Blind Item #1
This B list celebrity/ former singer/mom who has been doing better as of late, got hammered all weekend long this past weekend and ended up clumsily hitting on men and women until she found some guy who did the dirty with her in a port-a-pottie. Good times.
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Courtney Love?
Xtina?
Ashley Simpson, though I don't know if she is a B
Considering i haven't seen her with her kid in ages Ashlee Simpson is a good guess.
Cher.
I guess Ashlee.
Xtina isn't a "former singer". She may not be super successful right now but she just released an album last fall and she's currently featured on a hit Pitbull song.
But had Ashlee "been doing better as of late?" I guessed Courtney Love, since Enty has mentioned that she has been sober lately.
Smashlee for sure.
I like the Courtney Love guess, and lmao @ Cher.. yeah right :)
Lmao you've gotta admit it's an awesome visual :)
Courtney's in the DM. Porta-potties @ Coachella. Sounds like her.
Think Cathy pegged it. Courtney was @ Coachella 'splains the porta potty love shack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2312553/Coachella-2013-Courtney-Love-sports-lace-dress-promote-new-line-cigarettes-Coachella.html
I know not all of you have twitter, so here are two of Courtney's tweets from over the weekend that totally made me LOL!! Tweet 1 followed by Tweet 2
Port a pottie sex?!?!?! Gag!
Damn, Chrissy Amphlett, the lead singer of the Divinyls died. Man, I loved "I Touch Myself." That song was awesome and she was so great in the video.
#BreastCancerSucks.
Those tweets are so funny, thanks VIP! I wish this wasn't Courtney. Sads.
Michael K really needs to pursue his idea of a porta-fuckie. Sounds like there is a market for it.
You know you are at the bottom of the barrel when you have a quickie in a port-a-pottie.
Asslee Simpson, her videos show her writhing/bumping/grinding soul-lessly- vacantly,(how does one grind soulfully though?) on couches and various surfaces, her one lyric I remember is "do me on the bathroom floor", or was it kitchen floor? Either way, she's my top suspect.
Just saw a story on another site about Courtney being at Coachella this weekend, so the port-o-potties make sense.
Made me think Britney, but Courtney makes sense.
Made me think Britney, but Courtney makes sense.
Cher could never be anything less than A+. She is The Queen!
How drunk out of your mind do you have to be to be willing to have sex in a port a potty?? There is no grosser place in this world -- even the bathroom of Hollywood clubs is preferable.
Ick, nast. Seriously gross.
Ugh! Oh man if I were a guy my boner would be gone first whiff I got of that blue water. Let's find this guy and give him some fucking award. Dayum.
I question whether Asslee is or has ever been a B but gosh it sounds like her.
Port a potties are so gross, I won't even go to the bathroom in them. How horny and/or trashed do you have to be to have sex in one of them?
You're at the bottom of the barrel when you're blogging about port-a-potty sex in a riddle.
But I digress..
You're at the bottom of the barrel when you're blogging about port-a-potty sex in a riddle.
But I digress..
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