Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Kim Kardashian Trips Over Her Nose


Did you know that Kim Kardashian is a private person? Do you know that she likes to keep her personal life private? You know, that's why she only broadcast her wedding on a cable network and did not go for one of the big four networks. Privacy. I could always tell she was a sucker for privacy. Sex tape? She could have released it into theatres all over the world. She didn't. She just sold it to people for home use. Privacy. Who she dates? She always keeps it private. She could walk red carpets seven nights a week. She only does six though. Why? Privacy. In an interview Kim said the following: "I've kind of tried to adjust my life to have a little more private life. My life is very public and so I get that, but if you can choose to have a little bit of a private life I would choose that over other things now, where I probably wouldn't have before."

Be careful getting up from the floor. I know you just fell down laughing.

23 comments:

anita_mark said...

Will this be the same as her no longer dressing sexy after turning 30?

FSP said...

Why are we talking about this person?

EmEyeKay said...

@FSP - what in the hell IS that?

parissucksliterally said...

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

parissucksliterally said...

as I have said about Paris, this woman cannot open her mouth without lying, unless it is to suck a cock.

FSP said...

@EmEyeKay - Crunchaka from Thumb Wars http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/Thumbs/thumbwars/

auntliddy said...

I think she believes everything she says. Breathing some rarified air out there in lala land.

Texshan said...

Parissucks, that is so offensive. And so very, very funny. 'Cuz it's true.

Please. If Kim didn't have cameras in her face 24/7, she wouldn't know what to do with herself. Flashbulbs are like oxygen for her. She can't live without them.

Amber said...

The only thought I can muster about this is, "God, what an idiot."

Just stoppit.

cheesegrater15 said...

Texshan, if she didn't have cameras in her face all day, she'd have cocks and balls in her face all day.

Gotta make money somehow.

Sylvia said...

Do people believe her lies???

LOLOL@her comments

Lalaay said...

LOL @ Vicki!! This girl has no shame so she needs to stop pretending that she does! Just own the fact that you are a glorified prostitute who whores her self out for $$

Texshan said...

Vicki, she's probably had that going on, too. LOL

nolachickee said...

I really like Kanye's music. But he's been hanging around this dipshit way too long now. So I have to think that he's a dipshit as well. That sucks.

Del Riser said...

I'll believe her when I don't see or hear about her for about fifteen years. Starting now!

Ellin said...

Reminds me of the saying "don't piss on me and tell me its only raining"

weezy said...

Maybe she feels the # of her public appearances and counts of print/tv mentions slipping and wants to provide an excuse before people start comparing her to Paris Hilton.

Her mother was dumb enough to do an interview for either Family Circle or Woman's Day earlier this year, talking about how she was a terrific businesswoman. What she is, is a pimp, and I could hear every American woman who read this issue saying so -- and threatening never to have the mag in their house again if they printed another work about this cow. The thrill is gone, Kim.

Anonymous said...

"Before people START comparing her to Paris Hilton?" Honey, that ship sailed a loooonnng time ago, and Kardashian is now a bigger and more clueless famewhore than her BFF ever was. "Private life?!" If she could get away with people filming her while she peed, she would.

nettalovesrobin said...

this bitch is so clueless!

ghost said...

Ugh, I thought you weren't going to write about this vapid, useless, untalented skank and her equally worthless family unless something major happened, such as one or more favorably ALL of their insipid shows were canceled; Bruce Jenner reclaiming his dignity and/or his balls; or one of them found a cure for cancer (hahahahahahaha that'll happen)???

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. You're feeding into that trashy family by writing about them in the first place.

L Boogie said...

Come one Enty you are an intelligent person and should know that these reality shows only show a portion of what goes on. They are as scripted as any TV show so in fact they do get to keep a lot private. For instance, she's not dating Kanye. Kanye is gay. So whoever she is really dating is a private thing.

Also the sex tape, low hanging fruit. Also very sexist of you. Her boyfriend shot the tape and the boyfriend released the tape to get street cred for his failing rapping career. Maybe he'll film himself having sex with some of his male tricks and release another one.

Paris is the only female other than a porn star that wanted her sex tape available to the public.

0_0 said...

Her sex tape would never have been released without her consent.
N-E-V-E-R

She was not a victim.

heathercicle said...

May we have more gossip on the church the Kardashians created please? It seems to get left out a lot.

KimYe is the best thing to happen to both of them.

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