think she's very lesbian (the way say a Charles Nelson Reilly was a 'very' gay man). I think she's really what they used to call a "Diesel Dyke" who could wear the hell outta some flannel & a wallet chain, but is less skilled when it comes to putting 'girly' outfits together. Kind of like how so many gay men have 'an eye' for pretty more than the straights do, sometimes lesbians can suffer total blindness. It's weird, I don't know where it comes from, but I have had way too many gay friends all over the fashionability (and sexuality) spectrum not to feel like I recognize Biel's problem with looking comfortable in her skin.

I know it's a dumb stereotype, and sexuality is fluid. And there are, of course, Lipstick Lesbians AND Daddy Bears who are plentiful and do not fulfill their aesthetic stereotypes. Maybe Biel is just ultra-sporty (spice). But she makes my gaydar SCREAM with every haircut, every pose, every outfit.

I hope I have offended no one. Seriously.

auntliddy said...

These stupid shows have no credibility anyway!!!

Frufra said...

@ libby - not offended, and have to say I very much enjoy the Charles Nelson Reilly and Sporty Spice references.

auntliddy said...

I will weigh in with this: Biel is not pretty, and maybe people are starting to realize that. That hairdo is abominal, the clothes sooo dated and uncool. She looks like shes getting ready to wrestle!!
And what about Kristin Stewart?? She looks like she slept in her clothes, got up late, and put her makeup on one-handed while she drove to show. She a mess!

seaward said...

I have never felt the slightest twinge of attraction for Andrew Garfield, but that outfit kinda makes me want to rip it off of him and bang him.

MrWolf said...

@Ingrid - Actually Charlize has been known to go to UFC shows. Alot of stars do (kinda like they used to with boxing.)

She's no Mandy Moore or Justin Bieber, but that's not her first UFC appearance.

kyliegirl1234 said...

I remember when MTV was the $hit. I used to live for those awards. Is MTV relevant any more? I know I am no longer in the target market, but it seems like it sucks.

Anyway, I taped these last night just to see if they were still any good and had to fast forward 90% of it.

Turkish Taffy said...

Biel has always pinged my gaydar.

califblondy said...

Biel has the hair and bod to be a knock-out, but somehow she finds a way to muck it up. Actually her dress is nice, her shoes are hot, but mix it all together and look what we've got? Crap.

Some of these little ladies look like they're wearing the same dress, just different material or pattern.

Back in the day the MTV Awards were must see TV. Something crazy always went down. Now I wouldn't tune in if you paid me.

nettalovesrobin said...

MTV used to be the shit back in the day! Even the VJ's were famous. Now its a piece of shit. Kstew can not "work" a dress at all! Jess i think she is pretty but something is off. Maybe lighter hair?? Those shoes r horrendous!

selenakyle said...

Well, the lighting must've been for shit on this "red" carpet, because everyone looks sickly and pathetic.

IMO.

selenakyle said...

So...it just proves that "stars" are just like you & me--regular people with good lighting.

PS said...

Libby - I couldn't agree with you more. She's very butch and just never gets it right with being "girly." It comes off so awkward and forced. She just looks very gay to me and is trying hard not to be, which is sad. The more natural she is, the better she looks, but she has Katie Holmes syndrome when it comes to dressing - nearly every single thing she puts on, I think, the f***???

JennHas2Ns said...

Hey, remember when Paris Hilton (aka Wonky McValtrex) was relevant? Ugh...

Also, I loves me some Elizabeth Banks, but her neck on that picture makes me feel like she's half way through hulking out and her body hasn't caught up yet.

Mama June said...

Nikki Reed is beautiful.

Libby, that was a perfect description of Biel!

Go away Paris, ugh!

libby said...

Thanks, Frufra & PS, for getting what I'm driving at. It's so hard sometimes to say certain things without people assuming you're being a bigot, and wanting to fight fight fight.

Frufra:
The last 10 years or so, if I've used the word 'sporty', I've added 'spice.'
Or even: "If Hathaway did her own stunts as Catwoman, she's a sportier spice than I thought!"

It's such a silly word is all, and the Spice Girls were so dumb. It makes me laugh, anyway.

weezy said...

Is it just me or is Jessica Biel's ring getting bigger?

poovey-tunt said...

I agree there's something very awkward about Elizabeth Banks in that picture, between the hair and the neck and the angle. (I luff her, too. So much!)

I don't even understand what Biel is going for lately. She's a walking WTF, style-wise.

See Paris is why award shows have lost all meaning.

The MTV Movie Awards never had any meaning, though. If there were fewer of these bogus award shows, the ones that would be left would mean more again. No wonder ratings are falling even for the big ones.

Well, that...and Paris Hilton...and Nick Offerman being snubbed the last two years (just one example - stupid voters.)

libby said...

Aw, thanks curlyhairslacker. I was just thinking that if I saw Beil in person I would probably be 100% CERTAIN, either way.

I was bullied when I was young because I'm a weak target--nervous & self-conscious. So my only real friends growing up were other bullied kids. Bullied usually for that other reason.
The best part of myself is my empathy, and I know I got it from that experience. So it's not a total downer, in the end! I'll bet there's a few others here with the same experience in school.

Anotheramy said...

Am I the only one that loves the Emmas?

chopchop said...

Let me get this straight: Snow White/Kristen Stewart is supposed to be the most beautiful in all the land? More beautiful than the Wicked Queen/Charlize Theron?? Holy suspension of disbelief, Batman!

nettalovesrobin said...

Libby girl im surprised no one got offended! But i do get what u mean! Lol

Sherry said...

No sh*t. Who cast this one?

Sherry said...

I totally get what you're saying too,Libby. Not offended one bit. I think most of my gayelle friends would agree with you.

Susan said...

The fuck? Where have all the beautiful people gone?

mooshki said...

"Snow White/Kristen Stewart is supposed to be the most beautiful in all the land? More beautiful than the Wicked Queen/Charlize Theron?"

Nope. They didn't go that way in the movie. "Fairest" referred to her pureness of spirit.

Tatyana said...

libby, for the record, you *have* offended me (and probably every non-girly heterosexual woman out there).

But then, bullied becoming bullies is not all that rare phenomenon.

lutefisk said...

I don't think you said anything offensive Libby. Jessica Biel ALWAYS
looks awkward and uncomfortable when dressed up. She seems much more at home in jeans and a tank top.
Her whole look in this photo is awful. Either she needs to fire her stylist, or hire one.

figgy said...

haha Jason Blue Eyes, that's EXACTLY what I thought--haven't seen Paris in a year at least, and in that time her lifestyle has begun to catch up with her....Paris is looking oooooo-ooooold!!! hee hee

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Yuck...Jessica Biel looks horrible with those bangs. She really needs to get rid of them.

@ libby...you didn't say anything offensive whatsoever. You don't need to walk on eggshells around here if it's your opinion. You are completely entitled to it. If someone is offended by your opinion, be offended that your opinion isn't being respected.

BTW....love this article. See below.

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-biel/jessica-biels-ass-grabbed-by-another-girl-002903/

Shallow Gal said...

Josh Hutcherson is just friggin cute. Short but cuter than hell.

Spike Ghost said...

Andrew Garfield, dressed like that, is doing things to my nether regions!

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