Wednesday, June 19, 2013

A Possible Kanye West Baby Name & He Makes Fun Of People With Parkinson's Disease

According to Media Takeout, they say the name of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's new baby is Kaidence Donda West. I could see some kind of tribute to Kanye's mother (above) in the name and then I guess the Kai in Kaidence would be a combination of the two first names of Kim and Kanye who the baby will probably never see. Do you honestly think that Kim is going to drag the baby all over the world as she follows Kanye from country to country in hopes of getting five minutes with him? Do you think Kim is going to take the baby with her when she is running all over the world trying to make a buck? I think that baby is going to stay back in Los Angeles being looked after by nannies.

As for Kanye and his sensitivity, he has none for people with Parkinson's Disease. In his new record he has a line that says someone is shaking like they have Parkinson's. Not cool.

68 comments:

libby said...

This K-Krap naming-suspense reminds me of really having to pee. Dunno why.

a non a miss said...

klASSy all the way

Henriette said...

What a dumb name.

Henriette said...

They should name the kid "Klassy."

Pip said...

I see a future Kaidence Kardashian West sex tape when this kid is of age. That, or shitty music that is supposed to be rap. KK and Kanye are two of the biggest assholes out there. This poor thing doesn't have a chance of growing up to be a normal human.

Jules_345 said...

I always hope that seeing a little baby that you made and that relies on you will change a person, make them want to be better.

I know, not very damn likely in this case.

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Nutty_Flavor said...

Wait, he has horrible things to say about women of all colors, ages, and moral codes, but we should be outraged about the Parkinson's insult?

Cathy said...

The Parkinson's line is tacky, but it's not the most offensive thing in the world. I wonder if anyone else had that same line in a song, whether Enty would make such a big deal about it.

Henriette said...

Kanye West hates everyone but himself, so I'm not surprised he makes idiotic comments.

greenmountaingal said...

Kaidence sounds like a stripper name. I was hoping for something klassier like Kartier or Karat.

a non a miss said...

Eminem had similar lyrics in his last album, he was making fun of Michael J Fox.

Bacon Ranch said...

..because rappers are known for being pc, right?

crila16 said...

Yeah...shaking is a symptom of Parkinson's disease. I have an aunt who has it. Everyday another person is offended by something. Coming from Kanye, it's just pure ignorance, but shaking is a symptom. What can you do.

Tyger Lilly said...

As a public figure, Kanye is an asshole, no argument there. But getting on him about a line in a song referencing someone shaking like they have Parkinsons? I spend much of my day taking care of my mother who has Parkinsons, and guess what? They have tremors (shake). Rappers have been talking about bitches & Ho's, smackin' that ass, rape, sex with teenage girls, etc. for years. Lil Wayne just stomped and danced all over an American flag. Kanye has a reputation for actually putting thought into his lyrics most of the time, and I actually like a lot of his stuff. People need to quit trying to find things to hate about him, his behavior provides plenty of justification for that.

And I like the name Kaidence Donda. We all knew it would start with a K, and the Donda is clearly for his mom. It's not nearly as weird as they could have gone (Blue Ivy, Apple, Dweezil...)

auntliddy said...

Actually kaidence isnt so bad if that is her name. Her father however, has all the sensitivity of a maggot when it comes to a chronic disease like parkinsons. What if someone rapped" hes sad like his momma just died getting surgery"? Not so funny,eh? I dont get why he's such an oaf-his mom was an educated woman.

Pip said...

It sounds like the name of an all natural brand of laxatives.

LottaColada said...

@Pip- LOL they should've named her Kashi after the cereal

Gossip Marmalade said...

I had a dog named Kai. Great dog.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Her name will be Kay for short. It works.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@a non a miss You're right, I had forgotten about Eminem's Michael J. Fox insults. I guess I just forgot about Eminem entirely.

Kanye's position now reminds me a bit of whom Eminem was around 2003 - America's enfant terrible, the guy who's allowed to say awful stuff because he's got some good beats, innovative production and has been designated 'authentic' by the chattering classes.

Which reminds me of a great quote from the (once incredibly hot) French actor Alain Delon "Un enfant terrible est un enfant terriblement malheureux."

It roughly translates to 'a child who behaves terribly is a child who is terribly unhappy.'

MadamChef said...

Nutty_Flavor, that's the perfect description of Pouty Face Kanye. He is terribly unhappy.

The Parkinson's line is insensitive, but hardly the worst as many have pointed out. Troll Wayne's Emmett Till line was much worse and worse than that was the Future guy saying that if it wasn't for he and Troll Wayne, hundreds of kids wouldn't have known who Emmett Till was. He's right but for the wrong reasons.

SusanB said...

They're calling her Kay? NOOOOOOOOO - that was my mother's nickname! *bangs head against wall*

Tempestuous Grape said...

Oh, I don't know for sure! Kay just sounds like the most logical nickname. Kaidence sounds like a boys name to me, but Kay doesn't.

La Descarada said...

Kustody Kase

Kivy Kblue (K's silent of course)

Klass Personified

Kryptonite

Diana G said...

Ooh, I love Kustody Kase and Kryptonite!! Great suggestions!!
:-)

Ja'mie King said...

I was holding out for Kleopatra!

Kaidence Donda is an ugly name.

Mari said...

My friend is named Kenya, she was scared that would be the name, but my Godson pointed out that would be too normal!

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Media Takeout is pure conjecture.

Shaking us a reaction to the medication not the disease.

Kaidence isn't HORRIBLE and honoring his late mother isn't a shocker, considering how devastated he was at her untimely death. Still don't think that is the name though. Besides, they're probably too focused on getting her lungs healthy at this point. 5 weeks early is rough on littles.

Anonymous said...

Kim + Kanye = kunts

kelgela2 said...

I hope that baby stays with Khloe as much as possible because we all know Kim is going to be chasing Kanye all over the world.

Cee Kay said...

Uh, no, one of the first and main symptoms of Parkinson's is the shaking. The meds help to control it.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

He also uses the N word but you crackers are all ok with that because you use it to! Get the fuck off this guys dick? Yezzus Christ! How come you cunts never make any mention of anyone white fucker who just had a baby and is on tour? Half of the white assholes in Hollywood or meth heads, or dope fiends but its cool as long as they don't say anything about Parkinsons. I need to change my username and just point out all the fucking bullshit, semi veiled racist shit on this site.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

You see a blk man with a white woman and your fuckin heads explode. You mad bro?

AKM said...

Yeah, Kaidence isn't too bad in my book. I kinda liked it ever since I first heard it in SHALLOW HAL. (Please don't judge, heheheh.)

detown359 said...

There's reports that it's Kaidence Donda Georgia West. Georgia as a tribute to his home state and George, which was her father's middle name.

I'm not big on Kaidence but Kai is cute. They could have just gone with that instead of using it as the nickname.

Robert said...

Actually, I despise Kanye West and consider him to be utter trash. I also had a close relative who had Parkinson's. But to me, this seems overblown. Referring to someone shaking like he/she has Parksinson's is merely a descriptive term which will provide a vivid mental image to most people. It really isn't disrespectful in and of itself. People with Parkinson's DO shake uncontrollably at times. That's just a simple fact.

megan00m said...

This enty is annoying me...parkinsons pc this, johnny depp kiddies that, serena rape victim...compared to drugs, sex and illegal activites depicted usually on CDAN... this new stuff BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNG

MadamChef said...

Hey single dude, you drinking along with Kathie Lee and Hoda? Might want to dial it back a bit. Midday hangovers can't be fun.

HannahBanana said...

They shouldve just named the kid after what PMK will undoubtedly use her for, Ka$h.

greenmountaingal said...

I love Shallow Hal! I think it's hilarious.

FlirtyChick74 said...

And good morning to you Single Man! What a way to kick start the day. Yeah, this site is full of double standards, mood swings, and other inexplicable things. However, calling people cunts and whatever else causes the convo to spiral into a different direction and for people to lose focus as well as the loss of credibility.

As for Kaidence, it's not a name I like because it does sound and look stripperish. However, I do recognize the nod to music. Dictionary.com defines cadence as a rhythmic flow that is nonmetrically structured. I imagine that they want her to make her own mark in the world that is unbound by other people's beliefs of what is right.

Tyger Lilly said...

Cee Kay - the meda only help for so long, but once the disease progresses nothing does. But you are right, shaking isn't necessarily the main symptom, "bridling" is (hard to describe, kind of like cobra-necking for those who aren't familiar) and loss of balance & motor function. My mom wobbles, shuffles, and falls a lot. Ugh.

Kate said...

Its not Knorth West?!? I thought that would be a golden name.

parissucksliterally said...

Remember the stuffed gorilla that wore a sign that said "Gonga loves you"? That is what I picture in my head whenever I hear "Donda". (NO, it is NOT because she was a black lady)

I really thought the name would be Karat. Because they are so klassy and love diamonds.

Munch said...

I thought it would be much more exotic and klassy, something like Khlamydia Ka$h-M'oneh.

Rose said...

It would seem so much nicer if it was Cadence.

SophiaB said...

My grandma had it. The drugs took her mind away. I miss her. She lived with us until the disease advanced. I was too young to realize what I was doung and was embarrassed by her. I now love to hang out with the old folk, and do so in honor of my grandmeres. I was very lucky to he so loved by two very different women. Here's to Annie Ellie (the one with Parkinsons), and Maly (the Swiss Spitfire).

Love to all who have been affected by Parkinsons. It is a shame that the cures are so long in arriving. Stem cell research seems so promising. What is taking so long???

SophiaB said...

That is so perfect! Gets MY vote.

Mango said...

See, my money was on "Kerfuffle". Second choice was an ass-kissy nod to Madonna with "Kabbalah", but of kourse Kim lets us down. Again.

Iceberg said...

I think Kaidence is pretty. It could've been so much worse.

Anothergrayhare said...

My FIL has Parkinsons but doesn't have the shakes. They can be a symptom but not every Parkinson's patient gets them. The loss of mobility, frozen joints, shuffling is all typical. We thought it was severe arthritis until we had a specialist look at him because he didn't shake. As for the Kimye baby: don't know his music and never watched her show. Just think she's a famewhore.

NapAssasin said...

Winners, all of them. With yet another kid having to correct every person her whole goddamn life when they pronounce or spell her name. Kids love to be embarrassed by that shit- keep it up, parents. Oh, but we wanted something creative, they whine. Guess what? You change your name to that instead, go to the DMV and a job interview and introduce yourself as Kaidence or Zippity Do, Pilot Spector, etc and see if one other human takes you seriously. They don't. Give the kid a chance at a normal life you self absorbed twits. BTW I hope they name the kid North.

f281561 said...

I popped some popcorn to watch the epic custody and control battle start!

Cara said...

Perhaps if they spelled it correctly - Cadence - it wouldn't be so awful. Cutesy spelling of an established name is a trend that needs to go away.

Anyway. My money was on Knutsack and/or Karl's Jr.

NapAssasin said...

Best suggested names by far!

caydian said...

As long as it wasn't Caydian, I'm happy. :-)

auntliddy said...

Prob Kai, rhyming with guy.

auntliddy said...

Single, they are all useless twits. Feel better now sweetie?

888 said...

Single, if you think Kim is white, then you need glasses. She's Armenian, which is Central Asiatic. NOT white by any stretch of the imagination. So simmer down there, buddy. Don't make me come get you and put you to work picking my cotton, you're so uppity!

888 said...

Oh and they should've named the spawn KEEPITREAL Kardashian West. Yes, in all caps, one word. Keeping it REAL, yo!

abob said...

Cadence is kind of appropriate but the potential name does sound like a reasonably priced car: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Cadenza

Henriette said...

I think giving kids screwed up names is a form of child abuse.

PJJ said...

+1, the song is great. Well, the entire album.

Bangagong said...

I know this is completely off topic but has anyone else heard that James Gandolfini died?

Bubbles said...

Cadence would be an interesting name considering the definition of the word and Kanye being a rapper. And Armenia is in the caucus mountains, where the word caucasian comes from or did you never notice that asian made up caucasian? In other words, Kim's a white girl!

kj said...

khloe is dying to be a mom. she will raise the kid. kim will be looking for another pay check and she will never have another kid. this one ruined her body and i suspect she is in the hospital recovering from all her plastic surgery putting everything back where it used to be

iknowpeople said...

Tyger, please review what you wrote. You appear to condone vilifying people with disabilities in music...taking care of someone with a similar disease, so no need to do an attack

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