Tom Cruise Dates A Guy With A Wig
It's been quite a long time since we have seen the Katie Holmes slouch and duck walk. In the photo above, she appears to be at least a foot taller than Tom. Of course that might not be Katie at all. To me, it kind of looks like a guy dressed in drag, who then threw on a wig. Whether it be male or female, Tom looks like he is about 12 standing next to them. Is this his new way of looking younger? Does he go to Katie (Kate) and say, "you still look to feminine. Go get your hair cut to look like that bitch from Vogue, tape down your breasts, and maybe, just maybe this relationship will work."
In other Little General news, Suri Cruise is having a pair of Louboutins custom made for her. Christian Louboutin himself came and took a mold of Suri's feet so he could make the custom booties. Of course, by the time the mold is sent off to China to be made, coated in lead paint, and finally shipped to the Cruise family, the kid will have grown another 2 inches like every other damn kid in the world, and the shoes will be just a nice talking point. Is there a point to actually getting the shoes made? Is it to show that Tom Cruise can get one of the most popular shoe designers to come to his house and take a mold? Is it to have a daughter who is so damn spoiled that her baby booties have a big red bottom? Is the Cruise family short of money so they are going to start having Suri shill for them because you sure as hell know there won't be any Tom and Katie sex video. "Now, where does it go?" "Maybe we should shower again first."
