Friday, June 07, 2013

Vladimir Putin Divorcing His Wife

Russian President Vladimir Putin is divorcing his wife of 30 years. Considering all the rumors about him seeing tons of other women, I guess he is doing this now because it would look unseemly to get caught in a photograph with one of them. Of course, since he does pretty much have absolute power in his country, I would not want to be the photographer who took the photo or be the one who posts it or publishes it. Look at what happened to Pussy Riot and all they did was sing. His wife was by his side when he made the announcement and she said she was grateful to him for everything and that he is a great guy, but she does not like to be seen in public or take airplane rides. Umm, yeah, that last one makes sense.

21 comments:

scratchy kitty said...

Yeah Enty, that last one makes a ton of sense--especially considering his wife was a flight attendant. Of course flight attendants fear flying. Im a writer and I have a paralyzing fear of books, so I totally understand, lol. ;-)

Count Jerkula said...

Come on, no one woman can satisfy Putin's needs. Dude makes Chuck Norris look like a school girl.

whocaresnow12 said...

It wasn't translated well. She doesn't want to be in the public eye. It makes perfect sense.

And yes, some former flight attendants have developed a fear of flying. It's not at all unheard of.

libby said...

We complain about the DM, so Enty is now mining real news sites....ARRRRRGH!

We brought this on ourselves, people.

Mari said...

I'm sure she doesn't like radioactive thallium either. Yep, putting a pleasant face and announcing it sounds like a plan!

figgy said...

He scares the bejeezuz outta me. I'm pretty sure he's a sociopath. Lucky wife to be outta there and have some years to enjoy yet. Yikes.

timebob said...

Off camera there is a machine gun pointed at her head.

I wouldn't want to piss this dude off either.

greenmountaingal said...

Wasn't he dating a contortionist? I didn't realize he was still married.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

I give her points for staying married to him for so long. He kinda scares me.

I think she's a very attractive lady for her age. I bet she'll do well. Like Ivana Trump did!!! Rich old broads get all the good looking young dudes!

Seahorse said...

I cannot imagine living with this power mad over the top posturing macho egomaniac ugh! Glad Mrs P can now enjoy a lovely small home some peace and quiet and freedom now that she has outlived her usefulness to him

auntliddy said...

Oh please, knee him in the groin and be done with it! Then spike his drink, take photos of him in ladies clothes, and there ya go. Lol

Anna Nomys said...

good for her for finally getting away! It'd be like sleeping with...George Bush.

Anna Nomys said...

and lol @ Count Jerkula

MISCH said...

as she breaths a sigh of relief...

Dasha said...

He has a couple of children with a Russian rhythmic gymnast.

Sherry said...

I had no idea he was even married.

And that's the last we'll see of her no doubt.

Good one Scratchy!!

nudibelle said...

didnt even know he was married
he strikes me as one those euro- porn sadistic dudes

Oopsy_Daisy said...

What if he's a total pussycat at home?

Layna Day said...

You know how you have a list of 10-15 people never to mess with should you ever meet them?

Putin is in my Top 3. No way would I ever want to tick him off. I want to live.

The wife is probably happy to be done with him. She'll get a nice home and an allowance and rarely have to deal with him again.

Mango said...

He's such a hottie that I'm sure some lucky girl is waiting in the wings to snatch him up!

NaughtyNurse said...

Aw, such a shame. Those two crazy kids look so happy together!