Friday, September 14, 2018

Blind Items Revealed Revisited

This was originally revealed on December 20, 2017


December 15, 2017 

This foreign born superhero is sweating bullets that two of his exes are going to spill what they know about his sex life. He needs the superhero gig. He should also be worried about this A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family who wants to be a superhero and is talking smack about him behind the scenes because the A- lister thinks the superhero is the easiest to replace.

Henry Cavill/Jake Gyllenhaal

27 comments:

Brayson87 said...

Whatever, Jake Gyllenhaal peaked with Donnie Darko.

sandybrook said...

Isn't Jakey playing Mysterio in the new SpiderMan movie? And wouldn't that disqualify him from a DC job?

hunter said...

Jake is a great actor, he doesn't strike me as a super hero type but I bet he would pull it off great.

Unknown said...

There aren’t enough steroids in the world to get Jake that massive Superman size.

Katie Telling said...

Well, he is going to be in Spider-Man far from home. Let's see your resume.

DDonna Tarttty said...

JG as SM? Just no.

John Gilchrist Lodge said...

Sandy, JK Simmons played J Jonah Jameson in Maguire's Spider-Man franchise and Commissioner Gorden in Justice League. So I'm not really sure what your point is...?

Ophelia said...

@John I may be wrong - but I don't think that would have been as big of a deal because the MCU wasn't nearly what it is now during Maguire's tenure

Unknown said...

Toby Maguire's Spiderman was also when Sony owned the rights to the series and it was not part of the MCU. Therefore, if JK Simmons wouldn't have violated anything by working with DC too. Now if he were to work with Marvel in the future, that may be something else, but all the prior Spidermans before Homecoming aren't Disney property. At least that's my understanding.

UniversalEnergy said...

Jake is an old looking closeted Toothy Tile whore. Chimney smoking bundle of nerves.

Cail Corishev said...

If they can make Lando Calrissian, one of the coolest cats ever, into a pansexual joke, don't bet against them casting a kinda weird-looking skinny guy like Jake G. as Superman. It would subvert expectations.

Jonathan Jones said...

Not totally feeling this one. Jakey may delude himself that he could be the next Supes, but he is far too old for the job. Also H-Cav might be greedy for more $ but he doesn't NEED it. His family are LOADED to the max. I suspect he's also greedy for Bond.

Sal Salington said...

No way Jake ever has a shot at that role.

The whole DC thing comes crashing down after Aquaman anyway. Full universe reboot next year.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Why the need for the re-reveal??

Black Tiger Steals Heart said...

You guys think Cavill fucked someone Enty wanted to diddle and broke his little heart?
I mean compared to the rest of the shit everyone else this site reports on, the things he accuses Cavill of are pretty tame and most are really reaching out there to cause outrage.

BlissBoo said...

Okay F all you guys! I love me some Jakey. Gay? Who cares, stop raining on my fantasy parade. Also, HELLLLLOOOO, don't you all remember Jake's boxing movie? I believe it was called South Paw? Good movie. He was ALLLL HULKED out. Trust me, when the boy wants to roid up, he can do it. Link below to see him ragin'.

I don't see Jake as Supes, the blind is old, he's moved on to other things.

BlissBoo said...

Sorry, here's the link:

Jake Ragin'

Freckles said...

Superman needs a square jaw. Jake has a pillow jaw

Cee Kay said...

Jake G. is a good actor, but NOBODY is going to pay good money to see his old, skinny ass in tights.

Sekrit said...

I totally forgot about this blind- I think Enty brought it back up because of Cavill being dropped, although I agree, Jake can act really well but he doesn't look like a Superman to me; maybe Nightwing?

supapimp said...

Bubble boy

AppleThief4Elliot said...

@Sandybrook There've been at least a couple actors to move between DC and Marvel superhero roles. Probably most successfully, Ryan Reynolds.
Also, off the top of my head Neal McDonough (who is criminally underappreciated, imho) is in the Captain America film (and Agent Carter) and plays a recurring role in the DC TV shows (Arrow, Legends etc.) Not a lead role in either case, but shows it's possible. There are probably others.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Jake should play somebody offbeat, like Deadman.

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mastik8 said...

Everyone mentioned is too old for the parts if they are trying to bridge this to the next demographic.

longtimereader said...

Toothy did bulk up for prince of persia as well. Unlike cavill, a really good actor but i suspect batman might be a more suitable gig.

Vaggeli said...

Is Geoff Johns feeding you this?

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