Friday, June 21, 2013

Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant

It looks like Rachel Zoe's worst nightmare has happened again. She is going to be required to eat more than once a week. The stylist/designer, who is losing clients faster than Paris Hilton gets undressed for coke, wanted the baby to probably be a story line for next season on her show. Too bad for her there will be no next season. Rachel, who probably gained one pound during her last pregnancy, vows this time to lose weight during her pregnancy. Do you think Rachel has ever had chocolate? It just goes to show you that no matter how underweight you are or whether your bobble head might fall off at any time because of your lack of eating that you can still get pregnant. Last time Rachel was pregnant she had her pregnancy as part of her show. Maybe she thinks she will get a new show because of this.

43 comments:

LottaColada said...

Ick. Nast!

Jessie said...

She's losing clients because she can't dress real women. J Law's first Oscars carpet in that Calvin Klein dress was genius (don't know if that would have been Zoe) and she's just worn these gowns that completely cover her awesome figure. I'd be wearing body con everything of I curved like that

greenmountaingal said...

How did she even get pregnant? Bitch doesn't even eat.

MISCH said...

But her little boy is chubby and adorable...

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Patty said...

This is the second mean post I've read about her pregnancy. Unnecessary.

T. E. Cuz said...

yeah, i'm actually really surprised. at a low body weight/body fat %, a female will lose her period and her body will pause that department.

maybe she is slowly coming back into normalcy (or her version of it?) with a little bit more low-cal food?

anyways. congrats, i hope she stays healthy.

Henriette said...

I'm shocked she could even get pregnant being that skinny. Also, she keeps lying about her age. She's no triple Virgo and 41.

VIPblonde said...

I'm so excited about this!!!!! Sky Sky is one of the cutest celeb babies IMHO. And I hope her show gets renewed too! Mazel!!

Gossip Marmalade said...

Her little boy is so adorable. A really beautiful kid. I actually enjoy her show in a mindless distraction kind of way.

I feel like she did the egg sorting thing so she'll have a girl. She talked about wanting a little girl named Luna on last season of her show. I'm not going to lie...I'm jealous of any child of hers that gets to play dress up w/ her clothes.

O'Really said...

These mean girl posts make me feel like I'm in junior high again. I miss the real Enty.

FrenchGirl said...

Nasty post!
And congrats for Zoe and her family

Martita L said...

I don't care one way or the other about Rachel Zoe but I agree that this is over-the-top mean girl writing. I couldn't believe I read the sentence "[Zoe]...vows this time to lose weight during her pregnancy." It is not funny and is really an uncalled-for level of vitriol. I like snark as much as the next gossip-blog addict, but it's exponentially better when there is some wit or humor involved, not just slagging. I hope this is just a misstep and not the start of a trend here.

Ms Cool said...

Maybe she really wanted another baby just because she enjoys being a parent!

KLM said...

I agree w/ @Martita L. Lame.

hollywood dime said...

The bitchy, cynical tangents have gotten out of control. The attempts at humor are cheap and lame. Either take a writing class or hire somebody funny.

car54 said...

I'm happy for them--Rodger really wanted another child, and she seemed to have a really smooth first pregnancy.
I am glad for Sky--it will be nice for him to have a sibling--I do hope they have a girl so Rachel can dress her up--that's part of the fun of little girls.

She seems to be a good mother--he always looks happy in pictures and on their show.

Discobitch said...

I have no idea what a Rachel Zoe is but hope she has a happy healthy pregnancy and the kid gets fed even if she doesn't ear

DystopicallyMe said...

this and the Kimye post are very bitter

Iceberg said...

I think "losing clients faster than Paris Hilton gets undressed for coke" is hysterical.

I feel bad for the poor baby. At least her son has a chance at a normal life. If she has a daughter, she's going to have enormous pressure to look good.

yodelay said...

The sumner intern Enty has been using really needs to learn the difference between wit and bitchiness.

Congrats to the other Zoe and her hubby.

Anonymous said...

the fuck?! Bitch said that she's going to try and lose weight during this pregnancy? WTF?!
But I do LOVE the faster than Paris gets undressed for coke, instant classic Entward.

dawn bee said...

Stop being such a dick, Enty!

MadamChef said...

Meow, meow!!

Mama Abroad said...

I like the show and find her amusing. She can laugh at herself, which I like.

annabella said...

yes, no reason to make fun of her for being pregnant. her son is adorable and chubby. she didn't get pregnant to get a show, she got pregnant because she and hub wanted another kid.

enough of the rachel zoe hate. I personally can't take the show, but, the woman has magnificent taste in dresses and is supremely talented.

888 said...

Wow, gotta love the sef-righteous "I'M SO OFFENDED!!" bullshit from you people. Get the fuck outta here, who gives a shit about Rachel Zoe enough to defend her "honor" over this? It's obvious she has an eating disorder, she's a vapid moron and it's wrong to point that out? Maybe you should get off the internet if this is so offensive because this is one of the least offensive, tamest sites around. If you want hugbox bullshit go to Celebitchy. Jesus. Whining ass motherfuckers.

Susan said...

Dude, the real shocker is that Rodger is straight. I'm sure a fashion whore such as Zoe wants a girl. Is she really losing clients? JLaw was gorg at the Oscars.

Diana G said...

I can't believe Rachel has out right said she wanted to lose weight during this pregnancy - that's absolutely crazy.
My husband's aunt only gained 9 lbs during her pregnancy - and she ate whatever she wanted.

Jacaranda said...

She has an unbelievably beautiful child, who looks happy and healthy. I think it's great she's having a second.

Sherry said...

I think her husband is very cute and they probably wanted Sky (okay stupid name-sorry)to have a sibling.

She is losing customers though and it's because she demands them to be too thin. And I think she's put some not real flattering dresses on JLaw that have not showcased her figure.

I think she has body dysmorphic disorder. EAT woman!!

Jenn said...

Whatever fat crabby bitch who wrote this article probably eats enough chocolate to make up for Rachel zoe. No worries!

Krissie said...

I love stories from people who have seen Rachel Zoe at restaurants.

Isn't Rachel known for trying to shame her clients into losing weight, even when they're already thin? Apparently that's why she lost so many of her famous clients. I have no problem with people making fun of her weight in that case. Turnabout is fair play.

mlovesny said...

Ditto.

Raspy said...

anna nonyamous (sooo clever) and Diana G you two have got to be the dumbest motherf*ckers around. Jesus Christ.

MadamChef said...

Ya know, raspy, coming onto a gossip blog and calling people dumb for commenting on celeb gossip doesn't exactly qualify you for Mensa status.

Raspy said...

Nope it doesn't. But at least I understand a joke when I read it, and I recognize a troll and don't feed it. But you guys I singled out go on being outraged that Rachel is supposedly "looking to lose weight," and fighting with JC in every post that mentions ''white folks." Honestly, there are just dummies on here. It is amusing though, in small doses.

MadamChef said...

Valid points, but you could leave the "dummies" alone instead of calling them names. Isn't that a form of trolling? It's not like calling someone a dummy will make them smarter or call someone a troll will make them stop trolling. jc is an asshole and I'll tell her to fuck off daily if needed, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have valid points sometimes and we can engage. Discourse > insult.

Raspy said...

So telling JC to ''fuck off" is discourse, not insult? Got it.
And I believe if the aforementioned ladies read my comment and realized they had misread, it WOULD make them smarter.

MadamChef said...

*calling someone a troll
*that doesn't mean... we can't engage

oh for an edit button to correct these unfortunate swift typing errors

MadamChef said...

You miss the point, raspy. If jc makes a valid point, that makes for valid discourse. If jc is being an ass and making racist remarks, fuck off. See the difference?

Valid discourse online (especially in a "forum" like this) isn't easy. Context, context. All I'm saying is, insulting people who simply read something the wrong way serves no useful purpose. You could've say, hey anna and diana, read a little closer, the entities are messing with you. Instead, you chose the "you two have got to be the dumbest motherf*ckers around."

Superiority complex? Just quit smoking? (Been there, it's a bitch.) Stuck in traffic? (Another bitch.) Generally grumpy?

Any which way, troll the trolls. It's a lot more fun than picking on people who may not get the joke.

I honestly I hope I am not proving the latter point of my above post here.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

I am amazed she she is having a 2nd child. Her first is just adorable though! Love seeing Sky! Good for Rachel! More to her than "maj, bananas, or I die" for whatever or whoever...

califblondy said...

Good for her. I'm happy for her family, she seemed ito have an easy pregnancy with Sky Sky. Is it official that her show was canceled? I thought she was hilarious.

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