Friday, September 13, 2013

Sopranos Actor Busted For Fake $100 Bills

For five episodes, Louis Gross played Perry Annunzita on the show The Sopranos. Since the show ended the former model turned actor has spent most of his life in a courtroom and now is looking at fifteen years in jail. The actor was busted by NYC police last month for passing fake $100 bills. When police approached Gross to arrest him he threw four of the bills on the ground before trying to run. Yeah, there is no way the police won't notice the bills on the ground or tie them to you. Even though bail was only set at $3500 which seems ridiculously low by the way the actor hasn't been able to post bond and has been in jail since his arrest. Gross had previously been arrested on charges of felony drug dealing in pot. Do you know how much pot it takes to get to a felony?

31 comments:

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

dolla dolla bills ya'll

Count Jerkula said...

3/4 of the show was 1/2ass wise guys getting enough credits to get in on the SAG health insurance.

Bacon Ranch said...

Depends on if was Canadian pot.

Dolphy said...

Over an ounce is a felony.

Bacon Ranch said...

Depends on if it's a Canadian ounce.

MerryB said...

Do you know Enty?

Heaven help any of your clients.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

How the fuck is he supposed to make bail if all he has is counterfeit money? Enty you are so fucking rude!!! I've about had it with this shit!!!

Him said...

Dun dun DUNNNN!!

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Bacon Ranch said...

It's SERIOUS BUSINESS. That's the whole deal MerryB. He can't spill too much, just enough.
Notorious is right, it's bullsh*t.

We'll be reading about him.her (shim?) once the Canadian Mafia gets a tip from Jay-z and a car happens to blow up.

Oh yes we will.

Folly said...

Canadian coins make me retch.

rajahcat said...

art imitates life or life imitates art?

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Canadian bacon is a bullshit LIE!! It's just ham!!!

Bacon Ranch said...

Lower your voice W.i.g

I actually like you. Keep it down.

Auto Co-Wrecked said...

Playya gots ta playy. Pitty he soo bad ats it

j kav said...

New York State has some of the strictest drug laws of the country. it really doesn't take that much pot to be a felony here

Enty Love said...

Wig, Enty is NOT rude! Enty is a gentleman and I defy you to find a more exlempary human being EVER. You disgust me!

Enty Love said...

*EXEMPLARY

Sorry for pulling an auntliddy

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Suck my glue h8ers!!!

LocoLola said...

Oh, ffs! It's a gossip blog, people! People all'a time gotta be bitching and people all'a time gotta be bitching about people bitching!

Chill the fuck out!!

LocoLola said...

Oh lordy, Enty has a Stan.

Rose said...

Are you asking us? You know it varies by state right? To be clear, I am asking if you know that.

Enty Love said...

@Rose, CLEARLY it was a rhetorical question. Enty is one of this country's most brilliant legal minds!

Auto Co-Wrecked said...

Ramined me nevar two hyre Entay if i am in trubble. I luves ya Entay butt yur not verry knolegdeable of de laws

Seven of Eleven said...

Sounds rhetorical but who knows. The first thing I thought too was one of his buddies bailing him out with fake bills!

Little Broken Bird said...

Entry has a Stan! Or we are in the presence of the most sarcastic person alive! I hope it's the latter!

__-__=__ said...

I can't believe he got caught! Do you know how much cash money you can spend in NYC that would be 100% untraceable?!?!?!?! Not the brightest bulb in the pack I see.

Cee Kay said...

We don't call it Canadian bacon. That's some damned-fool American thing. We call it back bacon, cuz, well, you know, that's what it is.

NaughtyNurse said...

I hate when these actors who just had tiny little parts on big shows are later referred to as "BIG NAME SHOW" actors. Using the show's name to try and turn a no-name, barely-an-actor into news when they've done something wrong. Just annoying.

PJJ said...

Days later and I'm still crying laughing at this comment. Thank you, @Notorious W.i.g.

PJJ said...

Days later and I'm still crying laughing at this comment. Thank you, @Notorious W.i.g.