Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Today's Blind Items - The Uncle

Everyone thinks this C list celebrity with almost A list name recognition has reunited with someone from her past because of want. It is because of need. For the past year and a half she has been fighting off her uncle. The uncle would just take her out to go shopping, and then would kiss her and hug her at the end of the day. That progressed to taking her to lunch and holding her hand during it or taking her shopping for bras. They have gone to dinner and he even had her spend the night at a hotel room several times. In the past few months as she has matured, his advances have been getting stronger and stronger and she has no choice but to stay away.

74 comments:

shelly said...

Paris Jackson. - gross and sad

SKOR said...

I agree with shelly

kristin said...

still a better love story then Twilight

kristin said...

ok sorry that was really inappropriate but I couldn't help myself! haha

Katie said...

Yeah gross.

Kels said...

Jackson is not almost anything. That is A+++++ name recognition.

plokzy said...

@shelly yup you got it. Sad.

Nessa said...

or Frances Bean.

La Descarada said...

Ugh. Sick. If it is Paris who is he uncle?

Kels said...

You could have just not posted it and kept it to yourself. Not even remotely funny or appropriate considering there's kids involved.

shelly said...

@ Kels, Michael and Possibly Janet- but not the kids. I certainly wouldn't classify Rebbie as A anything.

hothotheat said...

I don't think it's Paris. Rating isn't right. That said I don't have a guess.

SKOR said...

It is Paris Jackson. She is definitely a C-list with almost A list name recognition. The reunion is with her mother. No clue which uncle is on her, though

Peter said...

She's pretty feisty and I think would blast him publicly, she did when Katherine was MIA.. Plus she's almost 18 and the Jackson's know the kids are their only meal tickets. Sick either way and I hope whoever it is goes to jail and kharma kicks in..

WareCat said...

I enjoyed ur humour @kristin <3

janele said...
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Scott said...

Ha!

janele said...

Can't be one of the younger Kardashians. Neither Kris nor Bruce has brothers. Bruce's brother died a while back.

Kels said...

Now that someone mentioned her talking to her mom, I can see it now.

just curious said...

If there are kids involved and the Entity knows the molester ,why not notify the authorities instead of posting it as a blind????

Renoblondee said...

Agree Paris fits.

Keaker1 said...

What about Hayden P? Is she down to C list?

Wen said...

IF it were one for the Jenner girls, PMK would film it for a very special episode.

Cari said...

Selena Gomez?

car54 said...

If it's Paris, good on her for going to Debbie--Paris is a strong girl and I think she is smart enough to get help without making it public. She's been through a shitstorm between Michael's death and that fight over Katherine being their guardian--it's smart to do it this way and just remove herself from danger.
I love this kid--she is going to be some kind of powerhouse when she grows up.

Terri said...

I can't wait for her to write a book about the Jackson compound. She doesn't have to talk about Michael in a negative light.

It would be a fascinating read.

reader1968 said...

Paris fits. This method gains control over her and her money and talent. She'll take the abuser's advice and persuade her brothers to do the same. She spoke up during the missing-grandmother incident and the family's house invasion attempt because she had witnesses. Sexual abuse is private and secret.

sandybrook said...

Its Paris and Debbie Rowe and hopefully this is a bs bi.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I have a feeling that MJ left behind letters to his children in case of an untimely death, exposing the rest of his family for what they are. That added to their addiction to the Jackson fortune and their attempts at using those kids makes for some well-informed children.

I feel the most sorry for Blanket in this whole thing. Prince and Paris are both older, but Blanket is still pretty young to have to deal with so many leeches.

auntliddy said...

Ugh, hiw creepy. Hope uncle gers arrested soon.

Harry Knuckles said...

Paris is a cutie. I hope it's not her but it sounds like it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=e8glZR26nvs

The Real Dragon said...

SMH

mygeorgie said...

@ Kristin, I also found the dark humour funny. Then again, I love Louis C.K & laugh my arse off when someone trips.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Oopsie I agree. Also, Prince and Paris have a mother to escape to - she may not be Mother of the Year, but she's better than nobody, which is what Blanket appears to have.

skimpymist said...

The uncle has to be the one that went on tmz and denied the molestation accusations one of his sons suffered or its the same uncle that molested that Jackson boy. I forget the names but kudos to Paris for being smart enough to know when to get away. I hope she's keeping an eye on her brothers and keeping them away too.

Sugar said...

Kristen, i laughed at your joke.
I know you were just being funny and didn't mean any harm.

M52799 said...

Sounds like this is Paris. This is sick but, with all the talk of Michael not being the bio father, is one of the "uncles" trying to start up a relationship in hopes of getting her to marry him? That's one way to get her money and I think we all know they are this sick.

Regina Phalange said...

kristin: For the record, I laughed at your joke. Don't let the prudes around here get to you. They just have nothing better to do than to police the comments on cd&n for something to get pissy about.

Angie said...

@kristin: I love inappropriate humor...it makes me pee a little.

Martine said...
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Gayeld said...

@Kristin. I couldn't help snorting at it, so I guess I'll climb in that boat with you. *g*

Martine said...

This is bullshit, Enty. Most of your blind items are fake, but when the subject is a minor, your posts should be considered criminal. Speculating with minors and sexual abuse just for hits and money should be punished.

You create this dirty stories, based on a few public facts, for example, Paris new close relationship with her mother. You let your imagination fly and add the disgusting details.

Someone has to stop you and send this blind items to a children organization.

I doubt Paris has any relationship with her uncles. Her and his brother have demonstrated to have a strong character and are very vocal (remember what happened past summer). I can't imagine her putting up with this, let alone be silent. Prince didn't hesitate to shame his uncles and aunties on twitter, just like Paris did.

You and all the people naming names here are full of shit. You are linking a child with this horrible story WITHOUT EVIDENCE AND PURPOSE, just for gossiping.

Tae Scott said...

It's got to be a kardashin/Jenner Paris is a JACKSON that's not almost A-list that is as A-list as someone can get. Boobi Kristina is a good guess as well.

Basil said...

This fits for Paris, but for the sake of arguement, how about Bobbi K?

*jen said...

What about that tween who went to live with her sister? Mind blanking now...

MsPink Kitty said...

Paris Jackson for the blind. Paris has a slew of uncles ans male cousins to choose from who could fit the bill as a possible molseter. Remember Michael was an alleged pedophile.... Joe Jackson has been rumored to molest his own daughters and allegedly bedded a daughter-in-law or two. Sick family wih men who abuse and women who look the other way.

Debbie Rowe's house would seem much safer in comparison.

Katie Cunningham said...

The reason I don't think this is Paris is bc there is no indication that any abuse has happened yet-therefore nothing to be ashamed about as a victim. If she had the balls to call out her gross relatives once, I see no reason why she couldn't do it again if her uncle was making advances that haven't made it past that-advances.

kelgela2 said...

It is NOT Paris. She would have said something. I'm sure her father would have warned her about stuff like this since he was so protective of them all.

Count Jerkula said...

If it is Paris, she should contact some of her pop's Middle Eastern Royalty pals and have them send a couple guys to gut Uncle Handsy and feed his remains to some sharks.

hippy chk said...

@ Kristen: I laughed. Don't let the comment police get to you.

I'm guessing uncle Randy, but only because he's the closest in age to Paris (I think). Just awful. I really root for all of those kids.

Mango said...

@ Nessa - Frances Bean is almost 21 and a bit of a bad ass. She would probably punch him in the throat and put out her cigarette on his eyelid.

sarah.estell said...

Kristin I thought your comment was funny. I love dark humor.

Mala Propism said...

Made me laugh too @Kristin.

Seriously though... Some of he people these days who don't get that it's a *blind* and that these are simply guesses, not accusations or revelations are just over the top.

Dasha said...

Michael would spin in his grave (and come back to haunt the bastard) if he knew Paris was being ...harassed like that by one of her uncles.

di butler said...

Paris Jackson just turned 15 a couple of weeks back. She's a long way from 18.

renay83 said...

@kels
You're just now discovering this site is inappropriate? Maybe you should check if Home and Garden has a blog.

Jenn said...

The Jackson's don't have the best track record do they? They'd cover it up, and serve their own interests like they did when Joe beat the crap out those kids, and God knows what else they've done over the years. If I were Paris, I'd just get the hell out of Dodge too. If she can stay away til she's 18 she can do what she likes.

Aoife said...

@kristen, don't worry, I thought it was funny!

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, god. Yeah...I agree it's Paris. I really hope she gets help and writes a book to blow the roof off of that disgusting family.

Silly Girl said...

Maybe that's why Paris is developing a relationship with her Mom, because this Uncle thing is getting out of hand. Good for her, if it is....

Kristin Southall said...
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Kristin S said...

thanks guys! I am glad some people got it, it was totally just a sick joke

Fluffy White Clouds said...

How awful.

Secondbecky said...

This. Reunite with momma Debbie Rowe

Alabama said...

Kristin it was totally funny. I'm not even sure it's Paris, she's A list name recognition, not almost. But then again, not sure who else it could be. Maybe baby Lohan? I'm thinking its not a minor.

babo said...

Kristin it was funny and obviously sarcastic

Stylemaverick said...

I will join you in your hell bound hand asker

Stylemaverick said...

Basket. Dumb phone

Jas said...

Paris and Debbie Rowe.
Uncle is Jermaine Jackson
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2315934/FIRST-picture-Paris-Jackson-reunited-mother-Debbie-Rowe-15th-birthday.html

Sick!

Anonymous said...

Tmz reporting that Paris attempted suicide

Count Jerkula said...

That sucks, and would lend credence to her being abused. All those fucking Jacksons should be run through wood chippers. They all seem to be damaged trash perpetuating the cycle of abuse.

She should emancipate herself, take custody of her younger brother, and file a TRO against the entire clan.

Seahorse said...

@Kristin thanks now we are all going to hell. JK I was already bound for there from laughing at wildly inappropriate jokes before today.

angel w said...

@kristin I didn't find ANYTHING funny about this blind item anyone that shared a laugh with you,Im talking to them too.YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED.GOD FORBIDS THAT ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOUR KIDS OR ANY OF YOUR CLOSE FAMILY MEMBERS.

And@Count Jerkula I agree with you 100%

angel w said...

I didn't find ANYTHING funny about this blind item anyone that shared a laugh with you,Im talking to them too.YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED.GOD FORBIDS THAT ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOUR KIDS OR ANY OF YOUR CLOSE FAMILY MEMBERS

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