Sunday, April 28, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 13, 2012

What B- list actress and I am probably being generous there but her name which is A list kind of boosts the actress list a little higher had sex the other night and told a model that it was like being a virgin again because it had been so long. She also said she probably won't see the guy again because he kept saying, I can't believe I'm having sex with you repeatedly.

Katie Holmes

16 comments:

timebob said...

Katie was the common guess I think the guy was her lawyer.

Unknown said...

Hasn't this been revealed already?

OKay said...

No, we're just so good that everybody knew it at the time!

Anon said...

Cruise could have did better than her. She doesn't seem as appealing now than previously when she was married.

Count Jerkula said...

That is hot. So, how many years do you need to keep a woman locked in a gimp box to re-virginize her?

Is there some CO$ technique to accomplish this in a timely manner? Like maybe tightness is directly related to thetan level? Maybe that purple crap on her arms had something to do with it.

Oh wait, maybe she was talking about the awkwardness of it. That makes more sense. Judging by how emits the sexiness of a stone, I would imagine every time is as awkward as virgin sex.

Also, YOUR KATIE F'N HOLMES!, tell the guy to shut up and keep thrusting.

Only funny line ever to be in the show Girls, "Can we play the quiet game?"


CF98 said...

I find it hard to believe that a guy that talkative didn't spill this to the tabloids by now(if its true which I'm not sure of since these are blind items after all)

Anonymous said...

This is 100% made up.

CJ said...

She could have meant it had been a long time as in maybe months because Tom was travelling and filming a movie away from her. Just saying. I personally dont think Katie is a victim or to be pitied as she entered into that relationship with Tom.

Aoife said...

I think most people guessed this one.

sandybrook said...

Haha sounds like she forgot how to do things w/o a turkey baster.

Silly Girl said...

It was probably meant to be Katie, but I really doubt it's her. I would think the guy would have run straight to the tabloids, OR, how could Enty have known this?! I doubt Katie spilled the beans. She's probably still so freaked out about everything. I seriously doubt this blind is true.

Robert said...

So, did he say, "I can't believe I'm having sex with you" repeatedly, or "I can't believe I'm having sex with you repeatedly?"

marie-ski said...

Lol :-)

Count Jerkula said...

@Robert: I'm guessing it was almost like she wasn't there, "I can't believe I'm fucking Katie Holmes. You know how surreal it feels to fuck Katie Holmes. I jerked off to you sooo many times, it is amazing I'm getting to fuck Katie Holmes."

Any dude so much of a tool to do that, is going to leave the apartment and repeat it to anyone and everyone he meets. He shoulda kept his mouth shut and thought to himself, "What kinda filthy shit can I do with/to Katie Holmes."

Unknown said...

What a dumbass, who does that? If this is true, I'm embarrassed FOR her.

This "blind item" is a load of hot steaming bullshit.

Rose said...

I'm not sure I believe this. The blind would have to come from the actress. How many people close to her would she have told that would then turn around and leak this?

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