Sunday, June 23, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 30, 2011

#2 - Speaking of former sex symbols. This former A list tween star and now actress who has to rely on her old role for any kind of fame, is known in Hollywood as the freakiest freak in bed. You would never know it by looking at her, but guys line up to try and date her.

Ashley Tisdale

35 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Awesome. Freakiest of freaks prolly means lots of buttsecks, maybe some S&M too. She just jumped up my Random Photos lists.

Danica said...

No not Candace!

MC said...

For some reason this doesn't surprise me at all.

Unknown said...

is there a freak hot line or something

Count Jerkula said...

@Tina Mallette: For CDAN? Yeah, it is the email address in my profile

:)

detown359 said...

Might bring new meaning to Candace singing squirrels in her pants!

Danica said...

@detown359 good point

sandybrook said...

Would never have guessed that a tween was a slut and whore that likes kink.

hothotheat said...

I'd kinda like a definition of "freakiest freak". Just for reference purposes.

She does look sort of plain jane.

Anonymous said...

freakist freak? Like pegging freaky? 50 shades of grey freaky? I need to know the definition too... just for reference purposes you see...

Meg said...

I wonder if that's what got her the gig on Sons of Anarchy...? They seemed awfully excited to have her on.

Nellie said...

See, when I hear freakiest freak I always envision it as something I haven't ever heard of. And I have heard of ALOT. It just seems like... It has to be something huge. Like crazy leather pegging swing ball gag upside down orgy sex.

Nellie said...

Every. Single. Time.

Pythia said...

@sandy-- What in this BI makes her "a slut and whore"?

Count Jerkula said...

OH GOD! I just Googled the broad. She's Dirty Jersey, born in Deal. Anything is possible.

Another OH GOD for the fact that the broad w/ this butt being the freakiest of freaks. And she is 5'3.

Google Image search is one of the best things on the internet. Just type in your fave celeb's name w/ butt or pokies after it and it spits out a treasure trove of photos.

Now! said...

@Pythia I agree. She's over 18 and sounds like she's having a fabulous time.

Unknown said...

Rich kid problems..

Kelly said...

Goodness I just remember her from that twins' show my youngin' used to watch. LOL Good for her!

Mari said...

Okay, I read this to my friend, we discussed "freakiest freak" then my Godson (her son) who was, unbeknownst to us in the kitchen, comes in and says "Ew! I thought she seemed really nice. I bet she eats cookies and stuff in bed and gets it all messy!"
So there is a definition of Freakiest Freak!

Dija Star said...

Ashley Tisdale is 27 yrs old. She just looks young

Anonymous said...

I always wondered what Zac Efron saw in this plain Jane girl. So it's the kinky sex.

brooklyngirl said...

@Mari, brilliant definition of FF!

Mr Hollywood said...

I remember everyone guessing Hayden Pantyliner on this one. I much prefer Tisdale and would definitely line up to flip her over and pretend she's a boy.

Count Jerkula said...

@Molls: Please tell me where you are from, so I can know where this is a run of the mill "plain Jane"ass.

It looks damn good to me.

Anonymous said...

@Count Jerkula: I've never see her ass. I was talking about her plain Jane face. I've seen a few pix or her without all that makeup she normally wears, and she is major ugly.

lazyday603 said...

To paraphrase an old Smuckers commercial: "With a nose like that, she'd better be good".

Count Jerkula said...

@Molls: Well call me a romantic, but I feel there is so much more to a woman than a pretty face ;)

PS said...

Guys lining up to date her? If the ones she does date are any indication of the material in that line, I'd say pretty much any woman alive can have such a following. What a stupid blind. Ashley has always given off the tries too hard vibe, so if she does the same to get / have / keep guys, why should anyone be surprised theres no shortage of guys willing to get some service? Sh*t, even the coyote ugliest of us can go into a bar, give off the I'm looking for d*ck vibe and take a pick. Horny males are not complex creatures.

Count Jerkula said...

@PS: I wouldn't say "take a pick" it is more like "date rape a desperate loser."

di butler said...

Ashley has a rep as a generous and very loyal girl friend to all the girls she's friends with. Also, as just generally a nice person, who may be freaky in bed, but isn't a ho. Confused why anyone is calling her that just because she might like something more than vanilla sex. She's nearly 30, not 14.

MrWolf said...

This does not surprise me at all about Ashley Tisdale.

Every blind about her and her best friend Vanessa Hudgens is that they like to party and they're great in the sack.

Makes you wonder if Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have got more game then they let on.

sandybrook said...

@Pythias not necessarily her but all the tweens together-but freakiest freak and guts lining up to date her doesn't help her much.

tetsujin said...

This depends on who's talking. "Freakiest Freak" to some sheltered little actor boy means one thing, to a full grown man, it means another. If it simply means she doesn't make them wait an hour to have sex, so what. LAME.

Anonymous said...

You can always stick a photo of a pretty face on the back of her head...

Unknown said...

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