Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Blind Item #6

This former A list reality star who then became a B- list celebrity before returning to reality television says that when she started dating her husband she told him she would only marry him if he had his peen circumcised. They got married, so...

88 comments:

Hurricane Tiffany said...

Nicole Richie?

Sugar said...

No turtle necks for this gal either.

MissPinkKate said...

Jessica Simpson?

No Agenda Groupie said...

I couldn't care less if he's circumcised or not.

No guesses on this blind though

Sherry said...

Yeah lace curtain or not doesn't matter. Shallow. Hope he loves the hell out if her. That's gotta hurt.

Bacon Ranch said...

Peen? A guy writing Peen? Why didn't you just say wee-wee and be done with it, eh?

msgirl said...

Who says the present writer is a guy? Just another indication....

Kristin said...

Cavalerri. Was on Laguna Beach and the Hills and Dancing with the stars

gradybridges said...

You really think a pro football player with an ego like Cutler would chop off his peen to get married?

No clue on who but circumcision on babies is cruel and uneccessary

AKM said...

I have never ever seen an uncircumsized one in the flesh, pun intended.

Rosemary Young said...

@AKM - book your next vacation at a nude beach in Europe. You need to broaden your horizons! :-D

MontanaMarriott said...

I would think that they married a non American since circumcisions are standard here whereas in other parts of the world they are not.

gradybridges said...

cicumcision are not standard in America. They may be more common than Europe but they are not the standard.

SusanB said...

Non circumcised is an immediate turn off to me. No offense to those who are not cut. Just my personal preference.

mrjack said...

@SusanB - So you prefer the mutilated look? Nice.

I think its disgusting that doctors and mothers do this to healthy baby boys. Sorry but it makes me so angry when they could just wait until the child is old enough to make an informed decision. Especially when the procedure is irreversible.

So glad I wasn't born in the US.

Melissa said...

AKM - google image search is your friend.

auntliddy said...

Me either. Wonder what her deal was? I wont marry you unless you mutilate yourself!! Ewwww

auntliddy said...

Susan, questio, how the heck do u find out before the big reveal?

WareCat said...

Exactly @SusanB. TMI, but I was w/ a dude who wasn't circumcised before. Felt like my lady bits were being ripped out from the inside.

WareCat said...

@auntliddy, u can always ask if he's Jewish =p

Surrender Dorothy said...

I am strongly against circumcision, particularly on infants. Genital mutilation is genital mutilation, regardless of whether the baby is a boy or a girl! It shouldn't be allowed!

Also, an erect intact penis looks pretty much the same as a cut one (but without scars!) and intercourse tends to be more pleasurable for both parties when the foreskin hasn't been removed. It's weird to me how misinformed so many people are about it. In the US especially.

Cathy said...

I've only seen an uncut peen once and it totally weirded me out. Like it or not, grady, circumcised IS the norm in the us. And there are health benefits of circumcision.

Count Jerkula said...

Aint nobody got time for ant eaters.

stigs84 said...

I can't get with anyone that has an uncircumsized penis, it's a deal breaker for me. They just gross me out too much

Surrender Dorothy said...

Myth – Circumcising newborn baby boys produces health benefits later in life.

FACT – There is NO link between circumcision and better health. In fact, cutting a baby boy's genitals creates immediate health risks. The foreskin is actually an important and functional body part, protecting the head of the penis from injury and providing moisture and lubrication. Circumcision also diminishes sexual pleasure later in life.
http://www.intactamerica.org/learnmore

Katie Cunningham said...

Uncircumcized peen = better sex for both the man and the woman. There is no reason to mutilate boys anymore-we all bath every day (or should be).

Surrender Dorothy said...

Myth – Circumcision is routinely recommended and endorsed by doctors and other health professionals.

FACT – No professional medical association in the U.S. or anywhere else in the world recommends routine circumcision as medically necessary. In fact, leaving boys intact is now the norm in the U.S., with circumcision rates well below 40%.

http://www.intactamerica.org/learnmore

Count Jerkula said...

@SurrenderDorothy: Lil bit of slobber prolly makes a better lube than anything growing under a hoodie.

mars bars said...

^^this^^. I was not born in USA either but live there now. Huge culture shock when I was pregnant and all the ladies having boys planned to have them circumcised. My boy is still intact. No cosmetic surgery for this baby.

mrjack said...

@Cathy - The health benefits are minimal or the results of studies are inconclusive. They mostly involve a reduction in risk of transmitting/contracting STIs but wearing a condom is infinitely safer.

This is hardly an issue for infants and if a grown man/adolescent boy was concerned enough about STIs to consider circumcision, then I don't see why they wouldn't be prepared to wrap up. Either way it would still be an informed choice by a relatively mature mind.

I see American women are freaked out when they see an uncut one, because cut is so prevalent but in Europe, cut is rare and I was freaked out the first time I saw one.

mars bars said...

*in my birthing class.

Alice Tate said...

Circ rates in the US have gone way down, so cut will no longer be the norm. Do what you want with your kids but it's a little ridiculous how people act like a normal body part is some radioactive birth defect.

WareCat said...

@SurrenderDororthy, why dnt u post a link about how men that aren't circumcised, need to properly clean their dicks because of known bacteria to grow underneath the extra foreskin. & I have never in my life seen scars on a male because they have been circumcised.

@Katie, I HIGHLY disagree w/ ur opnion on the better sex part. But that's just me.

Surrender Dorothy said...

@Count, there should definitely not be anything "growing under the hoodie" - simple hygiene is all that's needed. The lubrication is more mechanical, for lack of a better word - the foreskin glides and provides much better sensation than fake lube. A lil slobber never hurts though.

Surrender Dorothy said...

"The foreskin is the only moving part of the penis. During any sexual activity, the foreskin and glans work in unison; their mutual interaction creates a complete sexual response. In heterosexual intercourse, the non-abrasive gliding of the penis in and out of itself within the vagina facilitates smooth and pleasurable intercourse for both partners [see illustration]. Without this gliding action, the corona of the circumcised penis can function as a one-way valve, dragging vaginal lubricants out into the drying air and making artificial lubricants essential for non-painful intercourse."
~ http://www.noharmm.org/advantage.htm

mrjack said...

@CountJerkula - nothing grows under the hood if you're clean. You'd have to not wash for a month to start cultivating some sort microbial infection. Smegma itself is a perfectly natural lubricant similar to sweat that only starts to build up and smell if you don't wash. Washing every day is a small price to pay to have an intact, fully functional penis that is more sensitive and (to me) more attractive than the mangled piece of meat between your legs.

Patty said...

He is obviously a Gentile, using the Biblical terminology.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Here you go Warecat (from the Childbirth and Postpartum Professionals Association (CAPPA), in the October 2010 online edition of CAPPA Quarterly.)

"The foreskin is one of the most easiest cared for parts of the human anatomy, and the most important rule to remember is: only clean what is seen [3]. Proper infant hygiene, for both boys and girls, is just that straightforward. In fact, Marilyn Milos, RN describes the cleaning of the intact penis as very similar to cleaning one’s finger [4]. Only clean the external genitalia, what is exposed, using warm water. Soap is not needed. Intrusive or interior cleaning is absolutely never needed. The boy’s foreskin will naturally retract at a point in his maturation that is unique to him, usually around puberty. It is utterly imperative to note that forcible retraction should always be avoided, as it causes trauma, pain, and destruction of the developing tissue and natural flora... Once the boy has discovered that his foreskin is (naturally) retractable, he can easily care for his body through three easy steps: retract, rinse, and replace [4]. First, he can retract his foreskin. Using only warm water, he should not apply soap or any other substances on the mucosa membrane of the glans or the inner lining structure of the foreskin. Then, release the foreskin and allow it to naturally glide to its position [4]."

http://www.4eric.org/4skin-info/everything-foreskin/benefits/

WareCat said...

@Surrender, thnx for the mentally disturbing 3 part cleaning ritual of a pre-pubesent boy cleaning his genitals. I totally agree now how sick it is that circumcised men have only one way to clean their penis. Soap & rinse off.

Count Jerkula said...

If any circumcised men want to get theirs back here is a site that shares many methods of Foreskin Restoration. It is skin, it stretches, just like them people w/ the goofy earlobes.

Foreskin Restoration



WareCat said...

Fuck u Count! My ears are gauged.

Count Jerkula said...

D'OH!

mrjack said...

The stretching method of restoration takes years and only restores the appearance very limited functionality of foreskin. It's like wrapping your knob in skin from your arm. Not the same thing.

skimpymist said...

@surrender dorothy shut your mouth nobody cares about your crappy beliefs. If you don't like it go elsewhere. People like you make me sick with your extreme techniques to try to to force others to live your beliefs and not their own.

Cee Kay said...

Doctors here in Canada routinely advise against circumcision, but a lot of them do say that a boy should be if his father is. I know very few men who are circumcised. While some of you are quite convinced its the norm, it isn't really and it's falling out of favour fast.

Cee Kay said...

And uh, Warecat? I'm pretty sure that if having sex with an uncircumcised guy made you feel like you were being ripped out from the inside, you were doing it wrong.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Ah, suddenly your opinions make sense...body mutilation is a hobby of yours.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Lol!

MsPink Kitty said...

An uncut penis looks rather weird. A circumcised penis is a beeautiful thing!

More importantly, a man who is not circumcised must keep it clean or it can get yeasty under the foreskin.... which is a pleasent surprise during oral sex.

NOT.

BitchieMitchie said...

Sorry- a hooded beast-looks like a beast! They gross me out. I sure as hell wouldn't ever put my mouth on it. Circumcised makes it pretty.

AKM said...

*snort*

I said "in the flesh." I've seen pictures. ;-)

And this whole thread reminds me of "Friends" and Monica making a "cover" for Joey. I can't remember, though...what did she end up using? Silly Putty, I think?

WareCat said...

@surrender, I'm sure u will pull something outta ur ass about piercings & tattoos & how mutilating it is. Just quit now girl.

WareCat said...

Lol! @Cee Kay. Didn't know u were a pro in that department. How do u know I was in the wrong? Maybe old boy cldnt fuck good.

Taracu said...

Circ'd or nothing. I enjoy very much giving blowjobs and there is no way I would do that with a cheezy peen. Vom.

MadamChef said...

skimpymist, I wonder if the irony of your statement is lost on you.

Regardless, every single time someone brings up circumcision, my first thought is ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and return your trays to their upright position. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

I personally give not fuck one about hooding on the attachment, it's the operator that matters.

Surrender Dorothy said...

MadamChef, Je t'adore.

Maille K Martin said...

Circumcised makes it pretty. And we wonder why our society is the way it is.

Dick Largesse said...

I'm always amused by the people who insist that sex is better for the uncut. Might be, but since very few people have any real means of comparison, it's silly to make such a statement. I will say that I'd love to hear the opinion of the subject of this blind, though. He might actually have insight worth a damn.

As for the blind, people are looking at this the wrong way. The problem isn't insisting that he get snipped, it's making any demands as a prerequisite for marriage. Whether it's cut my dick off or put on different underwear, if the consequences are that she wouldn't marry me otherwise, I'm cashing in the wedding gifts and blowing it all at a European cathouse.

Elisha said...

I'm not saying I disagree, but how can anyone know that? I can't imagine there is a double blind study going on. I could be wrong though.

Elisha said...

I'm not saying I disagree, but how can anyone know that? I can't imagine there is a double blind study going on. I could be wrong though.

Ja'mie King said...

One of my best girlfriends kept getting horrible UTI's and then when she broke up with her Canadian boyfriend, they stopped. The Dr. tol her his uncircumcised junk was the most likely culprit.

So I can see where some people may not be a fan.

auntliddy said...

I have 43 years experience with an uncircumcised penis. No infections, no gunk, no yeast infections, no ripping of insides, no problem at all. Just to clarify. And i like the little turtleneck! Lol

TeacherNan said...

Sorry, I like circumcised junk & circumcised both of my boys. It's much prettier to most women, and far more pleasant when giving a hummer. BTW, I also hate tattoos (my hubby has 4, I have none), and double hate those dumbass gauges in ears that will make your earlobes look like an old worn out vagina someday when you're a grandparent & take them out. IMHO

brooklyngirl said...

I think it is one of the real housewives, who recently got married?

and no one will change their personal opinions based on a gossip blog, but it is amusing.

Alabama said...

People are crazy. Holy hell....like count said...ain't nobody got time for that nonsense.
As for the blind no clue, don't care.

MadLyb said...

Really? Someone would do that to a guy? That's just cruel. There is nothing wrong with being uncircumcised. Designer penises are highly overrated.

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urg8urg said...

I would never base a medical decision based on what they do in Canada. Just saying.

Mary Ann said...

I don't care whether his bits are pared or unpared. It's how he conducts himself as a human being that's going to bring me to the point of seeing the bits anyway, and how he uses all his, um, talents that will make me appreciate him. Or not.

Anna said...

I'm more shocked that anyone would want to marry one of those hateful "Housewives" celebrities.

Cathy said...

I love how this topic brought out so many fervent anti-circ folks who I have NEVER seen on here before. Apparently they are so rabid in their beliefs (according to friends on mommy blogs) that they scour the web en masse to infiltrate any message boards when the topic comes up.

Cathy said...

Wow, I'm sure a website called intact America won't be biased at all. Everything I've read says the rates are the lowest in decades, but still at 55%, with different counties ranging from 15% to 85%.

That's all i choose to say on that because i just don't have enough troll feed to go around.

Popnursing said...

The American Academy of Pediatrics does. So does the World Health Organization. You may have heard of them? Although they aren't quite the authority as www.4eric.com.

Prima Cornice said...

This was my thought - she is jewish and he is a gentile and has to be cut (even a small cut) to convert.

Jenn said...

I've been with both covered and uncovered sausages. Pssh. I'm a grown up so I didn't throw up my hands in horror and run screaming from the room. "A turtleneck OMG!!!" There's just not that much difference. A dick is a dick.

I do know some grown men who have had to get circumcised due to problems with the foreskin. I don't know WTF the actual prob was, nor do I want to, in that same way guys don't want to know details about 'female' troubles leading to hysterectomies.

Count, the anteater comment made me lol. Because that's about right.

Kameon Quillen said...

When people say they are grossed out by uncircumcised peens I a automatically think of how many people say they are grossed out by hanging labia. I hear guys joke about how ugly a "Turkey waddle" is and how disgusting they think it is. It works both ways, apparently.

CanadianMiss said...

I've been with cut and uncut. Being cut makes for a lot more work in the sack. Uncut is able to be gentle. Cut needs to be rougher cause the sensation is deadened.
Personally, I'm against having it done to an infant.

The BI is an adult consenting to a medical procedure. mehg

Count Jerkula said...

@Jenn: I have heard tales of foreskin getting caught and tearing on piercings.

@Kameon Quillen: If the gravy is tasty, dude gonna eat all the roast beef on his plate. If he don't, then he prolly wishin there was a sausage and bag o' yams down there.

Scott said...

Co-sign

PugsterMom said...

I was thinking Tory Spelling and her non Jewish husband.

Sherry said...

Ya know I have to say that women fighting over whether circumcision is WRONG somehow feels like men talking about whether women should be able to chose to be sterilized for themselves. I say let the men fight this battle and let US women decide what we should do with our body parts.
Please keep in mind that circumcision began as a religious practice. No matter what our hygiene is now.
And there is no comparison to male circumcision and female. Please don't even go there.

Lois said...

And this is why I say that my son's foreskins will be their first line of defense against shallow, manipulative, abusive women. Hope she enjoys him resenting her for the rest of his life. What a disgusting woman. I'm so happy that my future daughters in law wont be into genital cutting...

Jolene Jolene said...

@AKM - Yep! The silly putty. "Not so silly!"

Sian said...

Wow yu guys are so pathetic - the hatred you feel towards unctu dicks (ie. dicks the way they are meant to be) is so strange. I always thought this forum was read mainly by adults, but guess I was wrong.

Jolene Jolene said...

@AKM - Yep! The silly putty. "Not so silly!"

Carrietastic said...

It's enlightening to know how many mums have cosmetic surgery done on their NEWBORN SON'S PENIS based on what type of penis SHE prefers to put in her mouth. Um ladies, your SON'S penis is not very likely to end up in your mouth. Let HIM decide when he is a MAN.

think4once said...

So you circumcised your boys because it looks prettier to women? Nice. ...

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