Friday, June 21, 2013

Amanda Bynes Says She Had A Birth Defect - Calls Herself A Hero

It has been almost a full week since I wrote about Amanda Bynes. It is not that she has not been busy, but how much can you really write about someone when they are trying everyday to really find the lowest possible place to hit rock bottom. She is getting close. In a series of Tweets, she said that she has had her breast implants removed and that she has been acting crazy because of a birth defect.

“I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed! I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect."

Yes, she is a hero. I don't know why we have never considered her a hero before now. I mean, who isn't a hero who has lived with webbing between their eyes. Medals for everyone.

Oh, but wait, it gets better. Or worse. "My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!"

Yeah, she said it.

37 comments:

FSP said...

Enties did you really just go there with the "how much can you write about someone..."?

Shame on you.

Renoblondee said...

Wow. Just wow.

Anonymous said...

Because a cleft palate and a tiny cosmetic issue with your eyes are the same thing. Wasn't there some screenshot that came out from her publicist? Where he was showing texts between them, and she was saying I'm getting alot of attention, the whole world loves me, blah blah, and he was saying Amanda people are really worried about you.

Merlin D. Bear said...

So the black eyes associated with a nose job were because of the surgery to remove the webbing?
Wow.

Quick note, Amanda... look around you. See the pyramids? See the Sphinx?
That's because you're neck deep in de Nile.

LottaColada said...

But did she fix that nose again?!?!

La Descarada said...

LOL Bitch, please. Sit the fuck down.

Bacon Ranch said...

At least she has an excuse for the duck lips

Tempestuous Grape said...

There's a surgery for everything that's wrong with you!

Ms Cool said...

Geez, my son had 4 open-heart surgeries. What does that make him?

Bacon Ranch said...

NOT WORTHY TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR MS.COOL

Amanda is a hero, you see.

loopymommy said...

Your son is a hero. Wishing all the best to you and your family.

Sarah said...

What a delusional narcissist. To compare her supposed defect to cleft palate, when she was always considered beautiful, is an all new low.

crila16 said...

webbing between her eyes? Wow...never noticed.

Housey said...

We need to ignore her. She's sick and all the attention is just feeding the beast. (Yeah, I know, I clicked on it too. I need to stop.)

Hurricane Tiffany said...

What a huge bitch! Soooo spoiled and out of touch with reality. I thought she was super cute before she went nuts. Then I was like meh, attention whore..... Now I can't stand the broad.

auntliddy said...

@merlin, agree snd lol

auntliddy said...
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auntliddy said...

Oh honey, you so far off the rails you dont even hear the whistle blowing. Get help.

selenakyle said...

Poor girl's got webbing between her friggin' BRAIN.

skimpymist said...

What is this webbing that she's talking about. Does anyone have a picture that shows this supposed webbing

Maria said...

They are epicanthal folds (which are one of the facial indicators of fetal alcohol syndrome and if you google that you can see it, and then goodle her as a child without makeup and you can see it on her too).

Kim D Esq said...

I am pretty convinced this is a Joaquin Phoenix type deal. I just don't buy any of it.

Robert said...

I gave up on her some time ago. used to have her on my Twitter celebrities list--along with just about every other legitimate (non-reality) actor/actress in Hollywood. But since I don't find the spectacle of watching someone crash and burn in real time to be particularly entertaining, I finally cut her from my list.

Nemesis said...

http://www.rhinoplastyinseattle.com/blog/updates-and-analysis/post/did-amanda-bynes-really-have-a-nose-job

Jacaranda said...

It's really amazing that someone who is 27 years old is behind all this. Reading her tweets she could pass for a disturbed 11 year old. The shallowness and narcissism of it all is mind boggling. Why would anyone make such a huge and pathetic fool of themselves if they were sane. How could the attention from this ever result in anything beneficial to her.

Sherry said...

Ms.Cool: It makes him Superman and you Supermom! Hope your son is well.

Excellent link Nemesis, thank you.

She's cray..That is all.

Anonymous said...

wtf is webbing between in the eyes
like spidey webb?

*google time*

just curious said...

Sounds like she's poking fun of whitewomen who use their personal issues ( cancer , abuse, rape) as a career stepping stone to promote themselves like the Jolies of the world .

Jenn said...

I hope I never see this girl in person because I'll probably go to jail for slapping her right up side her head, then telling her, "That's for all the stupid ass shit you say STFU!!"

mazemerizing said...

I noticed that webbing between her eyes in that movie she did with Colin Firth, and it was weird. If it bothered her so much, then glad she fixed it. Won't change her psychosis though.

mlovesny said...

What's with all the swearing?

__-__=__ said...

Nothing yet on Brooke Mueller since she left rehab - again??

Ramone Love said...

I didn't know vapidity was a birth defect.

MadLyb said...

WTF is this twit talking about?

Kimstyle said...

where did she say anything about breast implants???

Anonymous said...

This actually sounds like a valid notion...I like your thinking...

April Walsh said...

@Jacaranda I don't know. She seemed so much more intelligent before this. The stuff she writes is pre-pre-teen maturity level. Either she's suffered some kind of brain damage from drug use or she's doing some kind of Phoenix/Kaufman-esque stunt. My God, though! How does someone spiral so quickly?

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