Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Four parts today.

All that hard work is paying off for Rebel Wilson. She looks great.

Sharon Osbourne traded in an Ozzy for a newer model who goes commando.
They are all fake, just like Sofia Vergara. Actually the one in the middle is supposedly not entirely artificial.
Victoria Beckham takes her son to his first awards show that did not involve sports.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5

39 comments:

SKOR said...

Very unflattering photo of Victoria Beckham

Count Jerkula said...

Enties, yer killin me here.

Is it fair for me to take:

Vergara

Vergara Vegas mannequin

Vergara NY mannequin

Or do I have to include the others?

greenmountaingal said...

Lovely readers!

I don't think Rebel Wilson looks great at all.

Charo 2.0 annoys the crap out of me. When will she go away????

I can't believe how mature the Beckhams' son looks!

Freya said...

Reader photos are outshining the celebs.

Photo #3 - Your baby is so cute!

I hope Rebel is losing the weight for her health and not because she feels she has to meet a Hollywood standard.

skimpymist said...

What's envy's email to submit the reader pictures again? When It's posted I'm going to give myself a shortcut.

skimpymist said...

* a shoutout

Gayeld said...

I think only you can decide how you really feel. If you want the wax, go for it baby!

Cleodacat said...

Ohhh Beckham's son made me look at the hole....argh, to know some games never die.

StewMcG said...

Yay, I'm going to "out" myself. I'm reader #2.

And reader #3, your baby is SO adorable!

StewMcG said...

Skimpy, it's entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

Peter said...

Oh no you didn't insult my fat Amy(rebel). I worked as a physical trainer in my early 20's in college- It's hard for larger people, especially woman to lose weight, be nice. Her face is slimmer and I would rather hang out with her than Victoria B anyday.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

When will Madame Tussad' s stop immortalizing people who will make us fart up question marks marks in 5 years?

Sherry said...

@Spazz...Excellent observation.

Lovely readers today!

VB's son really is a good looking kid.

skimpymist said...

@stewmcg thank you!!

Renoblondee said...

Hi @StewMcG! Great pictures all! Such attractive peeps!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful Reader Photos! You guys look great.

PugsterMom said...

What a sweet baby! Ironically reader 1 you look kind of like Victoria Beckham pic above yours only way cuter!

LottaColada said...

So the Count like Vergara, huh? That was a good choice.

Seachica said...

Awesome juxtaposition of photos, Enty.

I love the reader photos.

AKM said...

Whoa. Hold the phone. Is Sofia Vergara really THAT big that she deserves a wax figure?! Gah.

GMG, I never think Rebel looks great. I am always afraid to say that, though, because I don't want to be accused of being fatphobic. Because I'm a curvy girl myself and I am not fatphobic in the least. It's just that I don't get her work and I don't like her look, either.

Readers! Babies! Sombreros! Oh my! Love it.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: There were no other non readers I could stomach boning. I mean, seriously, you put a rubber on a table and tell me to choose between Posh and Sharon Osborne, I'm gonna try and stretch the rubber over my head and suffocate.

silenceisgolden said...

Looking nice Sombrero Lady

Tina Mallette said...

PMSL Count Jerkula - speaking of pissing myself, you know what is really sad/funny Cheryl Burke on radio plugging Depends.

LottaColada said...

@Count- So Fat Amy gets no love?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Just so you know, Enty, the correct term in regards to Scotsmen not wearing anything under their kilts is "regimental", not "commando". I keep hearing how it's actually uncomfortable to wear anything under a kilt, which I haven't figured out yet--after all, most guys wear pants and some kind of underwear, and they seem to be doing Ok. Or is this something I'll never get because I'm not a guy?

Not sure which Beckham boy this is (Brooklyn?), but yes, he's going to be a handsome fellow.

Somehow I don't think Rebel's ever going to be a skinny girl, but I do think she's looking better in this picture than she has in a while; she's probably lost just enough weight to feel a bit more comfortable "done up", plus the dress and hair are much more flattering than what I've seen her in before. As long as she's happy, I'm happy for her.

misscolleen1 said...

Sombrero Lady here!

misscolleen1 said...

Thanks! That was a few weeks ago at Bay to Breakers in SF

River said...

That would be an interesting obituary!

ethorne said...

Count, it depends, will you be filming an independent Mannequin 3?

NaughtyNurse said...

Sofia's New York version actually looks more like Catherine Zeta Jones.

Olive said...

Thanks for posting Rebel again. I will pretty much watch anything she's in.

sandybrook said...

@misscolleen1 u are 2 cute! And so is reader #1. And baby reader #3!

Jenn said...

Love the reader's photos!
Rebel looks good. Her skin looks better, if that means anything to anyone.
Victoria's kid is as tall as she, wow, time flies.

Count Jerkula said...

@TinaMallette: If Burke needs Depends, I doubt it is for pee. Her O-ring is prolly blowed out and I'm putting my money on Emmit Smith.

@Lotta: Sans mannequins the chubby girls is #2, and Condom Suffocation #3.

#Ethorne: If I was going to, and had any semblance of a budget, I would just hire corpse like pornstars such as Allie Sin or Bibi Jones. Much more cost effective than to go through the expense of having mannequins made. The porn whores are self cleaning too, so that saves on labor costs.

Charlotte. said...

Reader number 1 reminds me of Brittany Murphy. I mean that as a huge compliment.
Great photos, everybody.

Alita said...

@StewMcG - I think you are expressing just the right attitude for reading and commenting on a gossip blog (in your happy snap). Scepticism, forthrightness, sarcasm, and a dash of amusement. Your photo is *perfect* for this, lovely lady :)

Alita said...

You know you need to change your nick to "Sombrero Lady" now, huh ;)

Stating the obvious: you look hot and sassy, which is a fine combination!

Alita said...

Here goes ...

#1, despite what anyone else says about celeb look-a likes, I think you have a touch of the 'younger hotter Sarah Michelle Gellar's' running. As a Buffy fan, I consider this a great compliment - to both you and SMG, she wishes she looked so good :))

#2 I've already covered the perfection that is your attitude expressed in this photo for a blog, elsewhere on this thread. So instead I just mention that you really look like a friend of mine who most recently amused me with stories of boffing on a slippery dip. I wish you much joy.

#3 your daughter (?) is that shade of new-pudginess that is simply adorable, and your freckles combine with your smile to radiate pure brilliance. You are blessed!

#4 I was waiting for this one - you rock. You are very pretty and the pokey-tongue makes me smile. You are like a younger, buxom, Bjork! With major sass added as a bonus. Today you are the face of the internet :))))

#5 I also commented on this snap elsewhere on the thread - stunning, with a huge dose of fun. You (by this photo) appear to be winning at life :)

I'm glad to be sharing this blog with you guys. Have a great day :)

AKM said...

Alita, I love how you took the time to make specific and sweet comments to ALL of the readers pictured. This is why CDaN rocks, and you're a doll. :-)

(And no, I'm not any of the readers pictured, ha ha. I just love it when this group is all in love with each other.)

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