Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Pregnancies And Marriage - And Some Divorce News Too - Emily Blunt; Zoe Saldana; Holly Madison; Jordana Brewster; Laura Dern; Dina Eastwood

It's one of those days where everyone in the celebrity world seems to be wither pregnant or married or divorced all in one day.

Emily Blunt has announced she is pregnant. This will be her first baby and it's presumably with John Krasinski. They have come a long way and waded through some rocky waters. I think with The Office ending that John has way more time to spend at home and this was as good a time as any to have a baby. Remember when Emily got cheated on by Michael Buble.

Zoe Saldana was secretly married like I told you and apparently has decided it didn't need to be a secret anymore and she isn't embarrassed or ashamed she got married to a guy no one in her family likes and got married to him after just a few weeks of knowing him.

Holly Madison got married and her new husband probably lost his man card in the Disney themed wedding. The good news for him is now Holly can't testify against him and if he goes to jail he can get conjugal visits. i can't wait until the other prisoners hear about his Disney themed wedding.

Jordana Brewster had a baby and she wasn't even pregnant. Jordana and her husband welcomed a baby via surrogate and I will let her explain why she wanted to use a surrogate.

Laura Dern and Ben Harper finalized their divorce and Laura will get a little child support and that's it.

Dina Eastwood filed for a legal separation so she can start draining money from Clint.

25 comments:

Kels said...

I never understood the Laura Dern/ Ben Harper thing. She likes some craxy fun dudes huh? Wasnt she with Billy Bob?

MISCH said...

Yes she was with Biily Bob until The Saint came along...

As for Eastwood I hope she takes him for a bundle

MerryB said...

Laura Dern also dated Jeff Goldblum

Lets hope Emily stops getting her face worked on.

rajahcat said...

I knew that Eastwood thing was coming.....

I love Emily Blunt.......leave her be!

Renoblondee said...

Awww, happy for John and Emily.

Rosemary Young said...

This will be her first baby and it's presumably with John Krasinski.

"Presumably." Ouch!

And yes, I know the rumors. This is not my first time on this site. Still, ouch!

LadyWawa said...

I know this is Hollywood and there is a preconceived notion that because vanity is a big deal in this business that actresses will not sacrifice their bodies in order to have a child. But how can you say that Jordana and her husband "wanted" to use a surrogate? They have been married for six years. Perhaps they are simply among the many couples who unfortunately cannot get pregnant naturally and chose surrogacy.

__-__=__ said...

Sad for Zoe. This will not end well. It's a common MO. She doesn't deserve this.

Yes, Holly can still testify to plenty. We all watch L&O. Holly is such a mess. That poor kid.

Laura Dern has her freedom. You can't put a price on that. She will make more money. I wish her peace and happiness.

MerryB said...

US Weekly says that Zoe has known this guy she married for years. Don't believe the Enty.

Seven of Eleven said...



That's very generous of you, letting her explain her reasons for using a surrogate.

Yay for Emily Blunt & John Krasinski!

Count Jerkula said...

I pray for Emily Blunt's butt to have a speedy recovery after the birth.

Kels said...

But believe US Weekly?

lelale said...

Laura Dern is so talented but her personal life is so trashy. She played the victim with BBT and Ben Harper but they were both very married when she met them. In fact Ben has babies with Laura and his first wife that are only a few months apart. She's just far enough under the radar that no one acknowledges that she's kind of shady.

Tae Scott said...

Happy for Emily but I read Zoe and Marco were friends for a while and then started dating. So they only dated for a few weeks.

Snapdragon said...

Ugh, fucking 'man card' talk. Hate that shit.

Snapdragon said...

(I only mean it's so rigidly patriarchical.)

Rach Around said...

Agreed Lady. Some people have no other options. I thought that was a bit cunty.

Rach Around said...

When I saw headline if babies, marriage, divorce followed by Emily & John, with baited breath I was expecting them to be the latter based on gossip snippets. Glad it ain't so. That'll be one beautiful bubba.

La Minette Grincheuse said...

As much as John makes my heart go pitter-patter, I wish he and Emily the best. Based on past rumors I hope the baby isn't supposed to "fix" their marriage - we know that never goes well in the end.

lazyday603 said...

"This will be her first baby and it's presumably with John Krasinski...."

You're really scaling the heights of douchebaggery with that comment. You've gotten really nasty the last couple of months and not in a witty way like DListed. But this is your lowest yet.

Cee Kay said...

It's been rumored FOREVER (yes, on this site too) that Emily screws around. It's not actually douchebaggery to comment on someone else's sluttery. (!)

chopchop said...

I think Enty's little comment about why Jordana needed a surrogate is referring to her having the Herp. Remember, she was Derek Jeter's girlfriend for a while.

BotoncitoRosa said...

"OMG you are so cruel and lack empathy and heart Enty", yet you are still checking the site?
It's like getting drunk while saying that alcohol is awful for damaging your liver and giving you a terrible hangover, yet you keep drinking.

Elissa said...

Holly Madison's new husband may be a total dick, but I have to wonder: can a guy REALLY lose his "man card" for letting his PLAYBOY PLAYMATE wife have her dream Disney wedding? Isn't marrying a Playmate sort of like the pinnacle of "manliness" for men??

Since I'm not a man, I don't understand the prestige of being with a woman who makes her living being naked for total strangers, but it seems to be a big deal for men.

di butler said...

Dina Eastwood is such a user. Hope Clint has a prenup, she doesn't need to drain any more of his $$$.