Friday, June 21, 2013

Blind Item #5

This A+ list mostly movie actress recently went under the knife to have a breast augmentation. She thinks it will make people like her more. She went from a large A to large B. I think a smile would work better.

77 comments:

Lolapie said...

Anne Hathaway

ReacherB said...

Kristen Stewart...

Jaxxxy said...
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Cathy said...

KStew - AnnE was already bigger than a large A (as seen in Love and Other Drugs)

auntliddy said...

On board with kstew

Sugar said...

Strange logic.

Count Jerkula said...

Kstew. Sad, as she should have done more topless before getting bolt ons, but atleast she did a tasteful increase.

Cindy said...

maybe Rooney Mara?

Mari said...

Well, I know for me kindness, humour, cleverness, and charisma all take a back sear to having B cup breasts in what makes someone liked.
Sheesh! I think KStew is a good guess.

MISCH said...

Portman...

VIPblonde said...

@Reacher Yep. Great job!!

Faith said...

I agree that the smile comment points to Kstew, but she doesn't strike me as the boob job type. Doesn't she wear sneakers like up until she physically steps on the red carpet? I just don't think she's has this kind of mindset.

crila16 said...

KStew is an A+? I think she's an excellent guess, and it probably is her...but I think Enty is being way too kind if he's calling her an A+. She's not even close to an Angie, Brad, DeNiro, Nicholson, Smith status.

couriergrrrrl said...

How is KStew mostly movie? Shouldn't she be all movie? Or do the mostly/all/movie/tv clues mean absolutely nothing anymore?

Count Jerkula said...

@VIP: Thank you very much. If you happen to have a gif of her ass laying around, I can properly estimate my tissue budget for the weekend.

I must say, I am liking the cherry read nipples. Takes me back to the Playboys and Hustlers of my youth. Now practically everything you see are pales and tans.

VIPblonde said...

@Count

skimpymist said...

How the mighty have fallen. Kstew used to make such a big deal about wanting privacy and not caring what others thought of her when the whole time she felt the opposite. Now that her franchise is over and she needs the fame and celebrity friends/contacts No one cares that much anymore. She's a classic example of what happens when you burn too many bridges.

VIPblonde said...

@Lola Anne doesn't need 'em ;)

Count Jerkula said...

OH MY GROIN!

VIP, I honestly don't know whether to love you or hate you. So much for getting out of the house and interacting with humans this weekend.

I am also conflicted about KStew. I find her physically attractive, but all she does is project pissy misery. It all swirls around to conjure nothing but thoughts of hate sex. That would either break the facade, and allow real emotions to flow, or give her something legit to be miserable about. Either way, that soft lil pale butt has Fun Time written all over it.

Once again, Thank You.

skimpymist said...

@VIP you forgot to put NSFW after your link

MISCH said...

on second thought maybe The Goop

skimpymist said...

Here I am at my desk and next thing I know kstew's boobies are out in full force.

Melissa said...

Erm...Stew is A+???

Renoblondee said...

Don't you have to have won an Oscar to be A +?

Lulu G said...
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VIPblonde said...

*****General Disclaimer: All of my links are NSFW, all the time*****

Count Jerkula said...

AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! You lured me in with all the hottie gifs then dry gulched me with cock!!!!!!!!!

MadamChef said...

VIP, thanks for slipping one in for the ladies. I heart Jason Segel's towel drop!

VIPblonde said...

@Count I gave you your weekend back ... temporarily :)

Sugar said...

Jason Segal is awesome. So is his package.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Thank you!

Anna Belle said...
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sandybrook said...

With all the free porn to d/l and get off on people cum in here to get themselves off? :(

Anna Belle said...

Screw is NOT A+ also she already got a boob job for Rupert...the girl is NOT smart...the rents really should made her stay in school & not supplied her with pot

VIPblonde said...

CDaN is a full service site

Count Jerkula said...

I watched that last one enough to memorize and be able to close my eyes and make it Marissa Tomei kissing her.

Sparky McGee said...

GOOP

Rosemary Young said...

Jerkula and VIP Blonde should marry. Count & Countess Jerkula!

Count Jerkula said...

@Rosemary Young: I hear VIP is a Size Queen, so unless that's talkin bout bellies, it wouldn't work out :(

VIPblonde said...

Truth

LottaColada said...

LMAO!!! I remember when I first that @VIP ;-)

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Um, VIP: Can the straight ladies here get some more peen, please? Colin Farrell & Michael Fassbender would be nice to start with, but I'm sure there are plenty of others out there. (Remember, it ain't got a thing if it ain't got that schwing!)

Mango said...

For such a petite girl, KStew has a surprisingly slack looking ass. It's not perky at all.

LottaColada said...

Yes, I agree with Robin! More Colin Farrell, preferably something from his sex tape.

VIPblonde said...

One for the girls Colin Farrell

Count Jerkula said...

#1: BBC sure brought out all the other Size Queens around here. I'm sure when just curious is done drooling over it, I'll hear how BBC is racist.

#2: Mango, she is veal, like Swifty. Next to no muscling whatsoever. She would probably get even pissier if a guy said anything, so he would have to just get her in the right position to work the glutes. According to this article, Squatting Cowgirl or Lotus would work. http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/health/sex/better-sex-guide/sex-positions-that-double-as-exercise/?page=4

a non a miss said...

Cawks and bewbs- the only way to start the weekend off right

Thanks VIP :D

VIPblonde said...

One for the dudes

LottaColada said...

@VIP- Holy moly! thank you for your dedication to making us the perviest of gossip blogs :)

VIPblonde said...

Michael Pitt

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you for the Marisa gif, but I still must protest the yam bag that proceeded it, so I'm gonna show off some vajazzling. NSFW Hello Kitty

VIPblonde said...

Just for @count

Count Jerkula said...

I think if I squint I can see her liver trying to claw its way out and run toward safety.

VIPblonde said...

Peter Sarsgaard

Count Jerkula said...

Well VIP, if you ever come down on the height requirements for your thrill ride and ask me to marry you Here is my NSFW answer

VIPblonde said...

Vincent Gallo

Count Jerkula said...

Since this is like the dick pic thread now, for anyone who heard me mention Shorty Mac in the past, but didn't want to taint your Google history here ya go

VIPblonde said...

@Count LOL!!! This gives new meaning to the term "disco stick" and I kind of dig it!

Maille K Martin said...

Ms. Rooney Mara

Count Jerkula said...

I don't know VIP, that may scratch ya.

VIPblonde said...

Shemar Moore

mlovesny said...

Leave Anne Hathaway alone!

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librariantobe said...

I don't think Kristen Stewart is A-list either. For that matter I don't think she'd go to such extremes to make people like her when she gives off the vibe that she couldn't care less what people think of her.

I'm surprised no one's guessed the most obvious guess: Goopy.

KittyKatMeow said...

@VIP thank you for the giggles today :)

NaughtyNurse said...

On what planet is Kristen Stewart A+ list? This might be her, but that ranking is so far off base it isn't even funny. A+ is Academy Award nominee/winner level, not grungy, miserable, lucky to have been cast in the Twilight series. I was thinking more along the lines of Nicole Kidman.

MollyMo said...

She has zero boobies.

zeldafitzgerald said...

Whoa. anne hathaway has AMAZING breasts!!!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

I love u VIP! And Count!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Marissa T was beautiful!!!

Popnursing said...

HOORAY!!! FFF has finally returned!! I love you VIP.

Hegg said...

Zoe Saldana I was thinking.

B Smears said...

You're on gossip websites at work? Isn't that dishonest using your paid hours for recreational uses? I couldn't do that and sleep at night.

HannahBanana said...

WOW! That's insane!!!!!

HannahBanana said...

With, unfortunately, a side of beef curtains...

Count Jerkula said...

@Hannah: Them aint beef curtains. YOu get 1/2 sandwich worth of roast beef outta them at best. Now These things *NSFW* you would get curtains out of, but they look more suitable for shoe leather.

Giraffe-in-a-tutu said...

best.thread.ever.

so many screen captures my phone needs a cigarette.

requests for hot ginger female please.