Monday, February 25, 2013

Random Photos Part Two - Oscar Photos Part One

Jennifer Lawrence

Jessica Chastain
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux
Halle Berry
George Clooney & Stacy Keibler
Anne Hathaway and her nipples.
Britney Spears goes brunette.
Chelsea Handler and Nicki Minaj
Heidi Klum and Naomi Campbell

76 comments:

Amber said...

Yay! Brit looks fantastic. I hope she stays brunette for a while.

skimpymist said...

Britney looks great. I was hugely undewhelmed with last nights dresses. I found bradley coopers hair way more intrigueing.

libby said...

I see darts, not nipples. Not one pic have I seen nipples, only darts.

Halfmad said...

Yeah, I think it was unfortunate dart shadows as well. Britney DOES look great; she should keep that look.

Okay, does anyone else think Aniston looked a little bit different? I kept studying the photos last night trying to put my finger on it. She probably just got her forehead tightened up. Just me? Makeup?

greenmountaingal said...

Halle Berry looks like an extra from Starlight Express.

JLaw's dress would make a beautiful wedding gown.

AnnE's dress was terrible and really magnified her Mr. Ed features.

I like the way Jen Aniston looked. It was a nice departure from her usual look.

I think Jessica Chastain looked magnificent.

I'm not even going to comment on the fug that is Chelsea Handler and Nicki Minaj.

Cathy said...

^^was going to say the same thing about the "nipples"

LottaColada said...

JLaw was the Belle of the ball.

Anne had on pasties you could see them when age was giving her speech so I think that's just an unfortunate seam.

I like that Jen A tried something different for once. Her hair looks fine. She knows how to look her best.

Nicki is the one who NEEDS to go brunette.

MAC said...

I absolutely hate AnnE H's dress. The fabric is wrinkly and it looks like a bridesmaid dress from the 90's.

seaward said...

I had on the Oscars as background noise last night, and when Jessica Chastain came out with Jen Garner, I made my husband watch and asked him if he thought she looks like Ron Howard. He has never even seen JC before, but he was kinda blown away and said Yes, and didn't believe me when I said I don't see the resemblance. He thought I was fucking around for a really long time. "You swear that's not his daughter?" "I need to google it." "Are you lying to me?"
I never really put much stock into the whole Ron Howard Might Be Her Dad till that moment.

libby said...

Btw---Body language last night---Red carpet interview, Michael Douglas a CZJ did not touch. When one would speak, the other would be looking around, and then once in awhile, caught themselves and corrected it in a half-assed effort. They looked uncomfortable together, seriously. i wonder is the NE was right?

Also, Clooney & Kiebler were definitely chillier than I've ever seen.

Amber said...

@Halfmad - I actually feel like she's starting to "age". I feel like she's always looked a lot fresher, and she just looks kind of tired.

FS said...

I love Britney's color, looks very natural on her, and I think she got rid of the excessive extensions. That is the best she's looked in ages.

rhinovodka said...

Heidi is brave for getting that close to Naomi.

libby said...

seaward--My BF is an old AGS fan, Happy Days, EVERYTHING Ron Howard ever did. I admit I told him about the gossip a few months ago, but when JC came out last night he quietly blurted..."Whoa, she looks JUST LIKE him."

This is a GUY. And if a girl's hot, he's normally blinded. But even him, it took his breath away last night, the resemblance.

Ms Cool said...

Jennifer Aniston has been tweaking her face for years and I HATE it.

Halle's dress was beautiful.

g.strathmore said...

I want Halle's dress for myself.

Oh Nicki, those roots.

Pogue Mahone said...

I love Jennifer Lawrence's gown!

dragon said...

Love Brit Brown hair.

I didnt know Stacy Keibler was there lol

parissucksliterally said...

Here is another example of how Brit ALMOST gets it right. The dress would have been perfect without the shoulder padded sleeves.

Love J Lawrence's dress.

LOVE Aniston's dress, but her hair looked greasy.

Gayeld said...

@Greenmountaingal. Last night George Takei commented that Halle looked like a Romulan. I don't disagree. (Then again, I seldom do when it comes to George.)

Desiree said...

Well more to the point of Jessica C, she and Bryce look A LOT alike in my opinion. A LOT!

prolixe said...

I thought Chastain look gorgeous on screen. Sideways in the pic, that dress is doing her no favors.

Do not like Jennifer A's hair. Gorgeous dress needs sleek hair, a curl, an updo, anything but "perfectly messy."

Halle may be crazy but she can dress.

I know they're darts, but the first thing I thought was NIPS OSCAR! Not a good choice, nor were the bangs. I loved her so much in Devil Wears Prada. :/

Chelsea and Nicki photo - glad I haven't had lunch. Blargh.

And then model mock smooch. Blargherer.

rejectedcarebear said...

I did not like JLaws dress- it was too much. Aniston looked great.

AnnE looked horriblE. It looked like a cheap Marla Singer dress.

My brother asked me if JC was related to Bryce Dallas Howard, cause they look the same. Apparently JCs dad passed away this month.

MontanaMarriott said...

Halle and them damn shoulder pads look as is she is filming Dynasty the new generation.

VIPblonde said...

I totally thought AnnE's dress was trying to be Gwyneth from when she won best actress. Apparently OK magazine picked up on it too: Bitch Stole My Look

Jessie said...

What happened to bombshell J.Law? I've had body envy since the red CK dress.

Hathaway's dress reminds me of what my sister and her friends wore to their year 10 formal in 1999.

Jenny Divine said...

I'm bothered that JAniston cant be bothered to do her hair for an event..ever

mizzoutiger76 said...

Love, love, love Jennifer Lawrence, at this point she could do no wrong ;)

I'm happy to see that Jen A is branching out as far as colors and the dress is gorgeous, but I'm so OVER her hair. Enough with the bed head look.

EmEyeKay said...

Today I read the DM and they were talking about Jessica attending the Oscars and not her biological father's funeral. Growing up, her last name was Howard. She changed it to her mom's maiden name, Chastain, when she started acting.

Inneresting.

rejectedcarebear said...

Em- her bio dads last name wasn't even Howard.

Very interesting.

libby said...

If Anne's dress were a color, it would be, 'Who does she think she is, so flashy color-wearer!'

If Anne's dress were big like JLaw's or Amy Adams, it would be 'Who does Anne think she is, deserving all that fabric! Anne's all *look at me*! I'm ostentatious!'

Also her speeches are long. Well, she had to think she had a good chance to win---and she is THANKING the many many many who helped her. If she hadn't thanked 'enough' people, or had not been excited about winning she'd be 'ungrateful.'

SO sick of the Anne hate. I'll bet she shows up to work on time too, bitch makin' everybody else look bad.

dragon said...

@VIP Her dream came true! =p

parissucksliterally said...

Oh, and Heidi Klum looked tacky as hell.

Layna Day said...

Jessie: J-Law looked fantastic in a body-hugging dress on her way to the Vanity Fair party. It was metallic and she looked awesome. I liked both her dresses last night.

Halle is channeling Dynasty, but damn, she just doesn't age. Sofa king hot. And I like that she wore something different.

EmEyeKay said...

@rejected - I KNOW! I had to read the sentence twice to make sure I was getting it right.

I personally don't think her face has anything in common with Ron Howard's, other than the fact that they're both ginges, but I like the speculation :)

MISCH said...

@MontanaMarriott

Hated those shoulder pads on Halle's dress also it looked dated and not in a vintage good way..

short le chic said...

@parissucks - we have to remember that Heidi is an aging model, which is rough enough, but she's also an aging model who got publicly dumped. It's called overcompensating.

Maja With a J said...

Loved Jennifer Lawrence's dress. It looked like cake, but in a good way!
Anne H...just no. That dress didn't even fit her, for chrissakes!
As for Jennifer Aniston, I love that red dress, and hair down is kind of her thing...but I did think that the smoking is starting to catch up with her face. And also, she seemed hammered.

smash said...

Thank you Libby!!!!! I said that like 10 times last night. Ugly darts! No nips!

libby said...

smash--The reason I knew they weren't nips, is because when she walked and her boobs bounced, those supposed 'nips' stayed firmly where they were. Because they were darts.

Anna Nonymous said...

Klum and Campbell look like a couple of giant praying mantises trying to eat each other.

smash said...

My bf is an old crank. He agrees JC looks JUST like Ron Howard and side by side BDH JC could pull off being twins. BUT he says it doesn't matter and I am crazy for spending so much time googling at it. He thinks its just because she is a vibrant red head and so are they, which there are not many of in hwood.

smash said...

Libby- my grandma used to make clothes and still hems stuff. We were just talking about a dress I have with immaculate boob stitching. Anne's looked rushed but I could tell immediately that it was not her nipples. It drives me nuts that people were and are say that. But like you said above, she just can't win right now everything she does is "calculated" ;)

Kimberly said...

I love Brits hair that color.

parissucksliterally said...

@short.....yes, "LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"


Sad.

Sherry said...

Libby..Firth thing I noticed was how Michael looked like his old self but then I noticed they didn't even pay any attention to what the other person was saying when they were interviewed. Interesting! It looked painful for them to be together and it reminded me of The War of the Roses.

Sherry said...

*first* damn fingers!

mistang said...

@libby - "I'll bet she shows up to work on time too, bitch makin' everybody else look bad."

Amen! I get it! People are irritated with her because she really wanted to win. I don't blame her though. She hasn't been bitchy about it and I'd probably wanna win pretty damn bad myself if I was in her shoes.

sylmarillion said...

Britney looks good-ish. Slightly less low-cut would have been better, though.

That has to be the fakest of fake kisses i've ever seen.

Aniston's dress is the wrong tone for her hair colour. At Dlisted, there's a pic of Justin posing with his hand on her stomach. Duck, because tabloids are going to explode in 5...4...3...

Geebz said...

Brit looked amazing compared to recently. She's on the way back.

AnnE Heffaway was dressed poorly. I can be objective and that was just not a flattering garment for her. No shade.

Didn't care for the geo-patterned metallic dresses. Too harsh as we're approaching Spring.

Jen looked lovely. That red/tangerine looked great on her and the dress fit so very well.

libby said...

smash--Anne's darts do look quickie. I wonder if she feels the backlash, and went with low-key at the last minute? the dress looks altered last-minute, KWIM?

Sherry--SO glad you saw it, too! MD really did look so healthy and I was happy. But then I noticed the tension. So glad you did too, i'm not too crazy!

mistand--That's kinda why i cut Anne some slack. Holy shit, if that happened to any of us--the accolades, the awards after working & dreaming of winning an Oscar for so long (like so many kids have forever)? I mean, she is a human being. If any of us got employee of the year, we'd probably act annoyingly happy too.

Brenda L said...

Stacy fan.

babo said...

It may be darts but if they can be mistaken for nipples, a big no no for the dressmaker
Halle s dress brought from long ago the memories of Flash Gordon, add a futurist headpiece and she s totally there

Comma Chaser said...

Ms. Chastain, you are seriously all kinds of yowzah.

babo said...

@ short le chic : well spotted!
Libert Ross (the cheated wife of Kstew and the director) is going through the same phase

Lola said...

JLaw's dress was gorgeous and looked absolutely stunning on stage.

Libby, ITA with the Anne comments.

curlyhairslacker said...

I like Jennifer Lawrence's dress.

Love Jennifer in red, needs different hair though.

Stacy Kiebler looks stunning, love the dress and the hair. This 5'5 1/2" girl would love to be her height for a day. *sigh*

GoGo said...

Britney looks really, really nice (GREAT dress!) and I like her as a brunette (as long as she keeps up with her hair). She looks actually, really happy, and not "out-of-it" at all. I'm glad -- I've always kind of liked her.

Renoblondee said...

Why do these actresses wear the flesh toned gowns? They drown you out. AnnE.
I loved JLaw's gown. It is amazing! And Stacy's gown made her ass look devine!

Della said...

Britney looks great. I'm so proud of her.
The color of Anne's dress is so wrong. She looks pale and sick.

Della said...

I vote Stacey as best dressed.
Worst dress Anne.

GoGo said...

Ann (misspelling intentional) needs a stylist

lilo723 said...

Brit Brit looks awesome.
The darts on Anne's dress were so inappropriately placed.
Stacey and Jessica looked gorgeous.

lilo723 said...

Anne use to dress so much better. What happened to her this awards season?

anon said...

That might be the best BritBrit has ever looked.

Heidi looks tacky

Stacy Keibs looks great

HateHate Anne's dress

Aniston looks good, the red is a nice departure

and who's face was CZJ wearing?

Kate and Gemma said...

Something about Britney's look reminds me of Miley. :/

Erik said...

Britney is hot! I've always liked her (aside from her music...).

I have a soft spot for Jennifer Aniston. I think she looks better now than she did during Friends.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Another seamstress checking in re: Anne's dress; yes, those are darts, and they're not very well done, either. There are ways of doing darts that don't make you look as if your nipples could cut glass, but clearly whoever made that particular dress didn't bother with any of them, which was a shame for Anne.

s.breezy29 said...

I posted before about knowing somebody that has worked on two of her (AH) movies, and said she was a huge diva and pulled the don't look at or directly speak to me type of crap...definitely full of herself!

s.breezy29 said...

I posted before about knowing somebody that has worked on two of her (AH) movies, and said she was a huge diva and pulled the don't look at or directly speak to me type of crap...definitely full of herself!

E Gee Be said...

Jen Lawerence was in my top five. @sly, saying Britt looked "good-ish" is the best kind of shade, like @parissucks saying she almost got it, so close!

Jacq said...

Right?? I think she was one of the best dressed (not including her hair). Why didn't she get some more play? Maybe because now that her awards season is over, she'll be out? Just a theory.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thank Goodness, Brit looks healthy. The brown looks great with her skin tones.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Not only can the darts be mistaken for nipples, but the neckline can be mistaken for an apron. The latter is the more egregious error of this dress, IMO.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I thought there were a lot of really pretty dresses. I especially loved Zoe Saldana's and Stacy Kiebler's. Charlize Theron *is* a goddess.

Britney looks really good there! I mean, compared to what she wears for daily Starbucks run. I like that hair color on her better too.

Agent**It said...

Lot's of details here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2279310/Jessica-Chastain-Revealed-secret-sisters-Oscar-nominee-Jessica-Chastain--suicide-broke-real-fathers-heart.html