Sunday, May 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed


September 20, 2012

#1 - This A+ list actor takes a break between filming movies by spending a week with one or two women who don't speak a word of English. He says it helps him to relax because he can focus strictly on the sex and pleasure and not be cluttered with words.

Sean Penn


30 comments:

G said...

They probably feel the same way. Can't imagine he'd contribute much to conversation.

Vera L- said...

Vom.

nettalovesrobin said...

My boyfriend speaks English and i do too but he still has no idea what im saying!

Steampunk Jazz said...

he's just a gift that keeps on giving

Anna Nonymous said...

I'd like to clutter his life with a few choice words. "disgusting, scumbag, slimey, smarmy, douchebag,perverted p.o.s"would be a few of the words I'd use.

Nemesis said...

Wow.

Megan said...

This!!

Megan said...

This!!

Seachica said...

I would have thought "you smell" would be easily understood in any language

timebob said...

Hahahaha Seachica you beat me to the punch line

Karen said...

I think most men fantasize about doing what he is doing! Hehe! Some females really dont know when to shut it.

Me said...

sounds good to me, lol. wow, when sean penn sounds like wisdom, you have issues.

whocaresnow12 said...

I know for a fact this is BS.

Gypsy said...

@Steampunk Jazz-- I see what you did there, you mean like herpes! Snicker.

VIPblonde said...

...Looking for love in all the wrong places

lower_scott_hill said...

wonder if that's why he likes hanging out in all the third world parts of the globe - i always guessed he was just there for the charity work and the politics. can't stand listening to him when he talks about what he thinks. (even if i agree) he was great in MILK tho...

bar fly said...

Just watched a rerun of Bourdain in Haiti and Sean Penns charity work was a major point in the show. Makes you wonder...

auntliddy said...

Amen! And mb they feel same way- dont want to deal with sir douchyt, just want the sex!! Lol

Blondie! said...

just reading this reveal made me want to take a shower. The more I learn about Mr. Penn, the squickier I feel.
URGH

Meli said...

If he gags them, it serves the same purpose...said my mom

I must go shower and hide her 50 Shades of Grey books

Charlotte. said...

I really hope Robin Wright is genuinely happy now with her younger beau. And ugh to Scarlett for climbing on top of Penn's peen.

Blondie! said...

@Charlotte--thanks, now I have a visual I can't get out of my head. It's of Scarjo using a ladder and....ACK

Count Jerkula said...

Hot. I wish I knew if he went for Eastern Euros, Asians or South Americans. Does he have pimps fly em in or does he travel to their homelands?

PJJ said...

Lmao!

Charlotte. said...

@ Blondie, you're welcome! And, sorry.

Blondie! said...

@Charlotte, in my mind it's a twisted cartoon--animation. A tiny woman climbing up a ladder to the ickiness that is Penn....lol

Mooshki said...

whocaresnow12, how could you know that for a fact?

surfer said...

How could you Mooshki, unless of course you wrote it?

Tyger Lilly said...

And this is a problem because? I once dated a super hot Russian guy & the sex was awesome, I just thought we had a bit of a language barrier. The more English he learned, the more I realized he was just a pretty moron.

Henriette said...

I totally understand this! My husband's first language isn't English (thank God) so when he get's excited, I don't know what the hell he's saying! He could be saying, "your ass is as big as a truck,"but I wouldn't know. Too many times I've had some ahole mess up the mood by saying something stupid like, "you look better with your clothes off" or "you're not as big as I thought." All that would have sounded better in another language.

Sean Penn has the right idea.