Sunday, May 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 21, 2012

Which troubled actress who used to be B list when she is a Tween but is probably more famous now than she ever was as an actress has been calling random people in her phone and asking them if they want to come over and have sex. Straight out asking them. No beating around the bush. Just come over right then if you want to have sex with her. She says it a little more crudely, but the point is made. The thing is she is calling every guy in her phone regardless of whether they were a boyfriend or if they are married or if they are old or young. The four people I spoke to all turned her down. She is getting yesses, but not as many as you think.

Amanda Bynes

18 comments:

Lucy said...
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Gypsy said...

That points to some pretty severe abuse issues.

The BLS said...

This girl needs help. Although I admire her persistence in trying to find someone to murder her vagina.

HannahBanana said...

Lmfao!!!! Yep no one can say she doesn't work to get that thing murdered!

Elle said...

Sounds a lot like bipolar issues. She's having a Britney type meltdown. Where are her parents? This makes me respect the hell out of Jamie Spears.

Sherry said...

Okay no matter what she and some of her friends may say, this is not normal behavior. At the very least it's a sexual addiction. She's fine? Yeah don't think so.

bar fly said...

Ugh, how is it possible no one can help this girl?! I understand an addict doesnt stop until only they are ready but there are obvious and legitiate signs that point to mental health issues. Praying for her...

bar fly said...

*legitimate i need a bloody mary -.-

Charlotte. said...

Sad sad sad

Steampunk Jazz said...

when she switches to the white pages....

Diana G said...

She has to be the answer to that blind about going up to a random guy at club and asking him the same thing.

jaariel said...

This is turning into a Code-10, Man Down situation. Her family needs to quietly legally assume all her assets & bank accts & take her to a semi-deserted island & feed her fresh whole foods & let her swim in the ocean & keep her away from all media, social or otherwise. And take a Dr along, just in case.

Count Jerkula said...

Mandy, I'm going to create a throw away email to put on my profile later. Hit me up so I can get in the rotation. I'm only 1.5-2hrs out of Mandy-hattan. I'll bring rubbers and weed. We can puff up and hit an "adult toy" store for some fun accessories.

If you like we can hit up some stores and I'll film some twerking vids for you. That shit is popular now, you need to get on that train. "twerkin by da gerkin" in the pickle aisle would be YouTube gold.

Check around 7-8PM for the email. I gots shits to do before then.

Take care babe.

Carla said...

He probably saved her life! I was thinking the same thing the other day?!

Tyger Lilly said...

Charlie Sheen - Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes - Charlie Sheen
There. I have just brought the Hollywood STD chain full-circle in one easy step! You're welcome.

Dishtlk said...

OMG. Bra. Vo.
True and hilarious!

SophiaB said...

Hawt times in the Citay! Show 'em how it's done Count!

kate27 said...

THIS is gold, Count Jerkula!