Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Blind Item #4

This A+ list mogul/host/a-hole would like you to think things are all nice and cozy with the woman he calls his girlfriend. Ummm, I'm pretty sure that was a different guy she was making out with every time anyone saw them in public while on vacation together.

36 comments:

bonestructure said...

Seacrest

Tricia13 said...

Seacrest/Shana

Brayson87 said...

Addicted to the beard.

FancyFel said...

Conspiracy theory alert: Seacrest allegations violate a clause of the beard-Ing contract and Shana needs out so that her reputation doesn't turn out to be that she is supporting a creep. So she is allowed to exit, maybe even paid a bonus, if the break up is no-fault from Seacrest. Thus staged 'cheating pics'. During a time that no one would blame her for separating.
End scene.

rosie riveter said...

Are there still rumors he sexually (anything) a female?
It didn't happen. He's not straight.

nonyabusiness said...

i still don't believe he harassed any women either

mercyprosperity said...

Simon Cowell

cc423 said...

You're good FancyFel

Unknown said...

I don't think Enty ever calls Seacrest an a-hole in blinds...sounds more like Simon.

FancyFel said...

@cc423 Thanks for complimenting my over active imagination!
Officially, the break up will be that Shayna is missing work opportunities in LA since moving to NYC and Ryan doesn't want to hold her back from opportunities so they decided to break up over the distance.

Kim said...

I didn't believe it either I think he'll end up coming out because of these allegations.

Karma said...

Maybe some of the down & out boys of San Francisco's Castro (poppers atent cgeap) will leak Seacrests wild 90s life in the city during his morning TV news/radio days. Streets do talk round here! ;) #condor #mobydick #polkgulch #swallow #phoenix #endup

fustian said...

I continue to be surprised everybody assumes that, just because Seacrest bangs dudes, he cannot ever bang a lady.

I've read about this thing called "bi-sexuality". How do we know what Mr. Ryan doesn't pork anything that moves?

Brayson87 said...

Good point fustian, Marlon Brando would f*ck a mailbox.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

People who fuck mailboxes are pansexual (not bisexual) since mailboxes are genderless (pronoun "it"). 📮

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I agree with everyone else who says gay men can harass women (because it's about power, not attraction).

That being said, I just get a weird vibe about the Seacrest thing. It feels like something is very off with the accusations.

Guesser said...

@FancyFel,I think you are right on both counts.

FancyFel said...

Not to say that he wont come out but i cant see Seacrest doing so as a result of being backed into a corner like this when there isn't any physical / cooraborating evidence and it is one person bringing it up.
His image goes from white bread boy next door to homosexual assaulter if he comes out. Too much at risk.

After the official announcement of breakup, he has to go the Clooney route and find a smart humanitarian, not necessarily feminist bc that is too on the nose, to be his new beard instead of the line of models.

Ryan, i know you are reading this and taking it all in. Just reach out to me directly if you need more PR advice ; )

oimachi said...

Out of curiosity, how would Seacrest be a mogul?

Unknown said...

Seacrest' mogulness comes from being an Executive Producer on many of the shows he appears own as well as a big ownership stake in all the Kardashian Hillbilly shows.

Halloweenie said...

@fancyfel you sound like you do work in pr. If not you have the weasel- like thinking of a spin doctor lol ( no offence)

Low Key said...

LOL @Scandi!

sandybrook said...

Nick Cannon\Lanisha Cole supposedly they dated and may have broken up but maybe, maybe not.

Liz Pop said...

I also thought Simon Cowell

Brayson87 said...

@Scandi, that's cis gender bullsh!t, a mailbox can be any gender it wants ;)

FancyFel said...

@halloweenie None taken at all! I'm not in PR but would watch a Scandal type show about Hollywood through maybe a PR character POV. Kinda like how the show Action was set up. The episodes can be based on old Hollywood blinds because the drama usually stands the test of time.

In the screenplay version of my fan fiction the plot thickens...
Who though actually benefits from Ryan going down in reputation?
And can afford to pay off his former stylist a sum of money to make a well timed accusation about events that happened but was never taken in the vindictive way that it is now presented?

Maybe a former A list E! Network star that wants the network to pay for the poor pay practices and for pushing her out of her career? This person probably met the stylist-accuser while working on her now decommissioned Fashion critique show.

Because if you can force the female celebrity herd to avoid your male co-host on their big night, there is plenty of star time left for the forgotten female co-host to take back.

Kno Won Uno said...

I agree, Scandi.
Over his entire looong career, a single accuser comes forward after he joins Kelly Ripa.
I believe Ripa is behind it.
No one with showbiz clout is allowed on her turf for long.

J F said...

Can a mailbox "identify" as a shoebox or a toolbox if it chooses?

Anonymous said...

+1

More Cowbell said...

Were there pics of Seacrest on vay-cay with his "girlfriend?"

Chelsea Provot said...

I agree there have been kindness blinds about Seacrest

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I'd watch that in a heartbeat.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

@Brayson: Right. Who am I to tell a mailbox what he/she/they/it is?

@JF: Of course! Why not? I know a box who had box-change surgery in Thailand. They're a very happy box now.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

💌

Court b said...

KNow somebody, who knows everybody, and said all accusations we're TRUE.

Court b said...

Not gay, just a pig Brando style. Not into the sex, just wants the power and thrill of the chase.

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