Monday, February 19, 2018

Blind Item #12

This permanent A+ list singer got turned down by several guys over the past week. She says that has never happened to her before and locked herself in her room for a few days muttering about getting older. Then, she went out to try and prove she was still young and that didn't really work out well.

53 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Madonna

supapimp said...

Mimi

one_eyed_bob said...

+1 tricia13. Madonna and her selfie

Randaleese said...

Fergie trying to seem young and sexy with her raspy Marilyn Monroe rendition of The National Anthem! LMAO!!!

MichiganMama59 said...

I bet she calls herself a feminist.

T. W. said...

Was Fergie horny? Please tell me she did not do that on purpose.

Unknown said...

Madonna. She's been posting some very desperate pix of herself lately.

MissDe said...

Mariah has her boytoy Tanaka and they both are posting pics all the time her Valentine's day pic with him on IG was hilarious she captioned it "I'm in heaven with my boyfriend" (fantasy lyric) lol wow maybe Madonna...haven't heard about her really in a long time besides her skin care line in Barney's last year.

Suzie P said...

I'm younger than her but not by much. You can't make your whole life be about how desirable and sexy you are. That makes you about an inch deep. You have to - as you grow older - broaden your world and start thinking about HELPING other people - not helping them get off - but doing something to make the world a better place. She's just pathetic.

Samantha Willow said...

Lacking self esteem eh Madge? When you remove the looks, being a bitch isn't taken well.

Don Kieballs said...

Mariah Carey at Dan Tana's with Bryan Tanaka

How dare you come for Madonna. She was everything to us neglected and unloved gays back in the day. (but she did "steal" voguing)

Sofie said...

If you're talking about Madonna, hasn't she done a LOT for Malawi though? Also, hasn't she been advocating gay causes, hasn't she done a lot for HIV awareness etc?
Even if I do agree she seems to have a hard time getting older and sometimes comes off desperate, to be fair, I also think she's highly intelligent, pretty funny and seems to be a good mother (if Lourdes is an indication). There's obviously more to her than just her showbiz persona.

Boldblonde said...

Must be Fergie!

Rafael said...

Probably Maddona. Anyone with a dick would bang Fergie or Mimi fat asses.

Sd Auntie said...

Madonna! She should take a look at Helen Mirren and how sexy she is without trying. Dress age appropriately, minimal eye make up with good natural face lift. Nobody wants to see the muscular legs anymore. Grow old gracefully and embrace it

timebob said...

Madonna is going to be 60 this year. I mean tick tock.

Do Tell said...

Madonna will live past 100, I think.

Boldblonde said...

Still stand withe the Fergie guess. She isn't attractive at all. Madonna is Madonna, nobody would say no to her. And Mimi well she already has her boytoy.

Boldblonde said...

Still stand withe the Fergie guess. She isn't attractive at all. Madonna is Madonna, nobody would say no to her. And Mimi well she already has her boytoy.

Veech said...

Wouldn't Madonna be considered an A+ permanent celebrity, not singer?

Jean Grey said...

Fergie

Han Niam said...

@Sofie Your comment is a good comment.

To be fair, it’s gotta be tough building a career this long around sex appeal when the world largely has yet to get behind older women being sexy.

Don Kieballs said...

She did have some cute movies, like Who's That Girl, but Evita cancelled out her previous work. I love Madonna, but I have to side with the great Diva Patti LuPone on the actress label.

Han Niam said...

@SD I’d love to see her do that. But I question whether the world would accept that form of sexy from her.

Han Niam said...

+1 to Fergie for the “That didn’t work out well” clue. There has to be some motivation for loving up the anthem that weirdly.

Ramone Love said...

Isn't Madonna ALWAYS locked in a room taking creepy selfies?

Amy said...

OMG she seems a nightmare mother -- Rocco specifically wanted nothing to do with her. At least one of her adopted African babies still has a mother and was not an orphan. Whatever. Sexy at 59 is not looking like you desperately want to be as young as your daughter.

cap'ngeech said...

I like can't imagine fergie every being perm A+!!! I mean it could be madonna, would it be Mariah (I feel she's way too lazy) also, not perm a+ and I don't think she should be getting turned down, but Kylie Minogue?

texasrose said...

Once again all you have to do is google madonna and Daily Mail and see that they had a story on her going topless yesterday to confirm that this blind is about madonna.

Cail Corishev said...

Madonna isn't "getting older." She's "old," at least in the context of pulling guys on the street rather than in a retirement home. She's older than me, and I'm old. There's not even any rose-colored-glasses "I'd do her because I remember when she was hot" attraction left there.

parissucksliterally said...

Fergie is NOT Permanent A list. No way in hell, not even in Enty terms.

Unknown said...

The problem isn't that Madonna does the selfies, it's that they're on the low grade level of Bella Thorne and the Kardashians, like you expect her to smell like old cigarette smoke and booze. The day Madonna started following the crowd to be culturally relevant is when it stopped working.

Cadmium77 said...

Damn being hip is really hard work.

Bunny said...

That selfie of Madge. Yikes.

Anne T. said...

Madge or Demi Moore...

Heidi Ever Heart said...

Amen to that advice. Charlotte Rampling still sexy, too.

MattDaddy said...

Being 59 does not mean “not sexy.” But sex appeal is about way more than just anatomy. It’s about charm, charisma, vulnerability, all kinds of things. I liked Madonna in the 80s but I feel like she long ago surrendered her dignity in the pursuit of a look that’s more common in 14-year-olds who have no idea how short their skirts are. It’s a bit painful to watch.

Mad Hominem said...

Fergie must be awfully flattered that some of us would actually consider her as "permanent A+" celebrity.

SororSalsa said...

Madonna has done a lot for Malawi? You mean in exchange for stealing their children?

TimC said...

it sucks getting older and i mean for anyone. we need a youth pill.

Sign Name Below said...

+1 @SororSalsa

Love a Good Story said...

Can’t change biology. There is a time for every season.

rosie riveter said...

Omg I think Madonna stole that from my gay cousin Albert. When I was still a naive teenager in a small town, he was in his 40's and burst out with the most hilarious, flamboyant, Vogue moves when Madonna came on the radio! Its all I've ever thought of since, whenever I hear the song or even see the word.

Citizen S said...

Madonna has built schools in Malawi and she's not just a "singer" and she was great in Evita. What is with the hate towards her?? I don't think this is her.

My guess is Mariah, she always seems a little desperate to me. Maybe even Katie Perry.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I think our society is far too obsessed in youth. For something that happens to everybody with no exception, it sure have a really hard time accepting it.

I literally just spent this morning writing about this very subject (about time and chronological age).

Scandi Sanskrit said...

"Neglected and unloved gays" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like you'd really enjoy Sakaar.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*we (not 'it'). FFS.

Xpensive Hobutt said...

Madunga is old, dried up, skank pussy. She likes to get ghetto boys with big thin dicks to penetrate her crusty cunt, but I suppose she ran out.

Froggy04 said...

Does anyone really consider Fergie permanent A+ list?

annie roo said...

About time Madonna settled down with someone. Joan Collins certainly knows how to do it, perhaps they should have afternoon tea together and Joan tell her what is what.

TerriB said...

Cher...

Bubbles said...

Well if Madonna needs to learn to grow old gracefully can someone please remind mick jagger that he’s a grandpa and his bony wrinkled ass has lost what appeal it may have had long ago. But then, no one seems to have a problem with the methuselahs chasing after young tale.

Shawn McGuire said...

It’s probably not that she’s old, but probably that she’s going for guys that are too young.

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