Monday, April 22, 2013

Blind Item #1

This B list celebrity/ former singer/mom who has been doing better as of late, got hammered all weekend long this past weekend and ended up clumsily hitting on men and women until she found some guy who did the dirty with her in a port-a-pottie. Good times.

31 comments:

Cathy said...

Courtney Love?

Izzy said...

Xtina?

Seachica said...

Ashley Simpson, though I don't know if she is a B

dee123 said...

Considering i haven't seen her with her kid in ages Ashlee Simpson is a good guess.

Harmie said...

Cher.

Andrew said...

I guess Ashlee.

Xtina isn't a "former singer". She may not be super successful right now but she just released an album last fall and she's currently featured on a hit Pitbull song.

Cathy said...

But had Ashlee "been doing better as of late?" I guessed Courtney Love, since Enty has mentioned that she has been sober lately.

Amber said...

Smashlee for sure.

phoenix said...

I like the Courtney Love guess, and lmao @ Cher.. yeah right :)

Harmie said...

Lmao you've gotta admit it's an awesome visual :)

jimmyjam said...

Courtney's in the DM. Porta-potties @ Coachella. Sounds like her.

melissa said...

Think Cathy pegged it. Courtney was @ Coachella 'splains the porta potty love shack


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2312553/Coachella-2013-Courtney-Love-sports-lace-dress-promote-new-line-cigarettes-Coachella.html

VIPblonde said...

I know not all of you have twitter, so here are two of Courtney's tweets from over the weekend that totally made me LOL!! Tweet 1 followed by Tweet 2

Jessi said...

Port a pottie sex?!?!?! Gag!

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Gayeld said...

Damn, Chrissy Amphlett, the lead singer of the Divinyls died. Man, I loved "I Touch Myself." That song was awesome and she was so great in the video.

#BreastCancerSucks.

__-__=__ said...

Those tweets are so funny, thanks VIP! I wish this wasn't Courtney. Sads.

Jeneral said...

Michael K really needs to pursue his idea of a porta-fuckie. Sounds like there is a market for it.

Glitter said...

You know you are at the bottom of the barrel when you have a quickie in a port-a-pottie.

Anna Nonymous said...

Asslee Simpson, her videos show her writhing/bumping/grinding soul-lessly- vacantly,(how does one grind soulfully though?) on couches and various surfaces, her one lyric I remember is "do me on the bathroom floor", or was it kitchen floor? Either way, she's my top suspect.

Jessica said...

Just saw a story on another site about Courtney being at Coachella this weekend, so the port-o-potties make sense.

Jaded Horror Geek said...

Made me think Britney, but Courtney makes sense.

Jaded Horror Geek said...

Made me think Britney, but Courtney makes sense.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Cher could never be anything less than A+. She is The Queen!

Seachica said...

How drunk out of your mind do you have to be to be willing to have sex in a port a potty?? There is no grosser place in this world -- even the bathroom of Hollywood clubs is preferable.

joymama said...

Ick, nast. Seriously gross.

Sherry said...

Ugh! Oh man if I were a guy my boner would be gone first whiff I got of that blue water. Let's find this guy and give him some fucking award. Dayum.

Gypsytrill said...

I question whether Asslee is or has ever been a B but gosh it sounds like her.

Chief2224 said...

Port a potties are so gross, I won't even go to the bathroom in them. How horny and/or trashed do you have to be to have sex in one of them?

J said...

You're at the bottom of the barrel when you're blogging about port-a-potty sex in a riddle.

But I digress..

J said...

You're at the bottom of the barrel when you're blogging about port-a-potty sex in a riddle.

But I digress..