Friday, June 08, 2018

Blind Item #9 - On Line At The Deli - An INSIDERHER Blind

So, near me is an Italian deli. It’s in the Los Angeles area.

You cannot believe the size of the salamis & prosciutto! It’s a carnivore’s paradise. I stocked up on the marinated shrimp. Smiley Face! Keeping you guessing, right? Some writers who claim to be Vegan might be disguising  their carnivore lust to throw off their real identities. Ever think of that?

Unsurprisingly, you can meet famous actors at this unequaled deli. Equally unsurprisingly, many are Italian. One such actor hangs out here like a regular Joe. Because he is.

I met him there. Our fams became friends because of our mutual love of food.

Hungry yet, blinders?

If you don’t care for this actor’s face, you may think twice when he sings.

But, like many actors, he is shrimpier than you might think.

He’s very down to earth, a family man, and other than mentioning shrimp again, I’ll just say: go see him in his most recent venture. The man could be a finer singer/crooner than he is an actor/director. And that would be very fine indeed. 

50 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Joe Pesci sings

modsquad said...

Stalone

Tricia13 said...

And he’s as Italian as you get- et he takes that damn soprasetta 😳 seriously!!

sandybrook said...

Steve Buscemi?

nonyabusiness said...

The way this was written is cringe-worthy. Perhaps that was intentional.

JuneauAK said...

Bradley Cooper

filmfanb said...

Gabriel Bryne

Flashy Vic said...

Atta girl! :)

Give the fans what they want.
At least someone in the Entyverse reads the comments.

Sara, Making It Work said...

I was thinking him, but looked him up and realized he's had like 4 roles in the past 20 years....

Tricia13 said...

I know right? The snark is strong with this one—dig it:))

Child Advocate said...

Joe Mantegna

VikingSong said...

Oh, looks like someone got pissed off over the comments posted about "her" (I still think it's a dude) waffling on about shrimp..

DDonna Tarttty said...

Even though I have no idea and don't really care, I LOVED THIS.

Tricia13 said...

Yeah he is basically in retirement in Lavalette,NJ(a shore town I used to stay in every summer oddly). Quiet dude.
I like the Mantegna guess below!

Sara, Making It Work said...

Joe Mantegna is about to play Dean Martin. Looks like we have a winner!

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Swallow my salami Sandy

Nathan said...

Robert Davi

Chase said...

@Nathan FTW!!!!

Definitely Robert Davi. Love that guy! Real gumba.

riffer73 said...

Making me hungry. I have some shrimp in the freezer.

La-Juice said...

INSIDHER! well played Miss. I love the shade. Mic DROP.

Tuesdi said...

Insiderher is throwing some SHADE! I LOVE IT.

Glitter said...

I immediately thought of Robert Davi.

Sal T said...

😂 Love this! Respect and credit to INSIDERHER for actually reading the comments and having a good sense of humour about it! May you lust after shrimp, stare at boobs and piss off celebrities for many a blind to come!

Missy Bigbritches said...

hahahahaha THE BEST!

Unknown said...

Paul Sorvino is an opera singer

totaji said...

Everyone whines about the vegan stuff so here’s some meat and cheese with the wine!

Child Advocate said...

Thank you Trisha,I love Joe Mantegna. He hits this perfectly. I've heard from friends in the industry that he's a wonderful cook,but overall I've heard he speaks from the heart.

Lurky McLurkster said...

Pfft, La can kep their foofoo delis. Give me The Bomb from SKC in Queens any day and I will be in heaven

Tricia13 said...

Most welcome@Child Advocate... I really enjoy his work as well and heard he is a real regular guy from big Italian family(Chicago I think)? I forgot he sang... the only other option could’ve been Danny Aiello ,but the Dean Martin movie screams that it’s Joe-great guess!!

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Seth MacFarlane. (spelling?)
My daughter has gone to several shows in LA and only recently she's been disappointed.
She says, "He sings wonderfully."
'Sometimes the shows are good, some, eh!' she says.

Rita said...

Carrado Soprano

MichiganMama59 said...

Italians taught the world to eat. Carrodo Soprano.

Thonker said...

This bitch is actually shading us readers in a fucking blind LMAO she got nerve I like her now. And I bet the salamis were huge girl *cough cough*

Unknown said...

What's the blind here? Actors eat ar delis? Amazing!

moliegan@yahoo.com said...

Sylvester Stallone!

HeatherBee said...

Very clever lady, but no self respecting carnivore would disguise themselves as a vegan, never, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

Tigercat said...

Bay Cities in SM for the Italian deli?

La La Lady said...

He is not shrimps in person. Quite tall. Plus he is not exactly a family man.

Mrs.Angelova said...

steve buscemi!

Southern Man said...

I saw Jon Faverau paddle boarding. I mean up close. Not pretty.

Why is a celeb sighting with no substance a blind? Sheesh.

Unknown said...

I agree with HeatherBee. The love of meat and shellfish is so strong, it wouldn't even compute in the mind of an omnivore to pretend they're fucking vegans on an anonymous celebrity gossip site.

I don't buy it at all. It actually makes vegan-girl even more annoying: 'oh haha, I'm so clever, cause I'm not even vegan, gotcha!'. Major eye roll.

Anonymous said...



Very clever ad. The reveal comes..You have just generated lots of PR for "whoever".

And people think the advertising is only in the margins?

Sartorial, Esq said...

Bradley Cooper

Cocobean said...

Oooooh, which celebrity eats at a deli??? Fascinating blind item! (Eye roll)

chopp said...

I was a high school freshman in Drama 101. To pass, we had to try out for the high school musical. I cant sing, I cant dance, I can act a little. So, who auditions before me? Joe Mantegna. He was so good. He sang and dance and had this comedic french accent. I just ran out crying. LOL

So, yes, he can really sing. :)

chopp said...

Deli by me had an overwhelming smell of coffee, chocolate, & cheese. It was heaven.

Hugo Pedersen said...

What's this new Dean Martin movie? Joe Mantegna has played Dean Martin before but that was more of a supporting role.

primadana said...

Danny DeVito

Itttt said...

Another InsiderHer blind, and of course it revolves around food.

Robin said...

Joe Pesci

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