Thursday, October 24, 2013

Blind Item #7 - I Love This One

Honestly this is the best blind I have heard in awhile. OK, so back a few years ago this at the time A+ list celebrity/singer who really was not doing much singing that was successful and spent most of her time just looking pretty and selling things except when people were calling her fat then she just sold things got cheated on. Well, she had cheated in another relationship so I guess this was karma.

What makes this so amazing is that her A list celebrity boyfriend at the time was so ready to end it that he was trying to do as much damage as he could and had sex with this then, and still now, A list country singer who he had a long history with. They had sex in the bedroom of the house he shared with the A+lister. He was not finished doing damage and hired a look-a-like hooker of the A+list celebrity to come over and she wore the celebrity's lingerie and one of her wigs and the boyfriend filmed himself having sex with her. He then left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life.

49 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Jessica Simpson / Tony Romo /

VIPblonde said...

Carrie Underwood

VIPblonde said...

(As the third)

AJ said...

Christina A & her BF after her husband ?
Country Singer Taylor Swift ?

Kristin said...

Simpson/Romo/ Underwood

Lucas said...

Romo has shown over and over on the football field that he isn't that clever.

derek harvey said...

I agree VIP but some people here get shocked at Jessicas ranking----I consider her definitely at least A at one point

AJ said...

VIP that makes more sense.
It's why your usually right.

Cleodacat said...

Good guess VIP, I was drawing a blank.

texas rose said...

But what is the name of the look a like hooker??

gypsygirl said...

+1...
Tho i wanted it to be affleck/lopez cuz she sucks at being a person

Renoblondee said...

Has to be Jess for the first part.

Rebecca said...

I don't have a guess, but that is horrible.

Seven of Eleven said...

The video.

texas rose said...

So Romo knew she wouldn't leak the dvd of him having sex with hooker because she looked like Simpson? Was she a dead ringer or did she never look into the camera? Seems like he was taking quite a risk. Maybe he has some dvds of her so he knew she wouldn't make it public.

Lucas said...

That clip somehow makes that completely unattractive.

timebob said...

if this is Tony he also dumped her on her birthday or day before. So he went full circle on her to make sure she had a shit day.

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Kristin said...

@texas rose Breastica Blimpson

Tina Mallette said...

We should start a petition. Start proofreading CDAN or the boycott begins.

If the A list celebrity singer did not cheat on this guy which is not clear at all why didn't he just grows some balls and leave her without the fanfare. What's serious issues does he have that he needed to "destroy" her?

Kno Won Uno said...

Seems like a smarmy Romo thing to do. He's basically a toddler with money.
...and so is she.
They were perfect for each other.

sandybrook said...

Remember when Romo sucking used to be blamed on his celebrity g/fs? Hes married now to Chase Crawford's Tv news sister and he still sucks!

Seachica said...

This fits with all the stories that circulated that Romo was done with, but she wouldn't let him go. He may have had to do something desperate to get rid of her.

He's the fool. His NFL money will be gone within 5 years of retirement, and she will continue as a fashion mogul.

skimpymist said...

Um this sounds like the plot for JT's "cry me a river".

Tara said...

Jessica has that dumb reputation, but she's had even more longevity than Paris Hilton, who we thought would never leave. Jessica has a billion-dollar clothing line of clothes, shoes, accessories, and I think she has lingerie/swimwear or did. The media fatlash made her a sympathetic figure for average-sized women. I imagine that while her country singer career didn't take off she has high likability in the midwest and south.

So she's not TTO dumb.

skimpymist said...

I didn't know jess wore wigs. She has nice hair, why bother with a wig.

timebob said...

OMFG can we please stop with the Jessica is a genius. She is not a fashion genius. She was lucky to hook up with a designer that tapped the mall girl market that would spend a little extra but still have money left over.

She signed a license deal put together by her father.

She signed a piece of paper that's it. From what I understand the original designer left to start his own line. So lets see how the Jessica Simpson line is doing in a few years.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't like Romo, but I don't blame him. That bim's daddy was selling him out to tabloids, causing him tons of headaches w/ Cowgirl fans. She allowed her dad to do it, so an "FU, Good bye" isn't an unreasonable exit.

Whatzmyname said...

So how many times did Romo actually dump Jessica Simpson before the message was understood by her?! Lol! Dumb and Dumber the remake right there!

PS said...

Why is this kind lovable? I think it sucks. I am no Smpson, nor a Romo fan, but, I also don't see the point of being intentionally cruel. He doesn't have the balls to ehonor reasonably, if not with a little kindness and integrity, but It is within his comfort zone to film himself screwing a doppelgänger and leaving a hostile send off letter? Just leave, wuss.

Sherry said...

Remember the episode of "Coupling" where the guy tried to break up with the newscaster girl and she refused? "No I don't accept." It must be awful to not be able to get rid of someone.

Mediocre Mom said...

JSimp/JMayer/TSwift

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Jessica Ross said...

argh! I couldn't get past the bad grammar and punctuation to finish reading the blind...
"except when people were calling her fat" (COMMA) "then just sold things" (COMMA) "got cheated on."

sorry. :/

auntliddy said...

What the hell??!!

Sunny said...

@MM
That's who I was thinking too, but these other guys are getting me on board with Romo/Underwood. It seems there would be more animosity between romo/Simpson than Mayer and his sexual napalm

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

I tried to read this as Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian but it doesn't fit at all. MEH

ktmonster said...

I'm never a fan of celebrity clothing lines, but I will admit, I love her shoe line.

ms snarky said...

@skimpymist - exactly my first thought too.

Welldun said...

I hate the idea that Jessica Simpson's dumb ass would ever be considered A list.

OTOH, Carrie Underwear strikes me as an extreme tight ass.

BTownGirl said...

@skimpymist & ms. snarky - Same here!! I wonder if Timbaland was waiting in the car out front. In any event, if only Romo could bring this Bad Bitch Attitude to the football field.

abob said...

@Sherry

An unflushable! God Jane was a great character.

Unknown said...

What a terrible story. Romo did tell security to keep Jessica out of his gated community. I do remember that. I guess he was afraid of Jessica after what he did to her. Didn't Romo end up marrying some girl who looks like his sisters twin? There is something really freaky about the new woman in his life.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow...whoever he is, he is an asshole. Karma is a bitch, you POS.

Maggie said...

I like your guess better sounds something like J may would do.

Unknown said...

Wow I would leak that dvd all over the internet as payback.

Kathleen said...

Romo, Simpson, Underwood. Should be labeled Easy Easy. She treated her ex husband terribly, so no sympathy here. Even still, I don't believe many aspects of this blind. Too over-the-top.

babo said...

Good to see "Coupling" mentioned ...