Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Engaged
You just know that Kris wants this to be front page news and to make it the biggest wedding Kanye can afford while selling the rights to the wedding which Kris will pocket for herself. She will dress up her monkeys named Khloe, Kourtney and Kylie and Kendall and take her 20% cut from getting them on the show. Toto aka Bruce will not attend.
I see Kanye's vision a little differently. he probably wants North dressed like an angel while choirs sing Gold Digger as Kim walks down the aisle.
Kanye proposed to Kim in AT&T park in San Francisco thereby cursing the Giants for all entirety. He did it surrounded by an orchestra and family. Kanye did it on Kim's birthday to save the trouble of getting another present for her. well, except for the Yeezus shirt every guest got in a swag bag which also contains his new CD and a coupon for his clothing line.
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Ricardo weeps
The word is eternity.
Ok, that was funny. LOL
The only redeeming value of their potential marriage is that during the ensuing divorce, she may drive the soft headed moron to suicide.
While I do loathe both of these people, Kanye has actually been genuinely smiling lately. Maybe being kind of happy will make him slightly less douchetastic. But only just enough for him to not be so far off the charts douchetastic.
Let's face it, this is a match made in self-involved jerk heaven.
+1 Count
That was lame
Yuck! He did this in my hometown!
Oddly enough despite the hoopla that they create, I've always thought they genuinely care for each other.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if in like 20 years they were still together and they were the Hollywood couple that went the "distance" ?
This is wonderful news as we are celebrating the right for gay people to get married here in Australia (ACT) so congrats to (gay) Kanye and (clueless) Kimmy.
"he probably wants North dressed like an angel while choirs sing Gold Digger as Kim walks down the aisle."
Awesome.
I kinda feel like these two are soulmates.
He does seem softer since North South was born...still can't stand 'em.
A curse on those of you who support this family by watching their shows!
And if I hadn't been married already, with the picture Enty painted of their forthcoming nuptials, I would have wanted what he said.
I knew it Count, you're a glass half full kinda guy.
All Yeesus has to do is look at Odmon to see his future.
Why does or would anyne care? I have to say what a horrible proposal, for someone who claims to be some type of creative genious, a jumbo tron is his idea of genious?
@Dude
He's Yeesus! He is all omniscient and the essence of creativity, especially with a jumbo tron.
Folly, was that......... a COMPLAINT?!
Ugh Enty. Im complaining because no one cares about this fraudulent relationship.
So this is why Kanye cancelled his concert last night in Vancouver at the last minute. Obnoxious and rude to his paying fans.
Henriette: if he takes a good hard, non soft focused vasoline over the lens look at Kris, he'll see his future.
I must've missed the complaint bus. Are we outing whiners? Pick me! I hate the way that so and so does that thing....
Rach it's a complaint train!! Choo- choo!!
Well then allllll aboard! I'm the fat conductor. I always wanted to pull a train (wink)
Count me in for the complaint train! What a lame attempt at trying to be funny.
Kanye does look way happier lately. Who knows?
This is my dedication to this couple
ode to Kim and Kuntye
Not a popular opinion, but I've always liked Kanye. It's probably maternal, who knows?
I've always found the Kardashians utterly loathsome, but I must admit that I like these two together.
If it's an act, they're more talented than I gave them credit for. They seem...oh...what's the word....."happy"? together. It's all a bit disconcerting.
If it's a charade, I applaud the performance. If it's not, I hope they'll be happy for as long as these two people can be happy.
Huzzah!
Folly, all complaints need to be addressed to management in writing, duplicate. Then they will be promptly used to mop up fat man gravy
Then all complaints will be applied to the site to insure a richly infuriating experience.
Unless someone placed a mirror in front of Kanye.
He wants a private affair for their wedding but proposes to the biggest fame whore around in a ballpark with photographers around who sell the pictures to TMZ.
Well, Yeesus can buy that special ring that was just sold at auction for a nice price.
Ballpark? Are they holding the wedding in Kim's holy place?
Ha ha! Classy Henriette. I like your thinking. He can probably reuse some of those bedroom papadums left by the former Mr Kim K.
That is terrible. If/ when it's rescheduled it would be awesome if fans just got their refunds & no one showed up!
So I wonder who gets to tell Kanye that KIM is the bride?
For being a self proclaimed Genius, he doesn't seem to make smart choices.
These two put the gag in engaged.
i hope Kanye yells 'WE WANT PRENUP'
I would never ever marry KIM. This should be the long engagement. I just could not put up with PMK.
PMK just looks like the devil to me.
SHIVERS
http://youtu.be/lq0FxwAlP_c
Engaged, enraged.... meh. So what. kanye's anger was fake and so is his so called happiness.
Isn't there a blind where Kim planned and plotted her pregnancy and her mom was tracking her ovulation cycle? Wasn't there another blind that insinuated htat Kim got pregnant after having sex with Kanye only twice?
The truth is out there somewhere. Hopefully it will come out one day.
Kanye should keep her barefoot and pregnant. ;-) that would be a reality show in and of itself.
well maybe having that baby actually in his arms has melted that cold living for PR heart of his
My initial reaction is this is a long engagement to be broken when it's safe for Kanye to take his exit, keeps Kim off his back for now.
Whilst he can milk the engagement for PR purposes. Krafty Kanye. Or my other thought upon hearing he only want Riccardo there is he is actually marrying Riccardo and Kim is the willing witness.
For some reason this news makes me giggly. Lohan's Liz & Dick meets the Jefferson's.
Okay who is Riccardo? I'm glad to say I don't know who he is. And good point Ms. Cool. They rent out AT&T park to show off and then they want a small private wedding? Oh hail naw! PMK will never allow that to happen. EVEH!
Maybe this 'splains the horrible gridlock in SF yesterday along with the BART strike.
LOL! V! That was too funny.
Should we start a pool on how long the marriage lasts? Maybe the winner will get a signed copy of Amber Tamblin's book
Anybody can rent out AT&T park for a night - it's not that special.
They will never walk down the aisle.
He has been engaged TWICE before.
This marriage ain't happening.
If this curses my beloved Giants, I will make voodoo dolls of them and stick pins in their eyes!
Will they invite Taylor Swift and George Bush to the wedding?
They're both fame whores and Kanye is still denying he's gay. I definitely believe the marriage will happen, but I also believe a divorce will too.
Thanks Sherry...I would probably watch. If only to see Kanye do the George Jefferson dance :)
These two deserve each other.
Wow, I feel like taking a shat in my solid gold toilet, Im so excited.
Since marriage is not synonymous with love in Hollywood, I think Kanye being gay would not affect the long-term odds of this marriage. I think, like Kim's mother before him, Kanye sees Kim as a money-making and baby-making factory, who can help establish his immortality. He's happy, Kris is happy, Kim will get all kinds of money and luxury, so that's a nice consolation prize for happiness.
Last night was the first cold/winter-y pm of the season in SF... I now know why!
As much as I can't stand this trollop and everything she and her family stand for, I feel very happy for her having everything she has ever wanted ... she has a beautiful home; a fiance who dotes on her (I think he loves her more than she does him); and a little one (I'm undecided on whether she loves being a mother or sees her child as a rival).
Let's hope she takes the whole marriage thing seriously this time.
Perfectly stated, Blake. My sentiments exactly...
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