Sunday, November 03, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 5, 2008

#1 - I honestly thought I knew about most sexual fetishes. I guess I have heard of this, but never heard of anyone who actually participated. The thought that a former A list film actor and now a B- with some great name recognition would enjoy participating in food sex is kind of funny. Food sex as in covering you and your partner in various foods and then having sex. Our actor only does it in hotels and only with hookers. Maybe having all that food all over him hides his bald areas.

Jude Law

37 comments:

LottaColada said...

Food sex as in covering you and your partner in various foods and then having sex.

Uh, thanks for the tutorial?

shopgirl said...

Geez Enty, you've never had the pleasure of bacon-covered sex?

Cleodacat said...

Maybe he's trying to recreate 9 1/2 weeks.

FrenchGirl said...

it's fetish?

who cares? they're consenting and it's fun

Seven of Eleven said...

@Lotta, clarification due to Entern's Saturday night?

TalksTooMuch said...

Word to the wise: take all vegetables out of the fridge at least an hour before. At least. As you were.

Bacon Ranch said...

Lohan and Jude.

There is nothing wrong with bacon btw, shopgirl. :)

But for sex? That's just a no.

HannahBanana said...

Thanks for the tip! I learn so much here....lol!!!! I can see how that refrigerated business could get VERY cold. But alas, I'm far too OCD for all that mess.

Violet said...

Surely it depends on the food type though yes? I mean fair do of it's ice cream but possibly a little bit grim if it's spaghetti bolagnaise (sp?)

LottaColada said...

@Seven, I didn't even know entern's started in '08.

texas rose said...

Wow - the guesses from blind were all over the place- Hanks, willis, Costner ect - only a couple guesses Law.

Forever Young said...

That has to be very messy ... and you'd have to be really selective with the foods you used ...

The Real Dragon said...

Yes. Call me Jude.

Bacon Ranch said...

Hi Jude, I'm Lindsay!

CitizenYoungstown said...

My friend runs a site called Pittsburgh Messies, girls covered in baked beans or chocolate syrup and the like. It's a pretty common fetish.

CitizenYoungstown said...

My friend runs a site called Pittsburgh Messies, girls covered in baked beans or chocolate syrup and the like. It's a pretty common fetish.

Tina Mallette said...

Mmmmm cheesecake and sex the perfect combination.

NaughtyNurse said...

Hello, 9 1/2 Weeks!

Blondie! said...

As long as it's low cal, I'm game. Jude, call me!

AndrewBW said...

I love you! I love bacon! But I really love you WRAPPED in bacon!

LetLoveRule said...

There was an episode of 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' that featured a client who had this fetish! I believe they called it 'sploshing?'

Count Jerkula said...

Only whipped cream. I once asked my ex to sit on a cake and let me eat it off, but she wouldn't :( She didn't dig cold stuff, so I never asked about soft serve ice cream.

AIP said...

If it wasn't for the mess that they leave the poor housekeeper, I don't see what the issue with this is. Hardly worth mentioning.

hunter said...

Oh puh-leeeze. I've done this plenty, it's no big deal.

The chocolate pudding with sprinkles was a messy one though.

Sherry said...

Funny story: a friend thought it would be funny to put chocolate icing in her butt crack and get in the shower with her husband. Here's where refrigeration mattered TTM.

Brenda L said...

I highly recommend the little icing packets from the Toaster Strudel. The best thing to ever happen to a penis.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Don't fry bacon while you're naked.

lutefisk said...

Brenda L, do you eat the toaster strudels plain, with a different topping, or just toss them? I have to know.

Katie said...

Whip cream and chocolate! Mmmmm.

Brenda L said...

lutefisk....I end up with a freezer full of Toaster Strudel that no one will eat due to no packets....I eventually have to toss them.

But the Penis of the House is way happy! and sticky!

lutefisk said...

At least someone was happy. I would buy those strudels, and somehow each and every time lose the icing packets in the fridge. No one wanted the strudels without the icing. Eventually the packets would show up, but they would be dried up and useless.

Star said...

Just make sure to shower afterwards. Used hot fudge and caramel sauce once and although all licked cleaned and quick clean up at the sink wasnt enough and got a infection.

Rach Around said...

As opposed to shoving phallic shaped vegetables or small goods placed in body orrifices?

Rach Around said...

Lotta : perhaps Enty clarified, as it could also mean people fucking food items. Or being fucked by them.

Rach Around said...

Hunter: yeah, me too. I thought chocolate body paint or strategically placed cream or peanut butter were pretty vanilla as far as peccadilloes go...

Rach Around said...

*High fives Brenda L*
Don't have toaster strudels here, but I get the gist.

di butler said...

White trash Cheese Whiz sex is a bitch to get out of every nook and cranny. Pudding wrestling gets it pretty much in the same spots, BTW