Saturday, April 27, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 31, 2012

So, this foreign born A list(barely) movie actor is foreign born and also will sleep with anything that has a pulse. He has been seeing a woman(#1) for almost 3 months now which she thinks is a world record. It would be if he was not also sleeping with one of the other women(#2) from the same commercial in which the three of them starred. He has told #1 that they need to keep their relationship secret because he is known for being a ladies man and if women thought he was unavailable then it would be bad for his career. It is so #2 does not find out because he loves having both women think they are the only ones in his life. He says the sex has never been better and if he had known this before he would have always had 2 or 3 women who thought they were the only ones.

Gerard Butler

35 comments:

DewieTheBear said...

I'm unclear on this. Is he foreign born? :)

f281561 said...

I'm not sure where you are getting that. I got that he was from Lincoln, Nebraska ;)

nudibelle said...

what commercial?
who are the idiots?

nudibelle said...

gerard is scottish

MadLyb said...

Gerard, you dirty dawg! I'm sure any woman who gets with this know's he's a huge manwhore.

I think this is the commercial:
http://youtu.be/bv_HB4IWvu0

MrWolf said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6PuK7LzP6w

Don't know how to make it clicky, but there you go.

MrWolf said...

Oh, and the brunette waitress is Madalina Ghenea.

just curious said...

Play on,playa'

MissInfo said...

Yep...I read it elsewhere that it's Madalina from when they filmed the Super Max razor commercial. I'll have to see the commercial now to find out who the poor sap is!

MISCH said...

no surprise

HannahBanana said...

Zzzzzzzzzz ......

Tina Mallette said...

the blond police officer




Anna Nonymous said...

Karma's a bitch, baby. Watch out. It's all fun and games now, til you get caught or actually want someone to trust you that you've screwed over.

Del Riser said...

We'll know he's serious when he meets someone and doesn't sleep with her within the first few hours of the meeting.
He must be full of oats since he seems to be able to sow it at will,
but that stuff has got to be getting old.

audrey said...

I don't find him attractive at all. Even when he was buff for that movie that made him famous, there was something about his face that just made him unappealing to me. Now he looks doughy and drunk and full of diseases.

Vita Brevis said...

Just ewww

B626 said...

Yes there is something crooked about his face maybe he has to contort it to lose the scottish accent. Still, I thought he was extremely dooable in The Ugly Truth-nothing before or after.

shopgirl said...

Luckily I can't put a face to the name.

mngddess said...

He was on Howard Stern recently and admitted to having a girlfriend. That's not hiding it!

J said...

+1

J said...

+1

roxie said...

it's hiding it if the other woman thinks it's her. Did he say the girlfriends name? doubt it.

Mari said...

Aye Gerry, yer a right wee ratbag, aren't ye? Ah dinna ken whit everyboady else says, but tae me that's the kinna thing ye get wi' a saddie oot the lucky bag!


Gerry will understand that. :))

Topper Madison said...

I'm just shocked that Gerald Butler is considered A-list (even barely) and Kate Winslet is a solid B+ list. Seriously, that blows, Enty. Get a clue.

Brenda L said...

WOOF WOOF!

lazyday603 said...

This blind has been reviewed and approved by The Department of Redundancy Department.

paula said...

That commercial kind of grosses me out.

nevermindthat said...

Butler was born in Scotland

nevermindthat said...

Butler was born in Scotland

nevermindthat said...

Butler was born in Scotland

lazyday603 said...

Never mind that nevermindthat. Butler is obviously Scottish. The comment is on the double use of foreign born in the 1st sentence:

"..this foreign born A list(barely) movie actor is foreign born.."

nevermindthat said...

Butler was born in Scotland

nevermindthat said...

Butler was born in Scotland

nevermindthat said...

Butler was born in Scotland

lazyday603 said...

And Rainman was born in Ohio.