Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actor gets spray tanned while he is naked. Nothing new with that or blind item worthy. His sister does it though.

37 comments:

Unknown said...

Mark Wahlberg.

I remember seeing pics of this before

Kristin said...

Gross

FrenchGirl said...

Johnny depp(even if he's A+ list)or joaquin phoenix or tom cruise or .....

hothotheat said...

Colin Farrell - his sister is his assistant.

SKOR said...

Colin Farrell isn't A-list - enty has always described him as almost-A, but never A.

Unknown said...

I mean.... Wahlberg....
http://www.malecelebnews.com/2012/05/30/mark-wahlberg-sighting-getting-a-spray-tan-in-miami/wahlberg-gets-a-spray-tan-4/

A RESIDENT said...

Jake gyllenhallelllal

FrenchGirl said...

@unknown her sister is not her assistant or even involved in his business

skimpymist said...

That's so gross. He could at least wear a wee wee guard or something. Then again there are some families out there that are very open and free with each other like that time a boy posted a video showing off his sister freshly pierced nipples and they were all laughing and giddy about it.

sandybrook said...

I thought Jake

jpahere said...

It would be blind item worthy if they got spray tanned together.

mygeorgie said...

As long as there's nothing scampy going on, I don't see anything wrong with it. Some folks are more open about nudity. I personally am not one of them.

Jeanine Gosh said...

Sean Penn had ridiculous tan but I don't know if he has a sister ;)

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwww. Just ewwwwww.

mygeorgie said...

I went to HS with a girl who's family went on a nude vaca every year & the dad would walk around the house liberally buck nekid. I always asked ahead of time if Dad was home & dressed before visiting. I did not need to see that shit as a 16 y/o!

Sass71 said...

Warren Beatty


what?

Kara said...

Grosses me out thinking being naked in front of my own brother, but on the other hand - if spray tanning is what she does, then so??? It doesn't say he gets turned on by it.

Nudity in and of itself is not sexual.

L said...

Tom Cruise.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

Does his sister spray tan him all his body, or just the places he can't get (back)? If it's the second one, it's good, she doesn't even touch him (it's a spray), and no dick is involved.
It would be worse if she sprayed all his body, but no touch or boner is implied in the BI, so it's OK.

Ja'mie King said...

Did the GMD fire his sister or is she still glued to his side, e-meter in hand? If he hasn't fired her, I say its him. Though wouldn't he be all movie?

Put on a paper thong dude, it's your sister. Have some respect, maybe she doesn't wanna go at your dong with an airbrush gun. Come to think of it, why does one need a spray tan on one's junk?

Young Carrie Bradshaw said...

Its probably nude to prevent lines. For all we know "nude" is wearing a sock or paper thong and Enties left that out for shock value. I would much rather have my sister/brother see me nude than a stranger if I was A list famous. Your sister probably won't tell anyone outside of the family about your hairy moles, or take pictures, or laugh about your greying body hair, etc etc etc......

CanadianMiss said...

Ok, I can see the implied ewww, but nudity in itself is not sexual. I have no interest in seeing my younger brothers junk, but if for some unknown reason I had to, then whatever. I changed enough of his diapers that I couldn't care less.

Gayeld said...

@Sass. ROTFLMAOPIMP!

Count Jerkula said...

You know, just because someone is nude doesn't mean something sexual is going on. Until I was 20, when I got sick my dad took my temperature rectally. I never felt a hard on while laying across his lap.

Mango said...

Tom Cruise.

SophiaB said...

Hahaha. THANK you so VERY much for that wrinkly visual.

di butler said...

Damn you, Donnie and Marie! That ain't right!

short le chic said...

@ Resident: LOL!!!!!

Ladylaw said...

I like the Tom Cruise guess.

Jenn said...

If my brother was sick, and I had to wipe his ass, I'd do it, and complain about the rank smell. But I'm not looking at his bony nekkid ass for any other reason.

TeacherNan said...

@Count-you make me laugh. You're a straight Michael K, only cleaner. His dlisted blog kills me- you gotta read his bit on Michael Douglas...

Boadacious Betty said...

Lol, I have seen my brother stark naked more times than I care to remember. The difficulty is getting him to KEEP his clothes on after a few beers. That's what the British Army does for you! :P

Silly Girl said...

Sounds like it's supposed to be Wahlberg, but maybe the part about his sister is the nontruthful part. Otherwise, I got nothin'.

Count Jerkula said...

@TeacherNan: Thank you. I'm glad you enjoy my nonsense.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

@Count h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s. That's quite the visual.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks Fluffy.

crila16 said...

So. As long as she's not touching it or doing anything sexual with his sister...who cares. I personally think any sibling of mine naked is disgusting and it skeeves me out, but obviously they were raised thinking naked was ok.

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