Random Photos Part One
This photograph actually was taken BEFORE the party began. I'm thinking that James Gandolfini may have started a little early. OK, maybe a lot early like Bloody Mary's at breakfast and going on right through the day.
I love The Hoosiers. I also love the Top Of The Pops holiday episode. It always seems like they have the best bands for this one episode and also some cool surprises. This year they even had The Proclaimers. I thought they were dead, but nope, there they were still making a living off that one song. Being a one hit wonder isn't bad if it is a song that has some life and is not something like the Macarena.
I have decided that Nicola Roberts (middle) of Girls Aloud serves much the same purpose as Mel C in the Spice Girls. You need one person who just can be pointed to as the not as attractive as the other members of the group. I'm not saying Nicola is ugly, I am saying though that looking like an extra from the television show Dallas is probably not her best look.
Normally if you saw a mother buying a stuffed animal the night before Christmas you would think she was buying a little extra present for one of her children. When it is Britney Spears and a Rite-Aid you start to wonder if she is going to go home and ride it or smoke the stuffing or a million other possibilities. No one even assumes it will end up in the hands of one of her sons.
I think Paris Hilton really did have last minute shopping to do. She is not whored up, and honestly with the exception of her dogs looks like almost any other shopper you would run into an hour before the stores close with 10 items left on your list to get. I may even be so bold as to say that this photo is the most normal Paris has looked in several years. She almost even looks human.
Mariah Carey on the other hand. Never normal, and her dog looks like he wants to make a break for it as soon as the assistant comes to get him. I didn't even know you could get cleavage in a ski jacket, and I sure as hell know that Mariah could use a slightly larger size of jeans for next year. If she breathes out, she and the dog are going to be blown up.
With all the money Kate Moss spends on drugs in a year, I think she feels guilty and I think that if you are her child or her current boyfriend she is probably one hell of a gift giver. She would really have to be to make you forget that she had sex with Pete Doherty for a few years.
You do realize that to fill up the gas tank of this truck costs about 10% of Blonde Ambition's gross ticket sales. Now remember, the theatre gets half which leaves about $500 for everyone else to split. Nice.
Nicole Richie should be very thankful for Joel Madden. This guy is a publicist's dream. Do you think that Nicole would ever have created a charitable foundation or done any charity work without Joel. He almost makes her normal. Almost.
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Awwwww. Normally Nicola looks quite pretty, actually. She needs to go back to red, though - much better hair color on her. The real tragedy is that she barely has a singing voice (unlike Mel C). Nicola is totally the token "hot little ginger," and they generally cake a lot of makeup on her and put her in tiny, tiny outfits. I think she's supposed to appeal to chavs.
I love that you've mentioned Girls Aloud though - I LOVE THEM. But no one in the US knows who they are, unfortunately :(
what does jessica have to smile about? not those icky grandma hands.
and.... Jessica, take some time off. get your GED. take some college classes. there is still hope for you and what's left of your career. remember what my neighbor Judge Judy says, "beauty fades but dumb is forever".
I must say, I'm really impressed with Nicole Richie's complete turn-around. Her behaviour and appearance have been stunning throughout the pregnancy. Even a classy mug shot from Lynwood.
Let's hope she is able to keep it up as a mother and set a new example.
Good luck, Nicole!
p.s. whoda'thunk Joel Madden would be such a KEEPER
Nicole is one of the most gorgeous pregnant women I've ever seen. Her face is simply luminous.
I can't shake the feeling though that as soon as she pops that baby out she's going to have a big coffee laced with cocaine sweetner.
Agree with you all on the cuteness of Nicole.
EL - please, please, please - promise us that in 2008 you'll stop giving the whore known as Paris Hilton any more press. PLEASE???!!!! I don't care if she looks good in some pics, she does nothing to contribute to the planet and you're wasting good font on her ass.
I too am impressed with Nicole and Joel. Since Hilary wouldnt sleep with him I kinda assumed that maybe he was an ass, but really, maybe he was just a normal guy, and she was holding onto chastity too much. Doesnt mean he was the wrong guy...
even if this whole thing was fake and for publicity, it still shows growth, in that she's at least trying to do good and clean up, even if its for press. Getting press for her, used to involve anorexia, coke usage, and being a complete twat, so yes such an improvement! plus she looks so pretty when she isnt skeletal.
ITA with Twisted.
Can CDAN be Paris-free in '08??
I don't think it's possible to be a gossip site and Paris-free anymore. That said, ent, she might seem normal to you, but to me wearing sunglasses indoors/when it's dark is not normal. Corey Hart be damned.
Also, I don't think Gandolfini looks any worse than he normally does.
I remember Enty predicting quite awhile ago that by the end of this year Nicole and Joel would likely be married and/or expecting a child - way to call it Enty!
Nicole does look great, and good for Joel for being a decent guy. Let's hope their child has a solid set of parents for the long haul. No need for another Dakota Johnson, please!
dnfrommn, if she does something noteworthy, I would expect something on that. To post bullshit pics just because she looks cute is giving her unwarranted press. I would really hope this site would try to set the bar higher than this skank.
nq, some of us know who they are and can't stand them. Give me the Sugababes with Mutya any day. They blow those little cattle-call girlies away.
Does anyone know the maker of the wreath on the door behind Kate Moss? If not, does anyone know whose door? I neeed that wreath even more than I neeed the bag she's carrying.
Mariah baby..embrace your real size. stop insisting on a small..your camel toe will thank you.
trix, Hilary Duff herself said she NEVER said she was a virgin throughout her relationship with Joel.. She said she doesn't talk about it. There is no way a 25 year old "rock star" is going to stay in a relationship where he's not getting any.
I agree, Nicole should always be pregnant- she's gorgeous.
parissucksliterally, I didnt say she was a virgin, either. I said she was chaste, meaning abstaining. That doesnt mean she didnt ever do it, but she'd made it clear that she was not having sex regularly with Joel. I mean, I remember reading that more than one place, especially when it was discussed why they broke up--because she wouldnt give it up.
I agree with Twistied and CAblond
No More Paris in '08!!!!!!!!
Good call, Reese, you're right! I forgot Enty made that prediction. WOW! Thanks for reminding me!
livesunderarock - I'll trade you 5 of the black feather wreaths if you can snag me that bag!
p.s. I actually feel pain in my bikini area when I look at Mariah's jeans. OUCH!
I remember that one too Reese. My question is how did Ent know?! Is he psychic or something? Two years ago I would never have believed that someone like Nicole Richie could settle down like she has (or seems to).
I love that Proclaimers song!
Yikes - Mariah, that looks like a good way to get cystitis....
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