Friday, July 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 1, 2013

It was just like old times when this A list female celebrity got together with this former B list actress who is now a solid C-. They were involved in a love triangle, but the A list female celebrity wanted no part of it this week when they got together again. The C lister thought she could reignite the flame but the A lister said that she is not into women any longer and that the C lister looked awful and the most the A lister would do for her is buy her lunch. She also threw in a pack of cigarettes.

Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan

37 comments:

a non a miss said...

Woah

Glitter said...

I love the throwing in of a pack of cigarettes!!! That's hilarious.

LottaColada said...

HEH?!?#!?

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Not my Britney!!!!! Yuuuuuuck!

mynerva said...

I feel like the only person in the world who hasn't fucked Lohan. I'm not complaining about that, by the way.

Kristin said...

Damn. You know you're a mess when Britney is telling you to pull your sh*t together.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

who was the other one? Skanky Hilton?

mynerva said...

Yep, January reveal I think. But definitely revealed before.

Brittany said...

Not my Girl! Hell no! But I would be lying if I didn't think this was possible.

High Heels said...

Loving this reveal!!! I can't even picture Britney being so bitchy, even if rightfully so. Especially the cigarette detail almost makes me jump for joy.

whocaresnow12 said...

Except Britney's handlers won't allow LILO anywhere near her.

MrWolf said...

@High Heels, I don't read that as bitchiness. If anything, I respect Britney for not getting caught up in Lilo's mind games and ex sex.

Everyone's got a crazy ex or family member that periodically comes around and tries to hit them up. Sometimes you just send them on the way before they drag you under as well.

icywench said...

I'm Britney bitch

libby said...

If anything, Lilo viewed Britney as PREY. Everyone knows she's weak and rich.

just curious said...

You know you suck when a suicidal, drug addict, no talent Mouseketeer doesn't want you because you're bad for her career.

Renoblondee said...

Yeah, the third was Paris.

eris hilton said...

wow, yeah, to be pitied by Britney Spears...

evie2345 said...

Lol

Jacq said...

Hah!

Alabama said...

Brit's handlers let them near each other? I think not.

whocaresnow12 said...

@Alabama - exactly!

parissucksliterally said...

Paris was definitely the 3rd. Paris TORTURED Lilo for a year!

McMama said...

This. Hahaha.

Della said...

Wonder what the Count thinks of this. Wonder if the HIV was passed. A trifecta of nasty.

The BLS said...

It's Britney, bitch! :)

ethorne said...

So she bought her a Diet Coke, box of cinnamon Tic-Tacs, an Adderall, & a pack of smokes? Britney's a sweetie.

Sherry said...

Wrong ethorne it was peppermint Tic-Tacs. Sheesh! Get it right girl! :p

SeƱior Seamhead said...

+1

CanadianMiss said...

Omg. These reveals are all boring and made up lies, But I'm gonna read every one and then bitch about it.
Waaaaah

Cee Kay said...

Sure wish Enty would pick a rating for Lilo and stick with it...

califblondy said...

I think she was Lilo's bitch before the conservatorship kicked in?

derek harvey said...

THAT IS A GOOD ONE

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Omg, whateves.

Count Jerkula said...

I'd only bang Lohan if I had an 8ball and was making her play Reindeer Games for each line.

hunter said...

I agree with you guys, I don't think Britney's handlers would let a toxic wreck like Lohan near her.

shopgirl said...

Ah yes, back when they thought it was cool to go commando. Good times.

Anna Nonymous said...

this was the popular guess at the time. get it together Lohan!