Friday, July 27, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Lady GaGa finally released some of the photos from her night with Lindsay Lohan. Only the PG ones though.

Katy Perry checks out the photos of Robert Pattinson. Probably likes his fake tattoos in the magazine.
Mischa Barton and her boyfriend of the week wait in the European countryside for
someone to tow their car.
Meanwhile, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are really taking things public. Great opportunity for whoever he is cheating on Mila with to make some great money from the tabloids.
And Prince Harry lists the 1,000 ways you can use Olympic torch as sexual innuendo.

40 comments:

Amber said...

I hope that Mila reads this site, or she's just getting her rocks off with him.

rejectedcarebear said...

LL and Gags look beyond fudged up. I hope it was worth the diseases you caught by being near Lohan.

Ingrid Superstar said...

LOL it looks like LiLoGaGa were partying with former In Living Color cast member Kelly Coffield. It's not her though.

That would be a party where you just KNOW that you would wake up the next morning REEKING.

Ingrid Superstar said...

I actually prefer GaGaLiLo.

goheels83 said...

Kate looks SO CUTE there! I've never seen her in skinny jeans.

Another site I read refers to Will and Kate as Bill and Cathy and it cracks my shit up.

seaward said...

Oh my lord those pink shorts...

smashbash said...

That first pic is all sorts of nightmare inducing. You can tell by lady gagas wonky eye and lindsays "I can't feel my face" hand that they are both beyond trashed!

That's the best picture of Katy Perry I have evah seen!

Mischa looks sad.

Mila looks like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

Duthchess Kate looks beautiful. I think she is naturally really skinny. I hate when people say she needs to eat. I don't think she is allowed to do anything without permission. But she is still pretty! :)

allthesun said...

Sorry to be slow on the uptake here, is the inferance that M.B. is also a yacht girl for hire?

rejectedcarebear said...

MB appears to be yacht ready!

Texshan said...

Smashbash, Catherine was in no way pudgy, but she used to be a good 10-15 pounds heavier than she is now. If you look at photos from her college days, you'll see it. I think she's too thin, personally, but as long as she's happy and healthy that's her business. I think people are concerned because of Diana's eating disorders once she married into that family.

That whole LiLo-Gaga thing is just beyond random. I hope the hotel flooded the room with antiseptic after they left.

I have never understood the logic of wearing jewelry at the beach.

Turkish Taffy said...

Mad props to Mischa for working that pose.

Ashlea said...

Texshan i agree. She is naturally thin but she is tooooo thin now. I actually had to do double take when I saw this photo. Girl needs a cheeseburger stat!

trouble bubble said...

Allthesun, I thought so too!

parissucksliterally said...

I am sure Lady Gaga and Linds were sober. Don't you all agree?

canadachick said...

UGH why does Lindsay insist on putting her dirty fingers in her mouth in every shot....its NOT SEXY - its gross

pilly said...

THAT'S ME!!! I'm standing Next to the torch bus!!! I'm wearing a blue and white dress!!!

Cleodacat said...

Linds is showing her trashiness with the whole lips between the fingers, I'm a lesbo thing.

djphob said...

@cleodacat

Pretty sure she's not trying to make the expression of which you speak. Not that I would put it past her but it looks like she's just trying to put her fingers by her mouth "sexily". Usually when you make that face, tongue is out and fingers are in a vertical V.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Ashdumb is just so shifty eyed. Just look at him. I'm just baffled at this one.

djphob said...

@Jason

I was thinking he was looking pretty good now that he cut his hair and cleaned up a bit. The whole Jesus look wasn't really for him.

Jasmine said...

Sooooo, I guess we can assume that chick in the middle is their drug dealer of choice that night.

I think we can also assume that night was brought to you by the letter 'C' for 'coke'. Between Gaga's red eyes and stuck out jaw and Lilo's hand to numb face pose, I think we have a winner.

Also, please tell me squirrelfriend is NOT wearing a friggin TIARA (?) and fur coat to their slumberparty. How pretentious can you get?!

Agreed about Kate being too thin. All those in denial calling her "naturally skinny" need to be reminded of past pics of her. I get that people ARE naturally slim, HOWEVER you dont go from being bigger in your youth to "naturally" smaller as you age,usually.
For her to be 15 or more lbs less than her college days tells me she regulates the fuck out of what she eats. And I am personally a little concerned, not because I think being thin or slim is wrong, but like a few already mentioned, because she's stepped into a Diana type position and none of us want Kate to end up the same way regarding food.

Jasmine said...

Oh yeah, and dammit Asston Kutcher looks good in this pic.
dammit

discoflux said...

Ugh... nice body suit there, Mischa.

The Duchess' "casual outfit" is terribly uncomfortable looking, but she looks adorable nonetheless. And, of course, Prince Hot Ginge. Hoorah!

Lola said...

Ashton looks good here. He's pretty hot looking when he's cleaned up. If Mila got him to shave the "beard" and cut the Jesus hair, more power to her.

astrogirl said...

I thought the Jesus look was to play Steve Jobs in younger days

Kewi said...

nice ass on mischa's guy, i think its trying to eat his shorts

Kewi said...

lilo always has her damn hand in her face, too bad it doesn't cover the whole thing

KatD said...

As someone who is petite and has always been naturally thin, I lost about 7 lbs. after college when I was under a lot of stress, so I understand Kate's weight loss. She lost it before the wedding, which doesn't surprise me. I don't think she looks too thin - she's not emaciated and she has muscle tone. The models I used to see in the elevator at my old job were emaciated and MUCH thinner than Kate, and they're the ones I wanted to feed a cheeseburger. Sometimes I think we're so used to seeing overweight people in the US that we forget what healthy thin people look like.

Lauren said...

@goheels83, is it TLo? Fucking love them!!

RenoBlondee said...

Katy Perry has the best body ever.
Jelly.


I agree Kate is naturally thin, but lost a wee bit too much before the wedding. Love her outfit here.

Amy Scott said...

Kate Middleton makes even electric blue skinnies look boring and conservative. How?!

Sunny said...

@jasmine
I was playing the guess the drug game too :) I am pretty sure it was Ectasy. My eyes used to get really droopy like Gaga's when I was peaking (TMI?)

A couple of you girls were talking about Mischa being a yacht girl. There's no way that the blind about grooming the younger relative could be Mischa and Hania, could it? I couldn't remember if the blind talked about the relative being underaged or not. Hania is 24, but they both seem pretty wild

Jasmine said...

@Sunny- no worries about TMI girl :)
And yeah, this actually does make sense it's E. BUT I still think LiBLOW has that facial numbed out look one can get from doing coke. And this is MY experience talking, haha.

Mischa being a yacht girl does make sense, she's never fully recooperated her looks even though she claims to be all "clean" now. She just always has that Tara Reid ragged look.

astrogirl said...

@Jasmine and Sunny. Lol could be either or both.. My girlfriends and I used to get all huggy, kissy in pics when we were on E, but we also used to play dress ups on coke.

To me Linds looks coked up, Gaga maybe more E'd.

Sarah said...

With the tiara and fur cost Lindsay appears to be channeling Courtney Love, Winona era. How apt.

J-Mo said...

I'm not a fan of either Mila or Ashton, enjoyed "That 70's Show" sometimes, mostly for Topher Grace. I wonder though why people have forgotten that he and Demi had an open relationship and he and Mila are old friends? They pretty well grew up together and probably know each other very well. Seems like a good match to me.

PugsterMom said...

That's funny. ;)

cinephreak said...

it is possible for a girl to not care if a guy is having sex w/ other people... If she's fine with keeping it casual, and they use protection, who cares. I mean really, Mila just comes off as the type of girl who knows how to play the game. He probably gives it to her good. Who cares.

lutefisk said...

I think Kate is thin, but not out of unhappiness. She probably lost the weight both from stress and to fit into clothes better. I think she looks good, but a few more pounds couldn't hurt.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I notice that, already by the second photo, Lindsay Lohan has taken possession of Lady Gaga's tiara. Quick work for a drinking woman.