Monday, September 10, 2018

Blind Item #15

Two to three bottles of wine and donuts are the current daily regimen for this former A+ list singer who has burned so many bridges that I'm not sure she will ever have a successful record again or get another shot at any kind of network talent show.

45 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Christina A

Geeljire said...

At least she's still on bottles instead of boxes

J F said...

What kinda wine pairs best with donuts?

Carlina Colon said...

Rosé

Pixie Sticks said...

For cake donuts, a nice chardonnay, for fluffy yeast donuts, a dry cab.

LooksLikeCRicci said...

XTina.

Moral of the story-- Don't be a bitch.

MDAnderson said...

Riesling

Ophelia said...

@LooksLikeCRicci that's not the moral I got lol sounds like living your best life to me!

Owlette said...

I see no problem here

Brayson87 said...

I'm kind of jealous I never thought of pairing wine with donuts, seems so obvious now.

LooksLikeCRicci said...

Ophelia-- LOL. Fair enough! I guess I never considered the donuts and wine pairing.

I was thinking more along the lines that she's going to run out of money soon if she can't book anything...

Jon said...

Why is this not Mariah?

Ophelia said...

haha maybe she's living that off brand donut + Franzia life :)

Personally I think those bacon topped donuts would pair nicely with a deep red - nice sweet and savory combo

AC said...

Is she not perm A? It could be her because she is a diva, but by all accounts, Xtina is next-level difficult.

Brayson87 said...

Her & Britney should go all Thelma & Louise

LooksLikeCRicci said...

Damn it, @Brayson, leave Britney alone! :)

SteveD said...

A box of Krispy Kremes, a bottle of red
Perhaps three bottles of rose instead

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Sd Auntie said...

Xtina. Wow

Lurky McLurkster said...

I am disappointed nobody went with "anything from Cupcake Vineyards will pair nicely with donuts"

Youre Tired said...

Xtina next level difficult compared to MARIAH? Lmao. That’s a ridiculous statement.

Brayson87 said...

Damn it, @LooksLikeCRicci, you know that crazy and/or smart are my weaknesses ;)

Youre Tired said...

90% if the industry are bitches. Xtina stands up for herself and they don’t like it. They like their stars on their knees.

Blacksmith said...

"Two to three bottles of wine and donuts "
Is that how Rocky trains?

Hamid said...

Drone strikes make for crispy fried jihadists. Allahu cuntbar!

zerooptions said...

mmmm, donuts and moscato!!!

Neal M said...

Mimi - Mariah?

bunny honey said...

@Bryson Now that would awesome.

AC said...

lol we found the Xtina stan.

There are women who get labeled “bitch” for speaking their mind, and then their are legitimate assholes. Christina is an asshole.

Guesser said...

Christina wasn't nice on the way up,so no one cares on the way down. But if she keeps her voice, a come back is always possible. Real singers are still a novelty.

HeatherBee said...

https://www.babble.com/best-recipes/donut-and-wine-pairings/. This could be Xtina or Mariah, and I can’t decide if this sounds more delightful or disgusting. It is trendy for weddings, though. And divas, apparently.

InCaseYouDidntKnow said...

is this not Mariah? isn't she the one with the weight problem and she is Aplus xtina was A

Queen Daddy said...

Wine and donuts....sounds pretty heavenly to me.

Unknown said...

LOL🤣

Notyomommatoday said...

Mariah Carey

Leish D said...

I though Mariah also

GentleBreeze said...

Talk about a carb/sugar overload. Geeljire, leave boxed wines alone! Much more ecological/financially savvy !

Brian said...

Christina is a legacy artist now, she's 20 years into her career. Of course she's not going to have a successful record again. The best she can hope for is maintaining enough of a fan base to give her a respectable first week when she puts out an album, then hope and pray that the second week drop on the charts isn't too embarrassing. Or at least less embarrassing than her new album, which dropped from #6 to #98 in week 2.

andrea said...

Mariah is labeled as a “singer” here. Christina can actually sing, this is her.

Depeche Model said...

American philistines you all are. The only wine that pairs with donuts is very clearly a fortified one, like Porto.

UniversalEnergy said...

Christina doesn't want to be on a tv show, so it's ok. For music, she can sell tickets if she shows she can put on a good show. Bette Middler and Barry Manilow don't have hit songs, but people go to their shows. That's where you make the most money.

Mad Hominem said...

@andrea —

Those of us who remember when Mariah first came on the scene in 1990 remember that she used to demonstrate her (extraordinary) vocal range in interviews, spontaneously, for the benefit of reporters. She may be descending into a kind of insanity reserved for unicorns, but we know she can sing.

As for XTina, well, she is from the age of autotune, and it's entirely possible she's a fraud like Britney...

Brian said...

You really think it's possible that Christina has Britney level vocal talent? That is probably the dumbest thing I've heard all year.

Adrastia said...

Wine and donuts every day? Girl, you're gonna balloon up like a zeppelin. All that sugar is really bad. Make sure you see the dentist.

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