Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Blind Item #5

You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard? When no one on earth really even knows you are bearding for the foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in his own corner of the sports world no one watches much over here. No, not soccer.

27 comments:

Tricia13 said...
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MontanaMarriott said...

Lewis Hamilton?

MDAnderson said...

Lewis Hamilton??

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

Could be Nicki Minaj/Hamilton

Brayson87 said...

+1 Montana, MD, and Tricia. Nicki looks bewildered, like she's not used to being with a man who has absolutely no interest in her.

Unknown said...

Nicki is an idiot who needs to be exposed and gooooo away

cheesegrater15 said...

According to TMZ, Lewis Hamilton and Winnie Harlow are "together." Maybe her instead of that blowup doll?

Brayson87 said...

There really is nothing worse than an untrained beard.

That's why Beards'R'Us requires a rigorous 6 week training course for all its professional beards. For the first three weeks beards are required to carry a log with them everywhere, ready to pose for hugs and kisses with the log at any time. Because if she doesn't know how to fake it, how is she going to help you fake it? Remember Beards'R'Us for all your bearding needs.

Danilo said...

He "dated" all women known to be bearded by gay men. To think that he is straight is the same as to think that kendall likes men, that Jonathan cheban is straight and shawn Mendes fucks with women

Carlina said...

Wasn't Winnie with Whiz Kalifa? I can't keep up anymore.
Can't wait for Nicki to be exposed as well. I'm tired of her Queen radio bullshit.

LooksLikeCRicci said...

The TMZ article about all this is hilarious....

orangesoda said...

Why do these women do this to themselves? Is the money really worth being lonely and unloved?

Brayson87 said...

@orangesoda, Lots of lonely and unloved women with straight guys, plus poor.

VikingSong said...

Don't confuse bearding with regular women who are trapped in sham, often violent, loveless marriages by gay men, @OrangeSoda.

Most "beards" are gay themselves, or want to be single or have someone on the quiet.

Unknown said...

Ya, cuz gay guys are so notoriously violent lol. Don't paint all men as animals just because non of them want to be with you.

Mahogany1 said...

Who did Nicki piss off?

Dannette said...

Thank you @Brayson87. I like how you don't overadvertise your services, so the message always seems fresh. Thumbs up.

Olivia said...

Nahhh Winnie Harlow is dating Wiz Khalifa

Olivia said...

Yes she is! Idk the TMZ article just said Nicki Minaj, Gigi hadid and Winnie Harlow were with Lewis Hamilton in Mykonos.. idk that doesn’t mean he’s fucking any of them honestly. It was some event for him

Olivia said...

Seriously 🙏

Olivia said...

Nicki Minaj would probably do ANYTHING that got her more money or attention. She’s so desperate it’s awkward ... but you know she must go home every night and cry for being all alone and sucking

Olivia said...

Just a heads up y’all.. if you’ve heard of any “straight” handsome celebrity men who are always pictured with different women but never actually in relationships ... there is like a 99.9 percent chance they’re gay ..

LA said...

Dutch model Cheyenne Ciani/Lewis Hamilton

Guesser said...

You want to know how bad a job this woman is at bearding? Even @Tricia 13 doesn't know who you are. Everyone knows this is Lewis Hamilton,everyone knows the event, but there are at least three legit guesses for the beard.

longtimereader said...

C'mon, how many Hollywood actresses are desperate for the publicity? You get to meet the p.r people of some of the biggest corporations in the world and live in luxury for a year or two. Easiest bearing gig ever.

Bubbles said...

Do you mean she's a bad beard if people don't know she's dating him because why would someone want everyone to know that they're a beard? The point is to convince people that the bearded party is straight, non?

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