Sunday, June 09, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

December 23, 2012

This A list all movie actor's new girlfriend told her friend that the actor is way more kinky than she expected. She knew about his thing for threesomes before they started going out, but he said that he loves having sex with her because she looks about 13 or 14 and he always wants her to act like that when they are in bed.

Shia LaBeouf

39 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Ewww.

Lizzie du said...

Eh lots of guys have that kink.

Renoblondee said...

Bleh.

timebob said...

yeah I didn't need to know this.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Ew gross. I was wondering why he was attracted to her.

Diana G said...

My thoughts exactly!!

Alabama said...

He needs hurry up and disappear into his inevitable Furlong/Stahl downward spiral.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Wonder what's on Shia's computer?

NaughtyNurse said...

and she shared this with her friend WHY?

Anna Nomys said...

It's a bit on the kinky/pervy line, but hey, at least she isn't actually thirteen or fourteen.

bink said...

Grody, but at least he is unleashing his fantasy in an adult and not some poor child.

I used to think Shia was so hot, now? You couldn't pay me to touch him!

timebob said...

I honestly thought he would go for the older rotund type like his mother. You know the only way he is getting married if she is the spitting image of his mama.

a non a miss said...

Haha where's that chick at who asked us all to stop calling him Le Douche?!

How. Bout. Nooooo!

Lola said...

I can't hate on the fact that he indulges his fantasies with consenting adults. That puts it in the realm of kink, not perversion, and who am I to judge a person's kink, even if I might find it weird.

FrenchGirl said...

so Shia is A list

Lola said...

@FrenchGirl, he headlines a ridiculously successful franchise (Transformers). He's definitely A list as much as I hate to say it.

AudreyHempburn said...

I agree- thank heavens she isn't actually 13 -but I still find this vomitous.

Count Jerkula said...

Teacher/School Girl is a fun roleplay activity.

MrWolf said...

I'd probably qualify it as "barely A list with D/C level talents", but he's starred in Transformers, Indiana Jones and a variety of other movies (Lawless, etc.)

The guys a lousy actor,but it seems like the people with the money like him.

Martita L said...

I too hate that he is considered A list. Can we have an A--- list; if there is an A+++ list, it only makes sense, right? (like Enty's system needs to be even more confusing, I know)

Rolf said...

So the girlfriend is Mia Goth?

shopgirl said...

How does a 13 year old act in bed except scared? And gross. And, luckily I only know his "work" from an episode of Freaks & Geeks.

MadLyb said...

So Shia is borderline pedo? I loved him in "Disturbia". Thought he had the looks and talent to go far, but unfortunately he is the male version of Lilo.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Why do women date men like this? The minute I heard that from him, it would be our last conversation.

MadLyb said...

@FlirtyChick74 - it is rather disappointing, isn't it?

Nemesis said...

We all guessed this. And his gf is the chick with no eyebrows that looks 13. I wonder if this is the same blind where the guy paid for braces for his gf to make her look 13.

Baka Neko said...

@ mr wolf. I wouldn't say he's a bad actor just takes bad roles. It's an old Disney TV movie but if you ever see "Tru confessions" he actually does a really good job at acting.

Jessie said...

Oh dear. Is that a warning sign?

Tempestuous Grape said...

Whoa.

sylmarillion said...

Ew. I need a shower. Or three.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I wonder what happened to him during his Even Stevens years that probably contributed to this disgusting behavior...

Tyger Lilly said...

This will one day be referred to as "step one". It will then be followed by "step two": cruising the local middle school at 3:15. Which will then be followed by "step three", a live-action sequel to "Holes" performed by the Corcoran State Prison Thespian Society & Shower Club.

Unknown said...

Creepy, but I'm guessing he hasn't matured emotionally past 13-14. That's about the time he became famous, isn't it?

Aoife said...

I thought so too!! Strange that he's so into his mother and the idea of very young girls. There doesn't seem to be any attraction for him to the range in between.

Rose said...

Shia is A list? I think Kate Winslet needs to be reevaluated.

Liv said...

Borderline pedo? Probably not! Many men (and women) like this sort of play. It doesn't make them sick. It's a power dynamic.

Not my thing, but I've known many women who call their lovers "daddy". Doesn't mean they want to fuck their fathers, or even have "daddy issues".

Cee Kay said...

Well, he's a weirdo freak, but good on him for keeping it legal! Now if I could only begin to understand why any woman anywhere would even want to get near him...

Count Jerkula said...

Shia, these are hot and look great peaking out from under a school girl skirt. http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Berry-Panty-Medium/dp/B002Q0ND9M/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1370878792&sr=8-8&keywords=strawberry+shortcake+panties

skimpymist said...

I still have a huge shia crush and I think there's way more to this blind that's missing. I think he likes his girl to look youthful and perky, but whoever told enty this blind twisted it into making it seem he's a borderline Pedo. I won't believe it until I see solid proof.