Tuesday, June 05, 2018

Blind Item #2 - Reader Blind Item

20 years ago I hung out with a Malibu clique, including the BFF of an actress best known for being married to a permanent A list mostly film actor. And yet, rumors that the wife is far more seriously into the faux religion seem wrong, as do assertions that the actress has no clue about her hubby’s decades long bad behavior. This is a paraphrase of what actress said:

“X is such a freaking idiot! He just has to do things that are bound to find their way into the press & ruin us! The other night, he was out late at a bowling alley.

There was a hot guy who worked there, and X really wanted him! But he couldn’t do anything till the place closed. I think X got it closed early!

Then he took the guy & bent him over the place where the balls come out-and the balls came out, all Right! He screwed that guy, and there were still people around. I tell him & tell him he’s gonna get caught, but he doesn’t care & doesn’t listen. I don’t know how long I can keep covering for him!”

It’s 20 years later, and she still is. Next time you read that actress knows nothing about her longtime hub’s extracurriculars? You’ll know she’s lying. 

42 comments:

bonestructure said...

Travolta and Kelly Preston

Boo Hearne said...

John Travolta's wife?

Tricia13 said...

Kelly Preston/John Travolta?

bowler_chick said...

Travolta obviously

Goddess said...

Kurt Russell ... Goldie?

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Is this a blind or the plot of Deliverance

Geeljire said...

I wouldn't want John Travolta banging the ball boy over my nachos during bowling night either.

cheesegrater15 said...

A weird Deliverance/Big Lebowski crossover.

Tricia13 said...

Hahahaha... Squeal like a pig—-STRIKE!

Jon said...

I read this as Will and Jada...but I guess Travolta works too.

Geeljire said...

WOW I LIKE THIS WAY BETTER

cc423 said...

Now THAT is how ya write a blind.

Geeljire said...

Big Will
Dru Hill
Ha Ha! Ha Ha!
Wild Wild West

Sara, Making It Work said...

Who is more likely to just hang out at bowling alleys (20 years ago), Travolta or Smith?

Lyla said...

Could be the Smiths. They married in 1997.

Guesser said...

The Travoltas live mainly in Florida,right? And Kelly is way in with Scio, Jada we aren't sure. Will and Jada for the win.

Brayson87 said...
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Brayson87 said...

Summary:

Malibu Barbie claims closeted star misunderstood purpose of ball return at bowling alley. The End.

SDaly said...

Wouldn't spontaneous anal sex over the return rack be kind of gross? Never understood the fascination with anal, but I imagined some prep time would be necessary.

SDaly said...

It must have been an "empty balls" rack.

Geeljire said...

BIG WILLIE STYLE
What did he mean when he said this?
Parents just don't understand.

Max Power said...

Now that's one 7-10 split I DON'T want to pick up.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Lol! I think details were spared (no pun intended) somewhere along the way. We are hearing this fourth hand, after all.

Kiki Jones said...

Riiiight.

DDonna Tarttty said...

As I was reading, I totally thought of Will/Jada, but I guess Travolta/Preston works too. Still sticking with Will/Jada.

T. W. said...

@SDaly

You are right, prep time is necessary and I think it takes place the night before.

rosie riveter said...

Well done, whoever sent this in. This is how you write a blind

Does anyone else's dog talk? said...

@Geeljire: "Dru Hill" Oh...my!

I WISH you were my neighbor!!

XOOXOXO

La-Juice said...

I Like @cheesegrater's guess, could also be "Kingpin-Deliverance".

Blank_Profile said...

It's totally Will/Jada. They have both known about each others' proclivities since the beginning. And-bonus tidbit- they have a fully equipped sex room in their house.

Jesse Rice said...

Where does this Travolta is gay thing come from and how is everyone so sure?

Sd Auntie said...

Jada is undercover Scio so I'll go with Kelly. If she dated Sheen, she will put up with sweet JT, who is obviously deep in the closet.

Count Jerkula said...

Whores will turn a blind eye to anything, to keep riding the gravy train.

Stupidpervs said...

+1

Freckles said...

Charlie must have damaged Kelly so much that she decided a comfortable life and friendship was the kind of marriage for her

Rafael said...

Where is Melania? Trump probably hit her too hard this time.

KittensRUs said...

Kelly Preston. Travolta is known for being super careless. Smith is not.

Remie Ross said...

+1. How sad she has zero self respect and he's a disgusting pig who behaves that way.

Remie Ross said...

I was going to write the same thing kittens! Travolta is just colt and arrogant enough to feel he could get away with doing something like this with witnesses. Will seems like he would be a little more discrete and cares more about his image.

jordan gaudet said...

Travolta's lived in Malibu as well. What I'm more curious about is whether or not the sex was consensual. The acts described were disturbing, and it doesnt sound like just anyone would agree to that.

Southern Man said...

but how do you score it on the sheet??

so confusing.

Lucius Cassio said...

In LA he's well known to abuse male masseuses to the point he was banned from some parlors and spas. There are even photos of his harassment.

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