Quick Hits Part Two
Paris Makes All Americans Proud - With Paris Hilton leading the way, the stereotype of American ignorance about every country other than our own will continue forwards forever. OK, it isn't just Paris and it isn't a stereotype. I mean I doubt I can name the leaders of more than five or six other countries, but I bet almost everyone outside the US can do better than that. I remember this one time, at band camp. Whoops. Wrong anecdote. Anyway, someone shoved a microphone or camera in Paris' face and at first she started to take off her clothes and then realized it wasn't that kind of film. The interviewer asked her who the British Prime Minister is and she replied Gordon Ramsay. Hey, at least she got the first name right.
Debbie Matenopoulos Is Not A Freeloader - She might not have a job much longer, but at least for now, Debbie wants you to know that despite what her ex-husband says, Debbie does pay some of the bills of her house. Debbie's soon to be ex had alleged that when they spilt up and he moved out, that Debbie has refused to pay for anything. Not even the cable bill. Debbie countered today that she does pay for things. She says she pays for her own expenses. Yeah, that just says to me she is buying her own clothes and groceries. Oh well, who cares anyway. I mean do you wake up in the morning and go, "damn I hope there is something in the gossip sites about Debbie Matenopoulos." Yeah, no one does. Just because you are on television doesn't mean we care. Hello Kim Kardashian.
Guy Ritchie's Dad Wants Madonna To Sleep With The World - In a sure sign of parental love, Guy Ritchie's dad says he is thankful for every different guy he sees with Madonna. As far as he is concerned, the more guys she is sleeping with and dating, the less chance she and Guy will get back together again. Seems that Mr. Ritchie is not very fond of Madonna. OK, to hear him say it, he pretty much hates her and thinks Guy should consider himself lucky that it is over.
Not So Crazy In Love - Kelly Rowland said buh bye to her manager and Beyonce's dad Mathew Knowles. Apparently Kelly figured out that maybe Beyonce's dad was giving the choice projects to his daughter leaving Kelly only the scraps. Kelly, realizing her career was suffering at the hands of Mathew kicked him to the curb yesterday. Not that she really kicked him that far because he is a big guy, but it is more the expression. I am sure she wished she could have kicked him to the curb, but probably just told him he was fired.
