Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Her Mouth - Not Ever A Good Idea
I honestly get the feeling that Gwyneth Paltrow tries and tries, but there is something that prevents her from thinking that she is equal to everyone else in the world. Last night she was at a charity event and People asked her about GOOP. That is really all you need to do. Ask her about GOOP and just shut up because she will do the rest of the damage all by herself.
Why does she do it? "It’s just nice to share what you have. And I have all this great information. It’s just a gift. People want me to do all this other stuff. But right now, I just really love doing the site. I love thinking about the letters, what I’m going to write about, what kind of information we can put in there.”
Yes, she has all this great information, and guess what? She is the only one who has it. It's a gift. None of us will ever be lucky enough to know it all unless she shares it with us.
In her most delusional quote of the night she was asked about discussing her personal life on the site. “I never address that side of me there,” she insisted. “It is really a place to disseminate good information.”
Uh huh. And what about all those blind items and digs she gets in under the guise of a piece of advice? I guess it is ok that she trashes other people or discusses them, but there will be no talk about her allowed on the site. Nice.
16 comments:
Well what do you expect Enty? It IS her site. That said, I can't stand her and I don't think her information is that great.
Well, gotta say I do like that dress.
DITTO....ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HEAR HER VOICE....WE ALL BORE HER SO VERY MUCH, SHE CAN'T HIDE IT....IT'S IN HER EVERY WORD..EVERY MOVEMENT...
HOW BIG DO YOU THINK THE STAFF IS THAT RUNS THE GOOP SITE....NOW THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING...
Alice, you are just jealous because she has this good info and you don't. She's just trying to share it with us, because she has it and we don't. Because, you know, we weren't born her.
She is such a wise soul. Thank heavens she can share with us common folk a little of her sage advice. . . oops, excuse me I just threw up a little in my mouth
she's nuts.
I guess she's the only one who knows how to cut up a chicken, add some vegetables and seasoning and bake at 350 until done.
You said it Dianne.
I can't figure out if that dress is supposed to curve up in the front between her legs or it's just kind of stretched? I've seen it on a couple of sites and just can't tell.
Either way, I don't think it's doing her many favours.
I wish someone would put her in her place so she would stop being such an azz.
GAH. Did she attend one of Mischa's rummage sales or some shit? WTF is up with that dress?!
I love to hate me some Gwyneth!
The first time I looked through Goop.com, I was convinced that it was an awesome parody, a site launched by someone who really despises Saint Gwyneth.
After I read the chicken recipe, though, I realized that she just has a master's degree in Obvious.
What an asshat.
I never realized just how high her ass was on her shoulders...Gwen you can get off the horse now.
She is so pretentious.
I'm a librarian by profession and hey, I have a lot of information too!
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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