Sunday, February 25, 2018

Blind Item #6

That fake boyfriend of hers was nowhere in sight for our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress who spent this weekend yachting with a very wealthy South American here in the US.

32 comments:

bonestructure said...

Rita Oraaaa

sandybrook said...

Rita Whora is not my favorite foreign born singer\"actress" Entern😣

bouldercougar said...

Ugh just quit calling it "yachting" and call it what it is. Whoring. Escorting. Prostituting. I doubt there were any "yachts" involved

Bumtitty said...

Vera Lynn or Kylie Minogue

Freckles said...

Rita is Land Yachting in the usa?

Dena said...

She's in Miami, so I guess you can yacht there...news to me.

Han Niam said...

Y’all are ruining actual boat yachting for me. If it was anywhere on my bucket list, I’d be peeved.

Sd Auntie said...

Fake picture of ora with Calvin. In the DM. Lol

David Howes said...

The definition of Yachting is:

A large hole in the water you keep pouring money into.

=)

fustian said...

Boy, I would think it's way too cold to be out yachting this time of year. The water is way too cold and those winds out of the north will freeze your danglies right off!

You'd probably have to pay good money to get somebody out of a yacht this time of year!

Lonely Bastard said...

@David Howe. PJ O'Rourke said you can get the exact same experience by standing fully clothed in your shower ripping up $100 bills.

Han Niam said...

Looks like a balmy 79 degrees in Miami today.

sandybrook said...

Oh it's been very warm most of this month down here in Florida and yes, Miami has yachters. If I have yachts 200 miles up the coast, Miami with all the South and Central American rich bastards living there sure does.

Don Kieballs said...

sandybrook - pardon my bluntness, but if you have yachts, why no invites? I'm sure if you stared a "yacht club" I would bring in more than enough profit to cover at least one Redbox rental a month.

fustian said...

@bouldercougar

"Ugh just quit calling it "yachting" and call it what it is. Whoring. Escorting. Prostituting. I doubt there were any "yachts" involved"

Yeah.

But those terms are so pejorative and judgmental! "Yachting" has an almost whimsical character to it.

Plus clearly this is a much higher class activity done only by those of "haughty particularity".

"Whoring" is only done by the "bootless and unhorsed".

Terry Teratoma said...

I think "land yachting" is one of my favourite things that has ever come out of this site.😂

Lau Ra said...

She is in Florida since Thursday. Miami to be precise.

sandybrook said...

Don I don't have a yacht myself, but at the end of my street is a yacht club. And you can see all sorts of boats and yachts right there owned by the locals who live in the huge estates on that part of the riverfront.

Truthseeker said...

Jville FL here, and we have yachts, we have the biggest often docked at our Jax landing, Shan Khad loves to bring his in and park it right near Hooters ;)
It is gorgeous in Florida, so no cold to worry about, just stay out of the water. ;)

Violet said...

Yachting is worse than whoring. Whores often are desperate people with few options, and many have certain things they just "won't do."

Yacht girls are often already wealthy, but they always want more. And there is nothing they "won't do," or allow to be done to them.

fustian said...

@Violet
"Yacht girls are often already wealthy, but they always want more. And there is nothing they "won't do," or allow to be done to them."

I'm curious about this. Are you guessing or do you know?

Violet said...

Streetwalkers are often runaways or addicts. Saw plenty when I lived in Manhattan near South Park Ave years ago. Occasionally, you'd hear them warning each other about this or that weird customer.

Yachters tend to be actresses or models who can get more money than any street hoe, since they add status to their services: the customer's envy-quotient is increased by being seen with them. However, many of the yacht-owners are bored Middle-Eastern magnates, so they won't settle for ordinary activities. Besides, they like degrading women.

YOU ask yourself what that model had to do to get all that bling from Jho Low--which she had to give up to the government when he was investigated, so essentially, she went through all that trouble for nothing.

And then of course, there are the "Dubai Porto-potties."

Zoë Harper said...

Yes, they are greedy and probably have some bad habits to fund. Why do we “celebrate” celebrities, they set no example to the rest of us who earn an honest living

DotDotDot said...

Riverfront - haha - when I think of river I think of Kristen Wigg singing, "I'm going to go down to the river." - haha!

fustian said...

@Violet

OK, I checked out the "Dubai Porto-potties" story.

And that's quite off-putting. You may be surprised to know that, even if I decided to afford those kinds of services, I would not want them.

At all.

But.

I'm not clear completely that those should be considered "yachters", although maybe I just don't fully understand the actual definition of the term. I guess I had thought that if Jennifer Lawrence or Goopy rented herself out, that was yachting. But the ladies I read about doing the Dubai Porta Potties gig sound like more conventional sex workers. (tagthesponsor.com is your key to all things porta-potty)

But I take your larger point!

Holy crap!?

Ally said...

Rotten whora...she is not liked at all in the UK.

SteveD said...

With what I've learned about yachting, I have to reconsider everything about Thurston Howell III.

FancyFel said...

@fustian
Thank you for the site recommendation! Tag the sponsor is very interesting and a new bookmark.

Violet said...

Consider the money an ordinary skank gets for engaging in this sort of thing. Now add a minor celebrity who can demand an exponential increase.

Bear in mind that unless the minor celebrity has an addiction, a greedy, vengeful pimp to please, or a secret child she's supporting a la Fantine, there's no reason for her to comply out of desperation.

In other words, yacht girls freely choose what girls on H'wood Blvd or around the Hudson Tunnel would refuse to do if they can find another customer who's relatively normal.

Sd Auntie said...

Thurston would never cheat on lovey!

Raging Bunnies said...

Fake as in "paid to be around" or
Fake as in "George Glass".

... I guess it would go without saying that George wouldn't be seen.

fustian said...

@FancyFel:

I wouldn't exactly call it a "recommendation". And I would suggest to you that a little of that sort of thing goes a long way.


@Violet:

I guess I'll have to take your word for what an ordinary sex worker will or won't do. I just don't have any experience to call on here. But I find myself stunned that there would be a lot of call for a lot of that stuff mentioned in the Dubai article. If I was the sort to rent female companionship, I cannot imagine wanting to poop on them and I damned sure wouldn't want to be pooped on myself.

Please tell me this is a very rare thing!?

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